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Weird urban myths about the opposite sex

  • 02-05-2011 10:13PM
    #1
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭


    During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
    Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
    Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
    Ausie chicks are easy
    German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
    American women dont like oral

    Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
    P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!


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  • #2
    MadameCholet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭MadameCholet


    oh for Gods sake. Are they all about sex?

    here's one for you

    All men are misogynists


  • #3
    saywhatyousee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    ArtyM wrote: »
    During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
    Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
    Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
    Ausie chicks are easy
    German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
    American women dont like oral

    Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
    P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!

    Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    saywhatyousee wrote: »
    Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)

    Even the fellas? :p


  • #5
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I remember hearing that women are as rational as men. We all had a good laugh at that.


  • #6
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Men let women finish first.


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  • #7
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    Is there really any point in coming to an Irish site in order to slag off the Welsh?


  • #8
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Men love to cuddle and talk after sex.


  • #9
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    They have cooties


  • #10
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Chinese girls have sideways vaginas.


  • #11
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ArtyM wrote: »
    During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
    Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
    Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
    Ausie chicks are easy
    German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
    American women dont like oral

    Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
    P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!

    That is no bloody myth, I can assure you! My flatmate is a dominatrix who specialises in fireplay...

    (And before anyone gets in with "pics or GTFO"; I want written assurance that I will NOT be banned for linking to porn from a moderator!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #12
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    saywhatyousee wrote: »
    Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)


    You're a hairdresser arn't ya? go on admit it


  • #13
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,987 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    that women urinate out of their vagina
    Untitled Image




  • #14
    saywhatyousee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    theboss80 wrote: »
    You're a hairdresser arn't ya? go on admit it

    LOL No i had a few of the girls from the local salons.MMMM mental images:)


  • #15
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Chinese women hate Naggers.


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:


  • #17
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    saywhatyousee wrote: »
    Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)

    Now that i think about it, the best 2 blow jobs ive ever had were from Hairdressers :)


  • #18
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,392 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.


  • #19
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    That is no bloody myth, I can assure you! My flatmate is a dominatrix who specialises in fireplay...

    (And before anyone gets in with "pics or GTFO"; I want written assurance that I will NOT be banned for linking to porn from a moderator!)

    What the f**k is fireplay? I am not asking Google, I dont want that searchphrase on my Googleprofile.
    Please esplain


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    kfallon wrote: »
    Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:

    This is true: they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
    ArtyM wrote: »
    What the f**k is fireplay? I am not asking Google, I dont want that searchphrase on my Googleprofile.
    Please esplain

    Having not witnessed it, I'm not 100% sure, but as far as I know, it involves either covering part of the skin in some sort of protective oil and setting fire to it; or just bringing the fire very close. I've seen pictures of her doing it as part of a burlesque act, but not live.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    kfallon wrote: »
    Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:

    this is deeply disturbing watch at your peril:


    http://youtu.be/GxxsP7VWVN8


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  • #22
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Womens menstruation can attract bears.


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Nevore wrote: »
    Womens menstruation can attract bears.

    Yes, I heard that one before too.


  • #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    bonerm wrote: »
    Yes, I heard that one before too.

    I can confirm that it is indeed true


  • #25
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,983 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Women talk during films, the news, their own bloody funeral.


  • #26
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Blisterman wrote: »
    Chinese girls have sideways vaginas.

    And therefore giving us the expression 'ride me sideways'


  • #27
    Goldenegg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"


  • #28
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,983 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Goldenegg wrote: »
    Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

    No, they do that to attract bears.


  • #29
    saywhatyousee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    Goldenegg wrote: »
    Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

    :eek::eek:Could of got by without knowing that!!


  • #30
    Ev84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    saywhatyousee wrote: »
    LOL No i had a few of the girls from the local salons.MMMM mental images:)

    mental image.jpg

    Bring back memories?


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  • #31
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Goldenegg wrote: »
    Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

    tampon.... hamster.... whatever's handy apparently


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