The After Hours Rapture Thread.

squod · 20-04-2011 10:20AM

Rapture

hondasam · 20-04-2011 10:27AM

might as well make the most of the next four weeks. One long party.

Sinfonia · 20-04-2011 10:28AM

Well ****, I've got my driving test on the 20th, should I bother?

Plazaman · 20-04-2011 10:30AM

Yup, done survived the last two end of the worlds, sure reckon I'll survive this 'un.

Plus my knees-a-twitchin' summit fierce, must be a storm a comin'

Faolchu · 20-04-2011 10:36AM

according to this guy the crucification happened on April 1st AD33 so is this whole resurection/christianity thing just the worlds longest running April Fools gag?

rednik · 20-04-2011 10:45AM

There goes my Roger Waters tickets for the 23rd.

Mr Freeze · 20-04-2011 11:09AM

I think dar4 fell asleep.

Pity...

123balltv · 20-04-2011 11:56AM

I dont care if the world ends tomorrow we all have to die sometimes

bring it on

SirenX · 20-04-2011 12:26PM

ha wish I could see his face on the 22nd of may

MrStuffins · 20-04-2011 05:21PM

Lads, you're forgetting the big thing here............ JESUS IS COMING!!!

Every year we have big gigs in Croke Park, U2, Take That, Robbie Williams and more crap........

COME ON JESUS!! COME TO CROKER!! WE LOVE YOU IN IRELAND!

Orando Broom · 20-04-2011 05:24PM

Why does the arrival of Jesus mean that the world will burn? Maybe he'll arrive and say soemthing like 'Jaysus turned out better than I expected', like when you land in Bulgaria.

DanWall · 20-04-2011 05:30PM

The Bible says, no one knows the time.

Unpossible · 20-04-2011 05:33PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

TL;DR : US Preacher reckons he has worked out the exact date of the rapture, May 21st. And 2% of humankind will be brought to heaven and the rest will burn in hell.

Damn, my thesis is due on the 20th

PeterIanStaker · 20-04-2011 05:38PM

I don't care if it ends or not. Will have gone to see Rush in the 02 on the 12th so f**k it.

Dwellingdweller · 20-04-2011 05:47PM

Heh, I'll be doin a sneaky wee confession on the 20th just in case.

PeterIanStaker · 20-04-2011 05:48PM

Unpossible wrote: »

Damn, my thesis is due on the 20th

Get an extension, then go on the lash. :cool:

seanybiker · 20-04-2011 05:52PM

Could he not wait till after emmerdale

Scuid Mhór · 20-04-2011 05:55PM

not a good move. you're meant to predict it to happen so far in the future that people forget about you if it doesn't come true.

DanWall · 21-04-2011 03:12PM

Bit of a contradiction for doomsday 21st Dec 2012
http://doomsday2012.co.uk/

gbee · 21-04-2011 03:14PM

As long as it does end, May December, I don't care, it'll be worth it to see those bond holders burn.

Sunnyisland · 21-04-2011 03:17PM

Going to my mothers 75th birthday party on the 14th, Better not tell her that were all going together a week later.she wont be impressed.

TFK · 21-04-2011 03:21PM

It's my sisters birthday that day. Will I bother with a present or not?

rednik · 21-04-2011 03:23PM

Has David Icke been given this new date?

CiaranMT · 21-04-2011 03:41PM

My birthday and all.

Bummed now.

dMaN24 · 18-05-2011 09:17AM

All according to a funny fella across the pond. He claims that on saturday may 21 at 18:00 (Standard time) There will be an earthquake as strong as it will bring the buried up from their graves and summon with the heavens.. Or something like that.

Now personally that worries me a bit.
1. I'll be getting my tv on saturday, and i don't know when it's going to be delivered.
2. I won't be able to finish watching Leverage. :mad:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/15/judgment-day-no-way-what%E2%80%99s-behind-the-may-21-2011-end-of-the-world-rumors/

So what are you doing on saturday? :pac: