Sex is the most overrated thing ever... agree or disagree?

kfallon · 11-04-2011 11:21AM

Abi wrote: »

Or the sneaky tongue >_>

Nothing beats a sneaky finger, the old prostate massage :pac:

BBDBB · 11-04-2011 11:28AM

it gets better as you get older and realise its about giving someone else pleasure rather than taking your own, if you both have that attitude it can be mind blowing

still waiting for someone to be blasted with piss btw..........After Hours you are slacking

stupidusername · 11-04-2011 11:38AM

BBDBB wrote: »

it gets better as you get older and realise its about giving someone else pleasure rather than taking your own, if you both have that attitude it can be mind blowing

*goes to the What's sexy? thread....*

BBDBB · 11-04-2011 11:44AM

stupidusername wrote: »

*goes to the What's sexy? thread....*

that one was off the record!!!

you cant go quoting me!!!:eek:

PK2008 · 11-04-2011 11:47AM

Sex is great when you're both in love with each other

....no Im kidding, its best when she's a gutter slut

ibarelycare · 11-04-2011 11:56AM

I have had the "is he nearly done yet" kinda sex plenty of times. But in general, it's certainly NOT overrated as long as you're with someone openminded and who you're sexually compatible with. Best thing in the world :pac:

Squirm · 11-04-2011 11:58AM

As a woman, bad sex is definitely much worse than no sex.

But in general, NO! I disagree completely!!

If anything, it is under-rated. No amount of movies or second-hand stories can describe that feeling. When you're out with someone you adore and who you fancy that arse off of. You're just doing the usual mundane things- lunch, a wander around, blah blah. But it's all fantastic because that person is with you. All you can think about is how much you want to kiss them and touch them and everytime they brush off you, you are tempted to suggest heading home to bed immediately. Then you go for a few pints, which only adds to the frustration and by the end of the night (evening) you have pretty much mentally undressed them and done the deed already.

Then you actually do go home... and there is absolutely nothing at all over-rated about it.

I think it all depends on the person. Either you spend half the time you spend with them wanting to sleep with them, or you don't. It makes a big difference which catagory you fall in, as a couple.

It's especially good when it's all new, so the sex isn't guaranteed.

Squirm · 11-04-2011 11:59AM

PK2008 wrote: »

Sex is great when you're both in love with each other

....no Im kidding, its best when she's a gutter slut

What a delightful use of assonance.

barryd09 · 11-04-2011 12:21PM

SparkyTech wrote: »

To quote the wise words of Rihanna

" I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it
Stickss and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me"

AKA 'the cock socket'

Deleted User wrote: »

I agreed.

It's enjoyable, alright, but alcohol/out drinking is the clear winner.

I don't really drink at all (maybe once a year) but I find it shocking how often people are mad to go out and spend hundreds on getting drunk and staggering home, then waking up the following morning with a busting headache, only to do the same thing again.

Baffles me how it's managed to catch on in society (not that im giving out about people who do it, fair play to them, but i just dont see any appeal to it whatsoever).

Couldnt agree more tbh!!
Id rather wake up with the flu than wake up with a hangover.

Boscoirl · 11-04-2011 12:32PM

I am great at sex

I always win :cool:

PK2008 · 11-04-2011 12:46PM

Boscoirl wrote: »

I am great at sex

I always win :cool:

Me too, I always come first

jackiebaron · 11-04-2011 12:46PM

CommuterIE wrote: »

I find it enjoyable, but come on, it really is overrated to the extreme, do you agree or disagree?

Depends on who you're fcuking. An ex-gilfriend of mine was crap at sex. It was a bloody chore to do her. Then I started going out with this whore and the sex with her was mindblowing.

ibarelycare · 11-04-2011 12:55PM

jackiebaron wrote: »

Depends on who you're fcuking. An ex-gilfriend of mine was crap at sex. It was a bloody chore to do her. Then I started going out with this whore and the sex with her was mindblowing.

Exactly. My ex was a dullard in the sack. Got to the stage that I didn't even want it once a week with him. Would rather go to sleep early than have it. My current bf is a dirtbird and it's great :pac:

hondasam · 11-04-2011 12:57PM

BBDBB wrote: »

it gets better as you get older and realise its about giving someone else pleasure rather than taking your own, if you both have that attitude it can be mind blowing

still waiting for someone to be blasted with piss btw..........After Hours you are slacking

Ah BB you are a romantic and considerate as well.

Sparks43 · 11-04-2011 12:58PM

mahamageehad wrote: »

massive disagree.
Try finding someone you're attracted to, and is attracted to you.
that *spark* = explosively good sex.

Also you're doing it wrong :pac:

Nah Sparks is better

43 times in one year:D

Katniss everMean · 11-04-2011 01:09PM

haha, some great responses, thanks OP for a lol during lunch.

jimbobaloobob · 11-04-2011 01:52PM

like that old coca cola add

you cant beat the feeling!

