You Know You're A Boss When....

AnonoBoy · 17-04-2011 05:11PM

You know you're a boss when you are only seen at the end of the level and you have an awesome skill like fireballs or exploding monkeys that you throw and you're much harder to kill than the regular bad guys.

[EDIT] I should read the thread before posting. I thought I was oh so clever, original and funny.

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vampire of kilmainham · 17-04-2011 05:27PM

omen80 wrote: »

What are you on about? Cereal on a plate?

Agricola wrote: »

When the missus has a hot dinner waiting for you at the end of a long day.

and a hot muffin as well

veryangryman · 17-04-2011 05:35PM

People laugh at your bad jokes.

Next time you have a team meeting, just tell a crap joke and notice the polite laughter around the table.

alb · 17-04-2011 05:48PM

When you think 9 women can have a baby in 1 month.

Oranage2 · 17-04-2011 05:54PM

..when you play with the E Street band.

Poly · 17-04-2011 05:55PM

When your the last one to be paid

BBDBB · 17-04-2011 05:55PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You know you're a boss when you are only seen at the end of the level and you have an awesome skill like fireballs or exploding monkeys that you throw and you're much harder to kill than the regular bad guys.

[EDIT] I should read the thread before posting. I thought I was oh so clever, original and funny. [/EDIT]

Haahahahahahahahahahahaahaha:pac::pac: very good

veryangryman wrote: »

People laugh at your bad jokes.

Next time you have a team meeting, just tell a crap joke and notice the polite laughter around the table.

oh:o

CrazyRabbit · 17-04-2011 06:01PM

When you break the rules in AH and you get thanked by a mod instead of banned.

When you become a subscriber of boards.ie just so you can tell your friends that you pay DeVore's minimum wage salary.

When you post innocent looking pics in the YLYL thread that when clicked actually open up porn.

When you make a post/thread that gets 50+ thanks even though you put no effort into it.

You think of a witty yet obvious reply to a post and find that nobody else has posted it yet.

Oranage2 · 17-04-2011 06:26PM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

When you break the rules in AH and you get thanked by a mod instead of banned.

When you become a subscriber of boards.ie just so you can tell your friends that you pay DeVore's minimum wage salary.

When you post innocent looking pics in the YLYL thread that when clicked actually open up porn.

When you make a post/thread that gets 50+ thanks even though you put no effort into it.

You think of a witty yet obvious reply to a post and find that nobody else has posted it yet.

Being a 'boss' on boards is like being a bottom feeder in the 'real world'

RichieC · 17-04-2011 06:32PM

when you poke a fire with one hand on your hip.

when you feed a carrot to a horse without being afraid of it biting your hand.

when you give correct directions to someone that asks.

When hacksaw jim duggan likes your facebook status.

blackdog2 · 17-04-2011 06:42PM

When you embezzle hundreds of thousands of investments while the next person down takes the fall for you. He languishes in the slammer being cosy with a 20 stone man named Donkey while you do lines of coke and shots of tequila off the bodies of 18 year old Russian models that do what they are told and won't bother you in the morning

Oh for it to be 1986 again

RichieC · 17-04-2011 06:49PM

when you tell a joke, make a bollocks of the punchline and everyone still laughs.

CatFromHue · 17-04-2011 07:29PM

when people want to eat you and set up a facebook page about eating you

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=29580862462

You Know You're A Boss When....

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