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Suppose it's all true....

  • 16-04-2011 10:14PM
    #1
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭


    As Gaybo says at the end of his show The Meaning of Life: Suppose it's all true and you get to the gates of heaven, what will you say to the man above when you get there?

    I'd probably say "If I paid for any of that I want a refund!"


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  • #2
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    'How is things?' :D


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    where would I be if ye hadnt a called me


  • #4
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    "Not enough evidence God, not enough evidence..."


  • #5
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    We meet again.


  • #6
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    What does Gaybo say at the end of his show BTW?


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Suppose it's all true and you get to the gates of heaven, what will you say to the man above when you get there?

    "But youre not Morgan freeman!?"


  • #8
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Where's me 21 virgins?


  • #9
    Dwellingdweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    well shiet, and there was me bein' an atheist and all. Is there some kinda mix-up here?


  • #10
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    He will probably be too busy laughing and pointing to the exit for me to get a word in.


  • #11
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Came across a really interesting concept on what "it" is all about here on stumbleupon the last night.

    I'm still a total atheist but I still think this is a really interesting take on it


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  • #12
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    You know that atheist stuff was just jokes...... right ?


  • #13
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    So this is where you've been hangin' out while children are raped and murdered you rat? C'mere to me so I can kick the fuck out of you you evil rat scum. Or something like that.


  • #14
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ALLAH ACKBAR


  • #15
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ...you look bigger on tv


  • #16
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Any chance of some coke and hookers?


  • #17
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I hope there's beer.


  • #18
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    What's the meaning of this thread OP?

    *Realises I'm the OP and allows brain to cry a l'il*

    :(:(:(:(


  • #19
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Just point me in the direction of the bar


  • #20
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    You should have got someone else to write your autobiography...


  • #21
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Dave! wrote: »
    "Not enough evidence God, not enough evidence..."

    No evidence god, no evidence...


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  • #22
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Do I keep my Username?


  • #23
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Nice crib, left your house below go to pot though....:D


  • #24
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Nothing. I'd be too busy arguing with the taximan over the quickest way to Hell.


  • #25
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I'm not saying I'm a dedicated catholic or anything but is it just because of the association of church and state (and our loss of faith in the state due to recent events) the only reason why people have lost faith in god?

    As I say, I'm not a dedicated believer but I'd like to think there is something bigger than ourselves out there. Not controlling things like a puppet master but something thats beyond humanity and allowed it all to happen.

    It just proves the majority right if no one has any belief in a higher power and the correlation between the loss of belief + the decline of the collective European economy: The "Protestant" Work Ethic is lost and gone to Asia and all that mullarky!

    Go China! (We'd rather go to the dole office in our pyjamas)

    :(


  • #26
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Can i meet Billy McFadzean?:cool:


  • #27
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 32,690 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Fúck it, I'll get a €25,000 fine for filling out the census incorrectly.


  • #28
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    And when he goes to heaven,to Saint Peter he will tell,another Marine reporting,sir,I've served my time in hell


  • #29
    Bog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Bog


    phasers wrote: »
    ALLAH ACKBAR

    IT'S A TRAP!


  • #30
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I think I'd just look him straight in the eyes and shout out "All aboard!" to see if he'd respond "the night train". That's the test right there.


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  • #31
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    I'm not saying I'm a dedicated catholic or anything but is it just because of the association of church and state (and our loss of faith in the state due to recent events) the only reason why people have lost faith in god?

    No.
    It just proves the majority right if no one has any belief in a higher power and the correlation between the loss of belief + the decline of the collective European economy: The "Protestant" Work Ethic is lost and gone to Asia and all that mullarky!

    Asia doesn't seem to need this "Protestant Work Ethic"...


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