Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

CorkMan · 26-04-2011 01:05AM

Well I have a plot to assassinate Barack Obama, approach quietly and strangled him to death with teeth-floss. Kick him while he is struggling. After his assassination I will be titled:

THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES UNDER CORKMAN, obe.

But I have to plan my coup first (plus get good teeth floss), which will take 3 months and 2 weeks. Can you please put me in exile until then, oh supreme moderators.

Sarky · 26-04-2011 01:08AM

Not a problem. I will, however, have to add on another 2 weeks to prevent you assassinating the president of the USA. You racist.

sNarah · 26-04-2011 02:03AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh
{basks in all the glory that is in here}

{feels good}
{véry good}

mmmmhhhhh

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:03AM

sNarah banned for 3 months.

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:04AM

Heh. Psyche.

sNarah · 26-04-2011 02:04AM

evil

I knew you would say that. Pssht.

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:05AM

Sarky wrote: »

Heh. Psyche.

Heh. Psyche-psyche!

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:07AM

Or is it?

sNarah · 26-04-2011 02:07AM

Oh no! Careful now! You might open a gigantic black swirling hole, like those kids in Jumanji!

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:08AM

It was called Robin Williams' career, wasn't it?

sNarah · 26-04-2011 02:10AM

I looked at him in Madame Toussauds last week.

sNarah · 26-04-2011 02:11AM

He was looking a bit waxy.

hahahahahahahahaha.

(I'll let myself out)

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:12AM

I lol'd. I'm not entirely sure why, but no doubt I'll figure it out in time.

Fago! · 26-04-2011 02:27AM

I lol'd once. It was awful. Speed is a hell of a drug!

OH HAI sNarah!!!! *waves*

Yeah!! :mad:

also hello Sarky!... I guess.

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:29AM

Are you still mad about the whole wicker toilet thing? Christ, it's a mistake anyone could have made!

Fago! · 26-04-2011 02:36AM

I could have broken my hip!!!!! Or someone elses.

You have no regard for the rules Sarky. Frankly I don't think you have any sanity or any regard for your health, appearance or well being in general.

You're hired!

Sarky · 26-04-2011 02:40AM

You can't hire me I QUIT!

Fago! · 26-04-2011 02:44AM

Fine. YOU'RE FIRED...................................

..........................................

through a large cannon................ into the sun (the fireball, not the lame ass newspaper)