Closest male equivalent to childbirth

checkyabadself · 26-04-2011 01:21PM

I'd imagine that single fathers being automatically denied access on gender discrimination alone by a judge in a democratic country must register highly on the gutwrenching scale of turmoil.
Granted its not as physically painful, but the majority of births involve an epidural these days.

18AD · 26-04-2011 01:31PM

Real men don't feel pain.

Mint Sauce · 26-04-2011 02:22PM

Landing on the cross bar of your bike, and trying to drop the kids of after the sunday dinner combined with the night before Guinness.

Gummy Panda · 26-04-2011 03:07PM

child birth probably isn;t all that bad.

We all know how women like to exaggerate..

Nolimits · 26-04-2011 03:13PM

stovelid wrote: »

Catching your cock in a zip.

Was gonnna say this, but also taking a piss after cutting chillies :mad:

ARGINITE · 26-04-2011 03:18PM

Reading anything in AH.

plein de force · 26-04-2011 03:31PM

cluster headache would rival childirth i'd say. some sufferers have to be put on suicide watch the pain is so bad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

wnolan1992 · 26-04-2011 03:40PM

A swift kick in the testicles. From Chuck Norris. Wearing steel toe-caps. In the arctic.

dpe · 26-04-2011 04:21PM

No man has ever gone back and asked for another kick in the testicles. QED.

Kevin Duffy · 26-04-2011 04:38PM

dpe wrote: »

No man has ever gone back and asked for another kick in the testicles. QED.

In fairness, women only go back for seconds on the baby front 'cos evolution has fixed it so that their brains get smaller during pregnancy, apparently to make them forget the pain. When I got kicked in the town halls, I'd like to have got pregnant to make me forget what it was like.

yupyup7up · 26-04-2011 04:38PM

Doing my AC joint in my shoulder is acually the worst pain ive ever experienced and ive sprained ankles, broken my knee, got split open loads. kicked in the balls etc. etc....

yupyup7up · 26-04-2011 04:39PM

Doing my AC joint in my shoulder is actually the worst pain ive ever experienced and ive sprained ankles, broken my knee, got split open loads. kicked in the balls etc. etc....

Kevin Duffy · 26-04-2011 04:42PM

plein de force wrote: »

cluster headache would rival childirth i'd say. some sufferers have to be put on suicide watch the pain is so bad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

Not sure wtf I thanked this for, it's actually left me a bit scared

number10a · 26-04-2011 04:49PM

An STI test when they stick the dry cotton bud nearly all the way down your willy tube. Mother of god!!!!!

BizzyC · 26-04-2011 04:50PM

Ruptured ACL must be up there.

Cat Melodeon · 26-04-2011 04:50PM

Read an article once about women who experience orgasm during childbirth. Certainly wasn't my experience, maybe I should read more before #2 comes along.

18AD · 26-04-2011 04:51PM

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Read an article once about women who experience orgasm during childbirth. Certainly wasn't my experience, maybe I should read more before #2 comes along.

Would you ever break that news to the kid?

CrazyRabbit · 26-04-2011 04:52PM

A ureteroscopy.
This:
http://www.camurology.org.uk/imgs/infosheets/ureteroscope.jpg

az2wp0sye65487 · 26-04-2011 04:53PM

I didn't know what a Phal was, so I Googled it:

"Phal (also known as phaal or paal) is a type of curry that was invented by Indian restaurant owners in Britain to satisfy the desire of their customers to eat the hottest (in chilli terms) possible dish.

Ask any native Indian chef about this dish and they will not have a clue what you are talking about. But most British curry houses will have a chicken phal and a lamb phal on their menu and almost always no-one will order it until after pub closing time. Phals are usually consumed after the intake of at least 8 pints of lager and are almost certainly regretted by the consumer the next morning when performing his (almost always the consumer is male) morning ablutions."

Thought it was a good description!

dpe · 26-04-2011 05:00PM

Eden Beautiful Kitty wrote: »

I didn't know what a Phal was, so I Googled it:

"Phal (also known as phaal or paal) is a type of curry that was invented by Indian restaurant owners in Britain to satisfy the desire of their customers to eat the hottest (in chilli terms) possible dish.

Ask any native Indian chef about this dish and they will not have a clue what you are talking about. But most British curry houses will have a chicken phal and a lamb phal on their menu and almost always no-one will order it until after pub closing time. Phals are usually consumed after the intake of at least 8 pints of lager and are almost certainly regretted by the consumer the next morning when performing his (almost always the consumer is male) morning ablutions."

Thought it was a good description!

Its a perfect description. Phals are curries for drunken tossers who needed a super-curry to look hard in front of their mates when Vindaloo became too common. An actual Indian person wouldn't be seen dead eating one. Then again very little on the typical curry house menu is really "Indian" food; most of it is British Army food brought back by nostalgic squaddies. My Grandfather was in India before the war. Hated it (loved China though), but got a taste for "cook-house-curries", as did a lot of returning soldiers, which formed a ready market for the first curry houses in the 40s and 50s.

Kevin Duffy · 26-04-2011 05:14PM

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Read an article once about women who experience orgasm during childbirth. Certainly wasn't my experience, maybe I should read more before #2 comes along.

Probably just a good looking doctor knocking around the deliver suite, you get a lot of gas, the pain starts to fade, your mind wanders, his bedside manner sooths and thrills you....bam, you're calling your first born ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Happen to anyone.

hondasam · 26-04-2011 05:17PM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Probably just a good looking doctor knocking around the deliver suite, you get a lot of gas, the pain starts to fade, your mind wanders, his bedside manner sooths and thrills you....bam, you're calling your first born ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Happen to anyone.

No amount of gas would take away all the pain. good looking doc my arse, most women can't stand their OH at the time.

gifted · 26-04-2011 05:19PM

Having a row with herself and then the silence afterwards...your waiting to see what she comes up with next...thats painful:o

Closest male equivalent to childbirth

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