The Blow your own trumpet thread!

double GG

What is good about you? What makes you the best?

So

Act in a boastful, self-promoting manner.

And tell boardsies how great you really are!

LimeTime

I wish someone would blow my trumpet.

Biggins

Pass.

RachaelVO

I just am, I have no need to explain myself

vangoz

mmmmmm not a popular one.....

Hookah

Modesty abounds.

St.Spodo

I'm 32, living with me ma, on the scratcher on hooked on the gear.

stimpson

If I could blow my own trumpet I'd never leave the house.

minidazzler

I'm damn good looking, I'm pretty fit, I can chat up women easily. I am confident, smart, awesome. I have a perfectly sized and proportioned penis and body. And most of all. I am Humble.

kfallon

I'm not the best but at least I'm not the worst

Duggy747

I'm Duggy, born in '85...........................eh......................hmm...............nevermind.

krudler

I have a legendary thread to my name, yuss, all that time on boards, justified!

speedboatchase

I work hard when I'm not on Boards

brummytom

I think i should get the parachute because I'm great. In fact, i should get both parachutes in case one of them doesnt work.



Sorry, what?

Schism

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

.E_C_K_S.

I'm better than all of ye......at everything.

thebigbiffo

i spawned 2 drop dead gorgeous children who are unusually smart - which in itself causes it's own problems.

i also have an unusally large penis.

Ghost Buster

Im in my late 30's (40) and me and her decide to go for the second child, fu*k the recession:).
One weekend away and bulls eye:D:D Quality swimmers in the twins still eh!!!
Due in November...eeeeek

Ghost Buster

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i spawned 2 drop dead gorgeous children who are unusually smart - which in itself causes it's own problems.

i also have an unusally large penis.

Got any spare clothes or nappies you dont need any longer?;)

Vicxas

My trumpet is massive...

thebigbiffo

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Got any spare clothes or nappies you dont need any longer?;)

no i burned them all in a ritual designed to cleanse myself of the hell on earth which is dealing with a new born baby...

congrats by the way :pac:

Ghost Buster

thebigbiffo wrote: »

no i burned them all in a ritual designed to cleanse myself of the hell on earth which is dealing with a new born baby...

congrats by the way :pac:

Ummmmmmmm...thanks:eek:

Mint Sauce

Those extra few ribs make it difficult.

Trumpet? It's really more of a bugle.

blaze1

I have a potent seed

El Horseboxo

I'm exotic in plain old Ireland. Women flock to me.

derfderf

I'm a level 42 paladin :smug

Ghost Buster

I have twice been the best Longbow archer in Ireland. Or put another way. If a certain Mr Hood came over here looking for competition i was THE MAN!!!!

Princess Peach

I'm good at blowing trumpets.

Wazdakka

This thread has actually influenced me to the point of searching eBay to see how much a trumpet would cost.


All this talk of trumpets.
I just want one now....

sensibleken

I have on more than one occasion made women weep when I've sang.......wait that doesnt sound good at all.

GTDolanator

i called bertie ahern a wanker in fagans one night

admiralofthefleet

im a good chef and im famous for my gravy around the harolds cross/terenure/crumlin area

Scrambled egg

Lads I just want to declare how sound I am. Like i'm not joking. This sound (

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dr gonzo

fcuk all is exceptional about me, im one of those background people that floats through life, mediocre at everything...

Although im near enough to 1000 posts so thats a start :pac:

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Got any spare nappies you dont need any longer?;)

Spare nappies?! Jaysus you wouldnt even want those fresh off the baby let alone after a few days in the post!

chillywilly

I shoot birds at the airport.

Rubberlegs

I can touch my nose with my tongue:p
I'm small but I'm very strong:D

lorsric

I have great natural breasts

Solnskaya

lorsric wrote: »

I have great natural breasts

So do I, but I'm planning on excercising more. I have very big feet, really really big like. Is that a plus? probably not, but everything else is to the same scale.

DublinWriter

I made both Tony Blair and Stephen Fry laugh at some very rude joke one weekend in Manchester circa 1993.

In sober retrospect, I just think they were being very patient.

Senna

I bought a Kit Kat yesterday, first finger was nice, second ditto, third ditto, but then the fourth.....the fourth was pure chocolate, no wafer just rich creamy chocolate. It was like some worker in the Nestlé factory predicted my shíty Monday weeks ago and decided to cheer me up.

Thats right, i'm Awesome, A Nestlé worker went out of his/her way to cheer up MY crappy Monday.

Poor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM