Jesus is dead

mfceiling · 15-04-2011 11:09AM #1

Just had a guy at the door there and he was telling me that this sunday is the anniversary of jesus's death....he didn't say which one (40th, 100th, 250th??)
He said to me "We all know jesus is dead".......obviously not wanting to look like a fool i nodded in agreement but all the time i was thinking "jesus is dead, how come i don't know this"

Did anyone else know he was dead?

The_Minister · 15-04-2011 11:11AM

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Bannasidhe · 15-04-2011 11:11AM

mfceiling wrote: »

Just had a guy at the door there and he was telling me that this sunday is the anniversary of jesus's death....he didn't say which one (40th, 100th, 250th??)
He said to me "We all know jesus is dead".......obviously not wanting to look like a fool i nodded in agreement but all the time i was thinking "jesus is dead, how come i don't know this"

Did anyone else know he was dead?

The Healy-Raes, Michael Lowry and the FF front bench knew - sure weren't they all at the funeral.

Wazdakka · 15-04-2011 11:11AM

Jesus?
Who's that?

He sounds like a prick...

Duggy747 · 15-04-2011 11:11AM

Just after getting a telegram that Hitler is dead.

The war is over!!

For Forks Sake · 15-04-2011 11:12AM

one of my favourite pieces of graffiti

"God is dead - Nietzsche"
"Nietzsche is dead - God"

smokingman · 15-04-2011 11:12AM

He was probably a rep from the organising committee for "World Zombie Day".

A fab day where Zombie bunnies bring chocolate eggs to every kid and then eat their brains.

tonysea · 15-04-2011 11:12AM

mfceiling wrote: »

Just had a guy at the door there and he was telling me that this sunday is the anniversary of jesus's death....he didn't say which one (40th, 100th, 250th??)
He said to me "We all know jesus is dead".......obviously not wanting to look like a fool i nodded in agreement but all the time i was thinking "jesus is dead, how come i don't know this"

Did anyone else know he was dead?

Yep!

he wasnt the son of God either....shocker!

Biggins · 15-04-2011 11:16AM

mfceiling wrote: »

Just had a guy at the door there and he was telling me that this sunday is the anniversary of jesus's death....he didn't say which one (40th, 100th, 250th??)
He said to me "We all know jesus is dead".......obviously not wanting to look like a fool i nodded in agreement but all the time i was thinking "jesus is dead, how come i don't know this"

Did anyone else know he was dead?

Jesus is alive. He's in Easons next week signing copies of his sci-fi/fiction book!

Wazdakka · 15-04-2011 11:17AM

Biggins wrote: »

Jesus is alive. He's in Easons next week signing copies of his sci-fi/fiction book!

I thought that was L. Ron Hubbard..

Wait... are we allowed slag the Scientology folk on boards..
Are their lawyers watching??
I mean, the MCD thing was bad.. But these guys are nuts..

Mongarra · 15-04-2011 11:21AM

I heard he had died but apparently this was not true as he was around town a couple of days later and after that he was seen heading for Emmaus. He seems to have disappeared shortly after because no one has seen him for some time. Missing presumed dead, I suppose.

They change his anniversary date every year. Must have something to do with pagans or druids or some such group as it is tied to the moon. First Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring solstice (21st March) and the guy who called to OP was off the mark. This year it is Sunday week, coincidentally Easter Sunday.

Dravokivich · 15-04-2011 11:23AM

RIP Jesus

GavRedKing · 15-04-2011 11:25AM

Shouldn't we have some sort of holiday or day of remberence for his passing??

petes · 15-04-2011 11:28AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSJSWGpXbMg

Humans eh! · 15-04-2011 11:30AM

Terrible news, and him only 4 months old.
:rolleyes:

biko · 15-04-2011 11:30AM

What Pat Condell thinks of Jesus, actually he likes him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqfE2rZVmXE

15-04-2011 11:32AM

Obvious he hasn't heard the Good News then.......

(The above was posted as a pun, don't stone me atheists!)

Penn · 15-04-2011 11:34AM

"In 33AD a beardy Messiah was sentenced to crucifixtion by Pontius Pilate for a crime he did commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security cave to the Jerusalem underground. Today, still wanted by the Church, he survives as imaginary friend. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the Pray-Team."

Irish Fire · 15-04-2011 11:37AM

Is he??

Was he alive in the first place????

argosy2006 · 15-04-2011 11:39AM

Irish Fire wrote: »

Is he??

Was he alive in the first place????

chinese lantern

AnonoBoy · 15-04-2011 11:40AM

If you said the thread title aloud in a Mexican town you'd cause an outbreak of panicked phonecalls.

"Hola amor, es yo. Compruebe Jesus' el sitio y considera si él vino casero anoche.....

Oh agradezca a dios. Alguna persona loca en ciudad dijo que él era muerto."

LizardKing · 15-04-2011 11:40AM

He's not dead baby ... he's just taking a break !!

Korvanica · 15-04-2011 11:43AM

How does something that never existed die?

Penn · 15-04-2011 11:44AM

Korvanica wrote: »

How does something that never existed die?

Crucifixion.

deman · 15-04-2011 11:49AM

mfceiling wrote: »

Just had a guy at the door there and he was telling me that this sunday is the anniversary of jesus's death....

Obviously this guy had no idea what he was talking about. I thought Jesus died on a Friday.

Duggy747 · 15-04-2011 11:50AM

LizardKing wrote: »

He's not dead baby ... he's just taking a break !!

He does love eating those Kit-Kats...

Hank_Jones · 15-04-2011 11:51AM

deman wrote: »

Obviously this guy had no idea what he was talking about. I thought Jesus died on a Friday.

So he did, or at least that's what someone told me.

pickarooney · 15-04-2011 11:56AM

deman wrote: »

Obviously this guy had no idea what he was talking about. I thought Jesus died on a Friday.

Exactly, I know my birthday always falls on the same day every year.

Penn · 15-04-2011 11:58AM

And if he died on Friday and rose from the dead on Sunday, that's not three days later. It's two.

parker kent · 15-04-2011 11:58AM

Korvanica wrote: »

How does something that never existed die?

He did exist, well a man called Jesus who was from Nazareth existed.

And this is coming from an atheist.

AnonoBoy · 15-04-2011 11:59AM

pickarooney wrote: »

Exactly, I know my birthday always falls on the same day every year.

What about your rebirth day?

Jesus is dead

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