You Know You're A Boss When....

OMG Its EoinD

You eat cereal on a plate.


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Local-womanizer

Eh?

chillywilly

boo-urns

Einhard

...you live with your flirty mother and Tony Dazda keeps bursting into the kitchen.

Colilfc

When you do all this Like a boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

themandan6611

Im_EoinD
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cork *Jealous ye?*
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says it all

Mint Sauce

Whats this thread about?

admiralofthefleet

you smell of cabbage

WIZE

when you are the owner , Manager or team lead in a company or team

/thread

Mint Sauce

themandan6611 wrote: »

Im_EoinD
Registered User


Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cork *Jealous ye?*
Posts: 43
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says it all

They are from cork, and they dont post much. And?

omen80

Im_EoinD wrote: »

You eat cereal on a plate.


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What are you on about? Cereal on a plate?

WoollyRedHat

Is this boss in its most conventional sense or what?

This thread is lacking on details entirely and I have never heard of someone eating plate on a cereal..

old_aussie

When you eat a Mars bar with a knife a fork

Daegerty

When you regularly say "Eeeeeeexxxxxxelent" in a sinister voice

Insect Overlord

irish-stew wrote: »

They are from cork, and they dont post much. And?

And they started a crap thread.

/boss
:cool:

Naikon

When you kill PAUL ALLEN with an AXE in the FACE!

Oranage2

..you can stick your crotch into some sexy secretaries face!*















*may result in sexual harrassment case

Warper

When you piss in the queue at Tesco

TanG411

Apples stick to you like melted wax on a cheeseball.

I need scissors.

Hank_Jones

Warper wrote: »

When you piss in the queue at Tesco

That would mean you have a bladder infection, or something similar, hopefully....

Or you are younger than 5.

mcw92

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh **** man I can't ****ing do it... ****!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)

EverEvolving

You sell your quota of gates boss.

Sinfonia

This is an example of the 'Like a Boss' thing being funny (imo), but it's overdone by now (imo)

Arnold Layne

The rest of the staff bitch about you

epgc3fyqirnbsx

When you fight a computer game hero at the end of a level

BBDBB

You know You're a Boss when...


you are the character at the end of a level and you are a lot stronger than all the charcaters in the game up to that point:cool:

theboss80

theres somebody standing at your door with carpet or tools to sell

Doublin

old_aussie wrote: »

When you eat a Mars bar with a knife a fork

Amateurs, you have to think outside the box to be a boss!

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.asp

mark renton

How do you know when youre not a boss??







When you have time to read through this crap!!

Agricola

When the missus has a hot dinner waiting for you at the end of a long day.

vampire of kilmainham

omen80 wrote: »

What are you on about? Cereal on a plate?

it means you put cereal on a plate and eat it:p

AnonoBoy

You know you're a boss when you are only seen at the end of the level and you have an awesome skill like fireballs or exploding monkeys that you throw and you're much harder to kill than the regular bad guys.


[EDIT] I should read the thread before posting. I thought I was oh so clever, original and funny. [/EDIT]

vampire of kilmainham

omen80 wrote: »

What are you on about? Cereal on a plate?

Agricola wrote: »

When the missus has a hot dinner waiting for you at the end of a long day.

and a hot muffin as well

veryangryman

People laugh at your bad jokes.

Next time you have a team meeting, just tell a crap joke and notice the polite laughter around the table.

alb

When you think 9 women can have a baby in 1 month.

Oranage2

..when you play with the E Street band.

Poly

When your the last one to be paid

BBDBB

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You know you're a boss when you are only seen at the end of the level and you have an awesome skill like fireballs or exploding monkeys that you throw and you're much harder to kill than the regular bad guys.


[EDIT] I should read the thread before posting. I thought I was oh so clever, original and funny. [/EDIT]

Haahahahahahahahahahahaahaha:pac::pac: very good

veryangryman wrote: »

People laugh at your bad jokes.

Next time you have a team meeting, just tell a crap joke and notice the polite laughter around the table.

oh:o

CrazyRabbit

When you break the rules in AH and you get thanked by a mod instead of banned.

When you become a subscriber of boards.ie just so you can tell your friends that you pay DeVore's minimum wage salary.

When you post innocent looking pics in the YLYL thread that when clicked actually open up porn.

When you make a post/thread that gets 50+ thanks even though you put no effort into it.

You think of a witty yet obvious reply to a post and find that nobody else has posted it yet.

Oranage2

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

When you break the rules in AH and you get thanked by a mod instead of banned.

When you become a subscriber of boards.ie just so you can tell your friends that you pay DeVore's minimum wage salary.

When you post innocent looking pics in the YLYL thread that when clicked actually open up porn.

When you make a post/thread that gets 50+ thanks even though you put no effort into it.

You think of a witty yet obvious reply to a post and find that nobody else has posted it yet.

Being a 'boss' on boards is like being a bottom feeder in the 'real world'

RichieC

when you poke a fire with one hand on your hip.

when you feed a carrot to a horse without being afraid of it biting your hand.

when you give correct directions to someone that asks.

When hacksaw jim duggan likes your facebook status.

blackdog2

When you embezzle hundreds of thousands of investments while the next person down takes the fall for you. He languishes in the slammer being cosy with a 20 stone man named Donkey while you do lines of coke and shots of tequila off the bodies of 18 year old Russian models that do what they are told and won't bother you in the morning

Oh for it to be 1986 again

RichieC

when you tell a joke, make a bollocks of the punchline and everyone still laughs.

CatFromHue

when people want to eat you and set up a facebook page about eating you

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=29580862462