Suppose it's all true....

strokemyclover

As Gaybo says at the end of his show The Meaning of Life: Suppose it's all true and you get to the gates of heaven, what will you say to the man above when you get there?

I'd probably say "If I paid for any of that I want a refund!"

Lawrence1895

'How is things?'

Saila

where would I be if ye hadnt a called me

Dave!

"Not enough evidence God, not enough evidence..."

Superbus

We meet again.

Dave!

What does Gaybo say at the end of his show BTW?

KeithM89_old

strokemyclover wrote: »

Suppose it's all true and you get to the gates of heaven, what will you say to the man above when you get there?

"But youre not Morgan freeman!?"

easyeason3

Where's me 21 virgins?

Dwellingdweller

well shiet, and there was me bein' an atheist and all. Is there some kinda mix-up here?

themadchef

He will probably be too busy laughing and pointing to the exit for me to get a word in.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Came across a really interesting concept on what "it" is all about here on stumbleupon the last night.

I'm still a total atheist but I still think this is a really interesting take on it

bc dub

You know that atheist stuff was just jokes...... right ?

Dangerous Man

So this is where you've been hangin' out while children are raped and murdered you rat? C'mere to me so I can kick the fuck out of you you evil rat scum. Or something like that.

phasers

ALLAH ACKBAR

TeddyTedson

...you look bigger on tv

orourkeda

Any chance of some coke and hookers?

galwayrush

I hope there's beer.

strokemyclover

What's the meaning of this thread OP?

*Realises I'm the OP and allows brain to cry a l'il*

:(:(:(

Marty McFly

Just point me in the direction of the bar

TheBunk1

You should have got someone else to write your autobiography...

Stercus Accidit

Dave! wrote: »

"Not enough evidence God, not enough evidence..."

No evidence god, no evidence...

Stained Class

Do I keep my Username?

Poor Uncle Tom

Nice crib, left your house below go to pot though....:D

AskMyChocolate

Nothing. I'd be too busy arguing with the taximan over the quickest way to Hell.

strokemyclover

I'm not saying I'm a dedicated catholic or anything but is it just because of the association of church and state (and our loss of faith in the state due to recent events) the only reason why people have lost faith in god?

As I say, I'm not a dedicated believer but I'd like to think there is something bigger than ourselves out there. Not controlling things like a puppet master but something thats beyond humanity and allowed it all to happen.

It just proves the majority right if no one has any belief in a higher power and the correlation between the loss of belief + the decline of the collective European economy: The "Protestant" Work Ethic is lost and gone to Asia and all that mullarky!

Go China! (We'd rather go to the dole office in our pyjamas)

KeithAFC

Can i meet Billy McFadzean?:cool:

Mars Bar

Fúck it, I'll get a €25,000 fine for filling out the census incorrectly.

Celly Smunt

And when he goes to heaven,to Saint Peter he will tell,another Marine reporting,sir,I've served my time in hell

Bog

phasers wrote: »

ALLAH ACKBAR

IT'S A TRAP!

strobe

I think I'd just look him straight in the eyes and shout out "All aboard!" to see if he'd respond "the night train". That's the test right there.

AhSureTisGrand

strokemyclover wrote: »

I'm not saying I'm a dedicated catholic or anything but is it just because of the association of church and state (and our loss of faith in the state due to recent events) the only reason why people have lost faith in god?

No.

It just proves the majority right if no one has any belief in a higher power and the correlation between the loss of belief + the decline of the collective European economy: The "Protestant" Work Ethic is lost and gone to Asia and all that mullarky!

Asia doesn't seem to need this "Protestant Work Ethic"...

strokemyclover

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Asia doesn't seem to need this "Protestant Work Ethic"...

In the not so distant future there will be more Catholics is China than there are in Europe chief! Enjoy your life working for those on the dole!

AhSureTisGrand

strokemyclover wrote: »

In the not so distant future there will be more Catholics is China than there are in Europe chief! Enjoy your life working for those on the dole!

So China has a Protestant work ethic thanks to the Catholics who aren't yet there. I see...

strokemyclover

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

So China has a Protestant work ethic thanks to the Catholics who aren't yet there. I see...

You're an idiot!

OutlawPete

Alright God, what's the craic? Hope you're not letting any atheists in here.

AhSureTisGrand

strokemyclover wrote: »

You're an idiot!

You're not nice!

AhSureTisGrand

There. I said it.

OutlawPete

Uncle Gaybo doesn't have to deal with all this insolence.

strokemyclover

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

There. I said it.

Ahh sure tis grand!

AhSureTisGrand

strokemyclover wrote: »

Ahh sure tis grand!

It is

AhSureTisGrand

Although ideally with only one "h"

strokemyclover

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Although ideally with only one "h"

Good man! You're not part of this country's problem at all at all!

Rest easy!

AhSureTisGrand

strokemyclover wrote: »

Good man! You're not part of this country's problem at all at all!

Rest easy!

Our country has a lot of problems, some of which I like to think I have contributed to. Which problem are you talking about?

rednik

Can I sit beside John Bonham, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison. I heard they have formed a new band.

im invisible

yah'wha??

Local-womanizer

I doubt God will be there to greet everyone who goes to heaven,he's a busy man,with what the universe to run and all that.

Cypher_sounds

How's the son?

Offy

strokemyclover wrote: »

As Gaybo says at the end of his show The Meaning of Life: Suppose it's all true and you get to the gates of heaven, what will you say to the man above when you get there?

I'd probably say "If I paid for any of that I want a refund!"

'You created the devil and that was a bit of a **** up, your all powerful and you cant distroy the devil? Not so great really are you? Right so wheres the beer, drugs, sluts?'

Offy

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I doubt God will be there to greet everyone who goes to heaven,he's a busy man,with what the universe to run and all that.

What makes you think god is a man? Prove it!

Local-womanizer

Offy wrote: »

What makes you think god is a man? Prove it!

Well if it was a women then she would still be to busy to meet everyone what with all the washing up and sandwich making.

But its not a women,he told me one day so there.

starbelgrade

Offy wrote: »

What makes you think god is a man? Prove it!

God created man first. Then he created woman, out of one of man's spare ribs.

Only a bloke would make something out a spare rib.