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Closest male equivalent to childbirth

  • 26-04-2011 12:11AM
    #1
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭


    I had a chicken jalfrezi earlier and was in a jocker afterwards - but it got me thinking...what is the nearest equivalent to childbirth that a man can experience? Just in terms of pain - doesnt have to be related to something exiting your anus (eg chopping off your leg with a rusty spoon, is that more painful than childbirth?)


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  • #2
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Marriage


  • #3
    Dwellingdweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    Ejaculating


  • #4
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Breaking your humerus bone in two has to be up there for pain!!!!:eek:


  • #5
    OutlawPete
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    Bowel movement the night after you've had a few Guinnesses and a kebab.


  • #6
    Aldebaran
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    I'm pretty sure it's been scientifically proven that a swift kick to the testicles is more painful than childbirth.


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  • #7
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Kidney stones, or umbrella down the japs


  • #8
    strokemyclover
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    Jalepeno Peppers - they're hot going in but even hotter coming out!


  • #9
    Ghandee
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    FesterBeatty wrote: »
    I had a chicken jalfrezi earlier and was in a jocker afterwards - but it got me thinking...what is the nearest equivalent to childbirth that a man can experience? Just in terms of pain - doesnt have to be related to something exiting your anus (eg chopping off your leg with a rusty spoon, is that more painful than childbirth?)


    You big girls blouse!

    That's one of the mildest curries in an indian!

    Try madras or Vindaloo, then come back and well do business:cool:


  • #10
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Listening to a woman in childbirth.


  • #11
    Paparazzo
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    Getting fisted by Andre the giant


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    W.Shakes-Beer
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    In before the Flutt!


  • #13
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    The pain of listening to people rabble on about the pain of childbirth :pac:








    *legs it


  • #14
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Being lightly tickled on the tummy by a feather?


  • #15
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Ghandee wrote: »
    You big girls blouse!

    That's one of the mildest curries in an indian!

    Try madras or Vindaloo, then come back and well do business:cool:

    I had a madras the other night (love em) and the jalfrezi i had today in indie spice was WWAAAYYY hotter than any madras I've ever eaten! Still feelin rough! Fu(kin hole's raw!!


  • #16
    Kevin Duffy
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    Having a dislocated shoulder put back in with no anaesthetic. Before any woman argues, try putting the baby back in and we'll swap war stories.


  • #17
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Having a dislocated shoulder put back in with no anaesthetic. Before any woman argues, try putting the baby back in and we'll swap war stories.

    No woman can argue with that :pac:


  • #18
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Sitting through Battle: Los Angeles


  • #19
    TheZohanS
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    Manflu is way worse than childbirth.


  • #20
    -Trek-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    Listening to that Friday song


  • #21
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    FesterBeatty wrote: »
    I had a madras the other night (love em) and the jalfrezi i had today in indie spice was WWAAAYYY hotter than any madras I've ever eaten! Still feelin rough! Fu(kin hole's raw!!

    Jalfrezis can vary. A few Indians do them hotter than vindaloos, some do them milder than a madras. Sounds like you got a hot one.


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  • #22
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Ghandee wrote: »
    You big girls blouse!

    That's one of the mildest curries in an indian!

    Try madras or Vindaloo, then come back and well do business:cool:
    Pfft. Try a phall. That separates the men from the boys.


  • #23
    Penfailed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,028 ✭✭✭Penfailed


    As someone said earlier - a kick in the balls has got to be up there.

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  • #24
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    epidural has made childbirth painless.


  • #25
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    FesterBeatty wrote: »
    I had a madras the other night (love em) and the jalfrezi i had today in indie spice was WWAAAYYY hotter than any madras I've ever eaten! Still feelin rough! Fu(kin hole's raw!!
    Which branch? Naas indie its pretty mild (dam tasty though)
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft. Try a phall. That separates the men from the boys.

    Mad keen to try one, haven't found restaurant that serves them yet (not on menu anyway) perhaps you gotta ask for it?


  • #26
    Jamie Starr
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    The same threads being repeated over and over again.


  • #27
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Severe constipation - several hours spent in the bog in labour. I eventually gave birth to a malteser.


  • #28
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Which branch? Naas indie its pretty mild (dam tasty though)



    Mad keen to try one, haven't found restaurant that serves them yet (not on menu anyway) perhaps you gotta ask for it?

    Swords. Yeah, u gotta ask for a Phal, never tried it but i know a guy who did it - once!


  • #29
    AhSureTisGrand
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    Dwellingdweller wrote: »
    Ejaculating

    You're doing it wrong


  • #30
    sesna
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    AhSureTisGrand wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong

    He means retrograde ejaculation


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  • #31
    Fart
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Pfft. Try a phall. That separates the men from the boys.

    Yes!!! I bought one once and the Indian guy that took my order said that he's been eating spicy Indian food all his life but he wouldn't eat a Phall. I gotta say that I really enjoyed. It is so hot that it's fairly silly. I wouldn't go eating them all the time as there are much more tastier dishes that you can actually enjoy.

    I'd eat a Phall or even a Vindaloo again, but only if I'm in the humour for some arse-burning spicyness.


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