The After Hours Census Thread. Now with 29% more merging.

Saila · 10-04-2011 09:17PM #1

Is it one person for all the family or each individual of the family and the householder signs it then. I can see the need for the householder to fill it in if young children are present but with adults whats the story?

hondasam · 10-04-2011 09:19PM

Thank god it will all be over after tonight for another five years.

Captain Darling · 10-04-2011 09:20PM

Awww man, i've to fill in that fcuking thing. Thanks for reminding me. :mad:

mikom · 10-04-2011 09:21PM

This answer your question....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGS263lGsQ

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 10-04-2011 09:21PM

It's a bad idea having it on a sunday when everyone is hungover, I was sweating trying to read it

squod · 10-04-2011 09:22PM

I'm having a thousand monkeys over for typewriter practice later.

Pauleta · 10-04-2011 09:23PM

I filled in my own section.

messrs · 10-04-2011 09:24PM

Saila wrote: »

Is it one person for all the family or each individual of the family and the householder signs it then. I can see the need for the householder to fill it in if young children are present but with adults whats the story?

each person living in the house has to fill in their part - if its family home, someone will prob just fill out the details for all present - if you living in house share, then each of you fill out your own details - just pick one person to go first, as the main person- doesnt really matter who - then just fill in your own details after that

OPENROAD · 10-04-2011 09:26PM

I'm stuck on the ethnicity question

smk89 · 10-04-2011 09:30PM

How the hell do you know how old your house is? I had to go hunting in the 1919 census for my house, they used to have a maid!

TeddyTedson · 10-04-2011 09:33PM

I don't think we got one, or does one of the neighbors do people beside you?

Posy · 10-04-2011 09:33PM

Isn't the mose recent census available the 1911 one?

ilovesleep · 10-04-2011 09:36PM

OPENROAD wrote: »

I'm stuck on the ethnicity question

Im stuck on the sewage question. Im going to do eenie meanie, minie mo, catch a niger by the toe, if he screeches let him go, eenie meanie, minie mo.

Hope you are all writing down no to questions number 10 and 11 for do you have a computer and internet (so that hopefully they wont charge a household mug tax).

gurramok · 10-04-2011 09:45PM

I'm filling it in tomorrow, it's been a glorious sunny day and like feck am I filling in a form for a govt agency in my non-work time, i'll fill it out in work tomorrow! (AH, please don't tell the authorities

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Mr.Crinklewood · 10-04-2011 09:45PM

squod wrote: »

I'm having a thousand monkeys over for typewriter practice later.

Mmmm... Does Rohypnol work on monkeys?

Blazer · 10-04-2011 09:48PM

stupid frakking census...never bothered filling it out..it's all a load of crap , what more does the government need to know about me , they already know I work, don't draw social welfare and am unmarried with zero kids and they rape my ass in tax...so waht more frakking information are they going to get out of me for a census..pftt :mad:

of course my housemate just filled in my name during the week...fúckin twat so now I have to

OPENROAD · 10-04-2011 09:49PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Im stuck on the sewage question. Im going to do eenie meanie, minie mo, catch a niger by the toe, if he screeches let him go, eenie meanie, minie mo.

Hope you are all writing down no to questions number 10 and 11 for do you have a computer and internet (so that hopefully they wont charge a household mug tax).

catch a what? :eek::eek::eek:

Re the computer, does not matter, it will be a household charge, all have to pay from my understanding.

Kold · 10-04-2011 09:50PM

Aw man, it says list the people alive until midnight. I made up 5 extra people and crossed them out.

alwaysadub · 10-04-2011 09:54PM

Posy wrote: »

Isn't the mose recent census available the 1911 one?

Yep, most of the ones before that were destroyed and the next census after 1911 (from 1926) isnt going to be released till 2026 apparantly.

They don't release census' till most people on it have died.

Louise_M1990 · 10-04-2011 10:15PM

Just filled mine in there.

10-04-2011 10:16PM

oh yeah we havent filled that in

TomG29 · 10-04-2011 10:17PM

Thought I was staying at home and had census all filled out. Ended uP in a hotel and am being told it is obligatory to fill out an "individuAl form"

I'm worried I'll get in trouble for popping up twice, should I just not hand it in? Or are the CSO prepared for this type of thing? Any help greatly appreciated!

expectationlost · 10-04-2011 10:18PM

oh they give out forms at hotels, you use that one? and id you plan to fill you and your family in on the other.

Basq · 10-04-2011 10:18PM

How it obligatory to fill out a form as a temporary resident of a hotel? Tell 'em to cram it!

Hookah · 10-04-2011 10:19PM

If you're lucky they'll look for the other TomG29, and you'll be alright.

easyeason3 · 10-04-2011 10:19PM

€25,000 fine.
Is the hotel worth it by the way?

mahamageehad · 10-04-2011 10:19PM

i say fill hem both in and send them both off.
Then, if questioned, say you were in two places at once that night! :cool:

Lady Chatterton · 10-04-2011 10:21PM

TomG29 wrote: »

Thought I was staying at home and had census all filled out. Ended uP in a hotel and am being told it is obligatory to fill out an "individuAl form"

I'm worried I'll get in trouble for popping up twice, should I just not hand it in? Or are the CSO prepared for this type of thing? Any help greatly appreciated!

Don't do it

El Weirdo · 10-04-2011 10:21PM

Omnipresence FTW!

Reggy · 10-04-2011 10:21PM

mahamageehad wrote: »

i say fill hem both in and send them both off.
Then, if questioned, say you were in two places at once that night! :cool:

"the money was just RESTING in my account"

alwaysadub · 10-04-2011 10:21PM

Just don't give back the one you filled in at home seen as you aren't there tonight.

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