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The Blow your own trumpet thread!

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  • #32
    GTDolanator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    i called bertie ahern a wanker in fagans one night


  • #33
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im a good chef and im famous for my gravy around the harolds cross/terenure/crumlin area


  • #34
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Lads I just want to declare how sound I am. Like i'm not joking. This sound (
    )


  • #35
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    fcuk all is exceptional about me, im one of those background people that floats through life, mediocre at everything...

    Although im near enough to 1000 posts so thats a start :pac:
    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Got any spare nappies you dont need any longer?;)

    Spare nappies?! Jaysus you wouldnt even want those fresh off the baby let alone after a few days in the post!


  • #36
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    I shoot birds at the airport.


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  • #37
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I can touch my nose with my tongue:p
    I'm small but I'm very strong:D


  • #38
    lorsric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭lorsric


    I have great natural breasts


  • #39
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    lorsric wrote: »
    I have great natural breasts

    So do I, but I'm planning on excercising more. I have very big feet, really really big like. Is that a plus? probably not, but everything else is to the same scale.


  • #40
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    I made both Tony Blair and Stephen Fry laugh at some very rude joke one weekend in Manchester circa 1993.

    In sober retrospect, I just think they were being very patient.


  • #41
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I bought a Kit Kat yesterday, first finger was nice, second ditto, third ditto, but then the fourth.....the fourth was pure chocolate, no wafer just rich creamy chocolate. It was like some worker in the Nestlé factory predicted my shíty Monday weeks ago and decided to cheer me up.

    Thats right, i'm Awesome, A Nestlé worker went out of his/her way to cheer up MY crappy Monday.


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  • #42
    Poor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭Poor


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM


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