The Blow your own trumpet thread!

double GG · 12-04-2011 04:48PM #1

What is good about you? What makes you the best?

So

Act in a boastful, self-promoting manner.

And tell boardsies how great you really are!

LimeTime · 12-04-2011 04:51PM

I wish someone would blow my trumpet.

Biggins · 12-04-2011 04:51PM

Pass.

RachaelVO · 12-04-2011 04:51PM

I just am, I have no need to explain myself

vangoz · 12-04-2011 04:57PM

mmmmmm not a popular one.....

Hookah · 12-04-2011 04:59PM

Modesty abounds.

St.Spodo · 12-04-2011 05:00PM

I'm 32, living with me ma, on the scratcher on hooked on the gear.

stimpson · 12-04-2011 05:00PM

If I could blow my own trumpet I'd never leave the house.

minidazzler · 12-04-2011 05:00PM

I'm damn good looking, I'm pretty fit, I can chat up women easily. I am confident, smart, awesome. I have a perfectly sized and proportioned penis and body. And most of all. I am Humble.

kfallon · 12-04-2011 05:02PM

I'm not the best but at least I'm not the worst

Duggy747 · 12-04-2011 05:03PM

I'm Duggy, born in '85...........................eh......................hmm...............nevermind.

krudler · 12-04-2011 05:09PM

I have a legendary thread to my name, yuss, all that time on boards, justified!

speedboatchase · 12-04-2011 05:09PM

I work hard when I'm not on Boards

brummytom · 12-04-2011 05:11PM

I think i should get the parachute because I'm great. In fact, i should get both parachutes in case one of them doesnt work.

Sorry, what?

Schism · 12-04-2011 05:12PM

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

.E_C_K_S. · 12-04-2011 05:15PM

I'm better than all of ye......at everything.

thebigbiffo · 12-04-2011 05:18PM

i spawned 2 drop dead gorgeous children who are unusually smart - which in itself causes it's own problems.

i also have an unusally large penis.

Ghost Buster · 12-04-2011 05:18PM

Im in my late 30's (40) and me and her decide to go for the second child, fu*k the recession:).
One weekend away and bulls eye:D:D Quality swimmers in the twins still eh!!!
Due in November...eeeeek

Ghost Buster · 12-04-2011 05:21PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i spawned 2 drop dead gorgeous children who are unusually smart - which in itself causes it's own problems.

i also have an unusally large penis.

Got any spare clothes or nappies you dont need any longer?;)

Vicxas · 12-04-2011 05:25PM

My trumpet is massive...

thebigbiffo · 12-04-2011 05:27PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Got any spare clothes or nappies you dont need any longer?;)

no i burned them all in a ritual designed to cleanse myself of the hell on earth which is dealing with a new born baby...

congrats by the way :pac:

Ghost Buster · 12-04-2011 05:28PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

no i burned them all in a ritual designed to cleanse myself of the hell on earth which is dealing with a new born baby...

congrats by the way :pac:

Ummmmmmmm...thanks:eek:

Mint Sauce · 12-04-2011 05:30PM

Those extra few ribs make it difficult.

12-04-2011 05:36PM

Trumpet? It's really more of a bugle.

blaze1 · 12-04-2011 05:51PM

I have a potent seed

El Horseboxo · 12-04-2011 05:53PM

I'm exotic in plain old Ireland. Women flock to me.

derfderf · 12-04-2011 05:55PM

I'm a level 42 paladin :smug

Ghost Buster · 12-04-2011 05:55PM

I have twice been the best Longbow archer in Ireland. Or put another way. If a certain Mr Hood came over here looking for competition i was THE MAN!!!!