Latchy · 11-04-2011 01:57PM

Strongly disagree ...sex is one of lifes great pleasures and turning somebody on exploring , feeling , seeing how they respond is a turn on itself and depending on the person your with of course , the quality can lead onto great orgasims instead of just going through the motions .I enjoy it when I can and as much as I can now as I ever did . When you hear'' OMG ...what are you doing to me '' ? you know your still doing it right

giftgrub · 11-04-2011 02:02PM

I'm wondering is the OP married....

Me: "So....how are you fixed?..............." as we do the dishes....

Mrs Gift laughs at me like I'm the funniest man in all of Ireland..."not your birthday yet" she says.

Sinfonia · 11-04-2011 02:15PM

Angelkat7 wrote: »

haha, some great responses, thanks OP for a lol during lunch.

Welcome to Lunchtime LoL, with CommuterIE

Sinfonia · 11-04-2011 02:16PM

Latchy wrote: »

When you hear'' OMG ...what are you doing to me '' ? you know your still doing it right

Heh.

Latchy · 11-04-2011 02:21PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Heh.

Yeah..Sex is awesome

Sinfonia · 11-04-2011 02:41PM

Latchy wrote: »

Yeah..Sex is awesome

Your other post, in a different context, sounds very wrong. Ya know. In a rapey way :pac:

ibarelycare · 11-04-2011 02:42PM

Latchy wrote: »

When you hear'' OMG ...what are you doing to me '' ? you know your still doing it right

Or that the rohypnol has worn off

stupidusername · 11-04-2011 02:46PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I have had the "is he nearly done yet" kinda sex plenty of times.

yep, have had this too. but maybe mostly cause I wasn't really that into him, wait, i mean not that interested physically.though, if he'd paid more attention to me it could've been infinitely better.

Squirm wrote: »

As a woman, bad sex is definitely much worse than no sex.

you know, i think i actually agree with this.i mean if i'm up for it, and i know i could get some from someone who i know isn't great, i wouldn't ask. cause I can do better myself :pac:

Squirm wrote: »

If anything, it is under-rated. No amount of movies or second-hand stories can describe that feeling. When you're out with someone you adore and who you fancy that arse off of. You're just doing the usual mundane things- lunch, a wander around, blah blah. But it's all fantastic because that person is with you. All you can think about is how much you want to kiss them and touch them and everytime they brush off you, you are tempted to suggest heading home to bed immediately. Then you go for a few pints, which only adds to the frustration and by the end of the night (evening) you have pretty much mentally undressed them and done the deed already.

love this. been doing some of this mental undressing myself recently. hard to keep a straight face when you're talking to them...

Latchy · 11-04-2011 02:55PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Your other post, in a different context, sounds very wrong. Ya know. In a rapey way :pac:

It's not wrong if it's your sexual parttner who's saying it , like there's no rules as to what you can/cannot say :cool:

ibarelycare wrote: »

Or that the rohypnol has worn off

That must be a downer alright ...

ibarelycare · 11-04-2011 02:59PM

I dunno Latchy. Are you sure they're really enjoying it? :P

The only time I've ever said "what are you doing to me?" during sex was when my bf accidentally and very suddenly put it in the wrong hole

AskMyChocolate · 11-04-2011 03:09PM

callaway92 wrote: »

You're doing it wrong.

Thanked 96 times by people who have obviously never woken up to a glass of orange juice and a rasher sammich, being presented to them by the love of their life, in the hopes that you've forgotten that you held her hair out of the way the night before , as she talked to God on the big white telephone.

"Top night I thought. Liam and Jen were in great form."

"WHeeeuuurghh"

"I guess a blowjob is off the cards so."

"WHeeeeuuuurgh"

"I thought the chocolate fondant was really unctuous."

"Fcuk y..Wheeeuuurgh...ou. Y'prick."

"Are you done?" *hands tissues*

"Yeah. I think so.. Wheeeurrgh"

*restrains laughter*

"Do you know what I could really go for now"

"Don't even start.. Wheeeeuuurgh"

I miss having a drunk girlfriend.:(

Edit: Sorry, only read the first five replies. If something similar to this has been posted already, Mea Culpa. I will read the rest of the thread now. I'm looking at you Wibbs.

Latchy · 11-04-2011 03:12PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I dunno Latchy. Are you sure they're really enjoying it? :P

You mean she might be squirming and moaning for the wrong reasons IBC ? :eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

/gives her a slap :cool:

The only time I've ever said "what are you doing to me?" during sex was when my bf accidentally and very suddenly put it in the wrong hole

If he / she adds ' keep doing what your doing ' ... it's usually a good indicator your doing it right

hondasam · 11-04-2011 03:13PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I dunno Latchy. Are you sure they're really enjoying it? :P

The only time I've ever said "what are you doing to me?" during sex was when my bf accidentally and very suddenly put it in the wrong hole

That was no accident :pac:

Sex is the most overrated thing ever... agree or disagree?

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