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Timeline of the far future. Mind=Blown

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    gas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    His dates are a little off but hes been spot on with a number of things.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wot!!! No mention of Jedward winning the Eurovision Song Contest?

    Sacrilege!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭draylander


    wooooooooooooooow! I feel like I just drank a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    My brain hurts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    Amazing (I'm not being sarcastic)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Gets a little hairy when it hits the trillion mark


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    How does all this effect pub opening hours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    His dates are a little off but hes been spot on with a number of things.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil

    The Singularity made my brain orgasm from intense feelings of awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Any news on the crystaline entity?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭KilOit


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    His dates are a little off but hes been spot on with a number of things.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil


    Oh man, some amazing predictions on that, on weed that stuff would melt my brain, can see where some ideas for movies come from :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭Penfailed


    That's very cool :cool:

    Gigs '24 - Ben Ottewell and Ian Ball (Gomez), The Jesus & Mary Chain, The Smashing Pumpkins/Weezer, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Stendhal Festival, Forest Fest, Electric Picnic, Pixies, Ride, Therapy?, Public Service Broadcasting, IDLES, And So I Watch You From Afar

    Gigs '25 - Spiritualized, Supergrass, Stendhal Festival, Forest Fest, Queens of the Stone Age, Electric Picnic, Vantastival, Sprints, Getdown Services, And So I Watch You From Afar, The Scratch

    Gigs '26 - Deftones, Sleaford Mods, Stereolab, KNEECAP, Sugar, Clutch, Big Thief, Jon Spencer, The Cure, Stendhal Festival, Forest Fest, IDLES, Electric Picnic, Public Service Broadcasting, Suede/Manic Street Preachers, Korn, Fat Dog



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Comforting thing is that none of us will be around when the sun explodes or any of that anyway...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I read that. All I could think of when they said Boltzmann brain was just this giant brain floating in space going, "Hey guys... Eh, is anyone there?"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Rawhead


    They forgot to add something in the millinillion category.


    10 millinillion years-Ireland manages to finish off paying back its debts and Gay Byrne retires


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    His dates are a little off but hes been spot on with a number of things.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil

    2019
    Devices that deliver sensations to the skin surface of their users (i.e.--tight body suits and gloves) are also sometimes used in virtual reality to complete the experience. "Virtual sex"--in which two people are able to have sex with each other through virtual reality, or in which a human can have sex with a "simulated" partner that only exists on a computer—becomes a reality.

    Only 8 more years! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    Humans will all die out some day.. Does it make anyone else sad that some time in the future distant relations of ours will be wiped out:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    In the end... The last remaining black hole will evaporate.

    From that point onwards the universe is composed only of photons, neutrinos, electrons and positrons - with no way of interacting with each other.

    The universe will continue to expand forever... but is essentially dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    You want nutty, read two books by Olaf Stapledon: Last and First Men and Star Maker. I read the first one a month ago, which describes the evolution (natural and unnatural) of the human race, from our current First Men through to the Eighteenth or Last Men, who live on Neptune two billion years from now. Star Maker is a history of the whole universe, which I'm going to read next. Both books are available online, legally. These books have been hugely influential on other SF writers, especially Clarke.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    darragh16 wrote: »
    In the end... The last remaining black hole will evaporate.

    From that point onwards the universe is composed only of photons, neutrinos, electrons and positrons - with no way of interacting with each other.

    The universe will continue to expand forever... but is essentially dead.
    This is how I understood it when I read it, but I can't even begin to imagine it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    darragh16 wrote: »
    In the end... The last remaining black hole will evaporate.

    From that point onwards the universe is composed only of photons, neutrinos, electrons and positrons - with no way of interacting with each other.

    The universe will continue to expand forever... but is essentially dead.

    But does another Big Bang occur and the whole process begins over again? Human existence is a pre-scripted soap opera that runs and runs....my head is melted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭NotExactly


    Beyond 1 millinillion

    :eek: I didn't even know that word existed.
    Devices that deliver sensations to the skin surface of their users (i.e.--tight body suits and gloves) are also sometimes used in virtual reality to complete the experience. "Virtual sex"--in which two people are able to have sex with each other through virtual reality, or in which a human can have sex with a "simulated" partner that only exists on a computer—becomes a reality.

    & how the fúck does that work? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    NotExactly wrote: »
    & how the fúck does that work? :D
    Just as visual- and auditory virtual reality have come of age, haptic technology has fully matured and is completely convincing, yet requires the user to enter a V.R. booth. It is commonly used for computer sex and remote medical examinations. It is the preferred sexual medium since it is safe and enhances the experience.

    My guess it that they'll probably retro-fit old obsolete phone boxes.

    I get the feeling that somebody's been watching too many repeats of Demolition Man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Didn't show when we would be finished paying off the IMF-ECB. I'm going to guess somewhere around 1 millinillion. Maybe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    "3020: Liverpool win the premier league"

    Result!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    But does another Big Bang occur and the whole process begins over again? Human existence is a pre-scripted soap opera that runs and runs....my head is melted.

    Yes, it's essentially the matrix "revolutions"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Never realised how insignificant we are.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭Dotsie~tmp


    darragh16 wrote: »
    In the end... The last remaining black hole will evaporate.

    From that point onwards the universe is composed only of photons, neutrinos, electrons and positrons - with no way of interacting with each other.

    The universe will continue to expand forever... but is essentially dead.

    No we can go even further than those particles. The second law will eventually claim them too. From a holographic principle point of view we go on until we reach a maximum entropy(information) value for all matter/energy contained in the universe. Constrained by the planck units. Think of it as reality being a bubble that started under a type of tension. It will expand until all they tiniest parts that make up the bubble expand to their tension-less length. I mean it literally. Reality is the surface horizon of the bubble. The world around us is shaped statistically by the kinematics or rules that govern the planck-length interaction between these strings, particles whatever they are. Gravity, space-time become an emergent phenomenon as interactions propagate across the universal horizon at the speed of light, plack speed which ever you like.

    The 3D world perceived is maybe an isomorphic projection from the horizon. But the geometry/kinematics governing reality exist only in the planck instants. Without the ability to record past configurations in memory perception of reality and time would disappear.


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