You Know You're A Boss When....

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When you do all this Like a boss.

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Im_EoinD wrote: »

You eat cereal on a plate.


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What are you on about? Cereal on a plate?

When you eat a Mars bar with a knife a fork

..you can stick your crotch into some sexy secretaries face!*















*may result in sexual harrassment case

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh **** man I can't ****ing do it... ****!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)

This is an example of the 'Like a Boss' thing being funny (imo), but it's overdone by now (imo)

theres somebody standing at your door with carpet or tools to sell