Weird urban myths about the opposite sex

ArtyM

During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
Ausie chicks are easy
German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
American women dont like oral

Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!

MadameCholet

oh for Gods sake. Are they all about sex?

here's one for you

All men are misogynists

saywhatyousee

ArtyM wrote: »

During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
Ausie chicks are easy
German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
American women dont like oral

Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!

Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)

chin_grin

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;)

Even the fellas?

amacachi

I remember hearing that women are as rational as men. We all had a good laugh at that.

easyeason3

Men let women finish first.

Dunjohn

Is there really any point in coming to an Irish site in order to slag off the Welsh?

bonerm

Men love to cuddle and talk after sex.

My name is URL

They have cooties

Blisterman

Chinese girls have sideways vaginas.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ArtyM wrote: »

During a drunken weekend pub conversation someone used the phrase 'she is a nurse, so you just know she is Durrrrty'.
Although I had heard this before it still strikes me as strange that a person's occupation could be taken as an indicator of their sexual habits etc.
Others I have heard are usually related to Nationality and include...
Ausie chicks are easy
German woman are into weird and kinky s**t
American women dont like oral

Anyone else heard any weird urban myths like these?
P.s. Welsh men are sheep shaggers does not apply as we all know that one is true!

That is no bloody myth, I can assure you! My flatmate is a dominatrix who specialises in fireplay...

(And before anyone gets in with "pics or GTFO"; I want written assurance that I will NOT be banned for linking to porn from a moderator!)

theboss80

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)

You're a hairdresser arn't ya? go on admit it

Skerries

that women urinate out of their vagina

saywhatyousee

theboss80 wrote: »

You're a hairdresser arn't ya? go on admit it

LOL No i had a few of the girls from the local salons.MMMM mental images:)

Turtyturd

Chinese women hate Naggers.

kfallon

Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:

Pauleta

saywhatyousee wrote: »

Hairdressers are usually filthy,never heard anything about nurses.All hairdressers give good BJ's aswell;);)

Now that i think about it, the best 2 blow jobs ive ever had were from Hairdressers

MarkR

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

ArtyM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

That is no bloody myth, I can assure you! My flatmate is a dominatrix who specialises in fireplay...

(And before anyone gets in with "pics or GTFO"; I want written assurance that I will NOT be banned for linking to porn from a moderator!)

What the f**k is fireplay? I am not asking Google, I dont want that searchphrase on my Googleprofile.
Please esplain

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

kfallon wrote: »

Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:

This is true: they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

ArtyM wrote: »

What the f**k is fireplay? I am not asking Google, I dont want that searchphrase on my Googleprofile.
Please esplain

Having not witnessed it, I'm not 100% sure, but as far as I know, it involves either covering part of the skin in some sort of protective oil and setting fire to it; or just bringing the fire very close. I've seen pictures of her doing it as part of a burlesque act, but not live.

beano345

kfallon wrote: »

Women don't fart, don't shite and don't leave skiddies :rolleyes:

this is deeply disturbing watch at your peril:


http://youtu.be/GxxsP7VWVN8

Coriolanus

Womens menstruation can attract bears.

bonerm

Nevore wrote: »

Womens menstruation can attract bears.

Yes, I heard that one before too.

Gummy Panda

bonerm wrote: »

Yes, I heard that one before too.

I can confirm that it is indeed true

Mr.Crinklewood

Women talk during films, the news, their own bloody funeral.

holystungun9

Blisterman wrote: »

Chinese girls have sideways vaginas.

And therefore giving us the expression 'ride me sideways'

Goldenegg

Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

Mr.Crinklewood

Goldenegg wrote: »

Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

No, they do that to attract bears.

saywhatyousee

Goldenegg wrote: »

Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

:eek::eek:Could of got by without knowing that!!

Ev84

saywhatyousee wrote: »

LOL No i had a few of the girls from the local salons.MMMM mental images:)

mental image.jpg

Bring back memories?

holystungun9

Goldenegg wrote: »

Some gay men shove tampons up their arses to keep the "tightness"

tampon.... hamster.... whatever's handy apparently

Goldenegg

saywhatyousee wrote: »

:eek::eek:Could of got by without knowing that!!

Did you get your mental image yet? Admit it...it's turning you on! :-)

Seriously tho, whoever thought of that must of had a gap the width of the Liffey!

ArtyM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

No, they do that to attract bears.

Laughed out loud

saywhatyousee

Goldenegg wrote: »

Did you get your mental image yet? Admit it...it's turning you on! :-)

Seriously tho, whoever thought of that must of had a gap the width of the Liffey!

Shudder...I did .I will have to cleanse my mind with weed to restore the harmony.

dvpower

saywhatyousee wrote: »

:eek::eek:Could of got by without knowing that!!

Read the thread title (with particular reference to the third word).

saywhatyousee

dvpower wrote: »

Read the thread title (with particular reference to the third word).

Yes but tampons were designed for women,not to be abused by men.And with "myths" there is usually a certain degree of truth in them

Taco Corp

saywhatyousee wrote: »

:eek::eek:Could of got by without knowing that!!

Relax, he's just saying what he sees

tallaghtmick

hate the myth that all polish women are gorgeous and that irish women are ugly

Morag

That blue balls can kill a guy or cause a medically significant injury.

TeddyTedson

Woman can orgasm too:pac::pac: Such BS

saywhatyousee

Surley wrote: »

Relax, he's just saying what he sees

Well its a site i hope to never lay eyes on

Seloth

The lollipop ladies give great oral

minidazzler

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

That is no bloody myth, I can assure you! My flatmate is a dominatrix who specialises in fireplay...

(And before anyone gets in with "pics or GTFO"; I want written assurance that I will NOT be banned for linking to porn from a moderator!)

For the love of god will a mod give permission...or a PM! :pac:

I've heard some girls insist they don't PMS. It's just other stuff stressing them out ALWAYS. Pfft.

Will I Amnt

Surley wrote: »

Relax, he's just saying what he sees

Catchphrase forum is that way====>

obzcen

Here's a true myth : most Irish women don't shave their puss ... asian girls also

stacexD

I dont think that enough people are as silly as him for this to be a myht but. For some reason my housamate thinks that women put tampons in and then they explode floury stuff to absorb the blood.
We found this out when another housemate dressed as a tampon for halloween and he said "are you not gonna put some talcom powder or flour or something on?" :rolleyes:

Paddy Cow

Men only talk about beer, sex and football and never engage in gossip or bitching.

Goldenegg

Surley wrote: »

Relax, he's just saying what he sees

I'm a pretty lady... ;-)