The Off-Topic, insult, picture and everything else thread

pingu2008 · 15-04-2011 05:14PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTA0-UEgzBU

cocoshovel · 15-04-2011 07:17PM

pingu2008 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTA0-UEgzBU

Wow that brings back memories.

maglite · 28-05-2011 09:31PM

Irish_polizei · 03-07-2011 02:10AM

After finding this, his car seized with "hash" still in the car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8UKXXQgtcY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lcpYlWySvM

Zambia · 17-07-2011 03:01PM

This is a real interview could you keep a straight face?

Warning for language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xCigeRK3c

Zambia · 09-08-2011 01:08AM

Good man, of all the things to loot in London you scored big there.

Nuphy...:rolleyes:

themanwashere · 09-08-2011 05:19AM

Okay, I'm new here. Hi everyone, I'm jay!

source · 09-08-2011 09:12AM

Amazing picture from the London riots.

iceage · 10-08-2011 10:06PM

NorthLondonRiotsPoliceShieldColleageAug2011PA_large.jpg

mistermiser · 11-08-2011 04:31AM

source wrote: »

Amazing picture from the London riots.

Incredible capture? This has gone viral according to Life.com

London's been quiet chaotic.

mistermiser · 11-08-2011 04:33AM

starviewadams wrote: »

LFB Turnout alarm,sounds like the start of a 90's dance tune!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgl3qXLRIp0

Sounds like an intro to some electro-dance Gaga pop tune haha

ivabiggon · 12-10-2011 10:32AM

imagine the two lads just sitting there eating their kit kats....... and boom.... the traffic unit will want to careful out along the naas road around baldonnell, i wonder would it work for gatzos..

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road .
One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.
The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district.
Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. 'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.

baronflyguy · 12-10-2011 11:36AM

Cops Ask, Where's The Little Girl!!!??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYaL9QP5I4

Alun · 12-10-2011 02:05PM

ivabiggon wrote: »

imagine the two lads just sitting there eating their kit kats....... and boom.... the traffic unit will want to careful out along the naas road around baldonnell, i wonder would it work for gatzos..

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road .
One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.
The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district.
Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. 'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.

Epic fail ...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

Plus, assuming they're talking about a NATO aircraft from the Dutch air force rather than a Dutch pilot in an RAF plane which would be both unlikely and irrelevant, the Dutch air force has never had Tornado's, only F-16's.

eroo · 16-10-2011 10:30PM

I always wondered why the PSNI weren't called Northern Ireland Police Service... but then again I guess NIPS wouldn't be practical!

kerry4sam · 16-10-2011 11:15PM

eroo wrote: »

I always wondered why the PSNI weren't called Northern Ireland Police Service... but then again I guess NIPS wouldn't be practical!

trust you to highlight this eroo

starviewadams · 28-11-2011 06:03PM

Came across this blog from a Vancouver Police officer who walks the beat in the drug riddled and impoverished Downtown Eastside area of the City,very interesting reading and there's also a very good documentary about one of the area's best known cops.

http://www.beatcopdiary.vpd.ca/

Delancey · 01-12-2011 11:36PM

eroo wrote: »

I always wondered why the PSNI weren't called Northern Ireland Police Service... but then again I guess NIPS wouldn't be practical!

Reason is the Northern Ireland Prison Service got first grabs for that

An Udaras · 07-12-2011 08:35PM

Next week on GARDA Traffic Blues christmas special...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJw7Ezsghdg

An Udaras · 03-01-2012 12:54AM

Kick start off 2012 with another bit of Traffic Blue humor (Not picking on members of AGS its just I couldn't resist!

) All the best to members of the Islands (Underpaid & Under resourced) Emergency Services..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPISMWa0SMU

RTEs Savage eye take on Templemore.. Course this is only humor and not actually how country members speak... but wait

00:08 Seconds into Traffic Blues..he must have had the same instructor down there :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIlmqQY8muI

maglite · 03-01-2012 08:29PM

So in the video above it was hilighted you had a learner with no full licensed driver and an over weight truck, Both left carry on their way?

Bit of a joke, suppose it goes with driving out of the test center once you fail..

Zambia · 03-01-2012 08:56PM

I can see the danger in allowing a frankly mad woman abandoned on a motorway with 5 kids versus allowing her to carry on with no licence.

Lesser of the to evils I suppose.

The kneeling on the side of the road had me in fits.