The After Hours Census Thread. Now with 29% more merging.

Saila

Is it one person for all the family or each individual of the family and the householder signs it then. I can see the need for the householder to fill it in if young children are present but with adults whats the story?

hondasam

Thank god it will all be over after tonight for another five years.

Captain Darling

Awww man, i've to fill in that fcuking thing. Thanks for reminding me. :mad:

mikom

This answer your question....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGS263lGsQ

epgc3fyqirnbsx

It's a bad idea having it on a sunday when everyone is hungover, I was sweating trying to read it

squod

I'm having a thousand monkeys over for typewriter practice later.

Pauleta

I filled in my own section.

messrs

Saila wrote: »

Is it one person for all the family or each individual of the family and the householder signs it then. I can see the need for the householder to fill it in if young children are present but with adults whats the story?

each person living in the house has to fill in their part - if its family home, someone will prob just fill out the details for all present - if you living in house share, then each of you fill out your own details - just pick one person to go first, as the main person- doesnt really matter who - then just fill in your own details after that

OPENROAD

I'm stuck on the ethnicity question

smk89

How the hell do you know how old your house is? I had to go hunting in the 1919 census for my house, they used to have a maid!

TeddyTedson

I don't think we got one, or does one of the neighbors do people beside you?

Posy

Isn't the mose recent census available the 1911 one?

ilovesleep

OPENROAD wrote: »

I'm stuck on the ethnicity question

Im stuck on the sewage question. Im going to do eenie meanie, minie mo, catch a niger by the toe, if he screeches let him go, eenie meanie, minie mo.

Hope you are all writing down no to questions number 10 and 11 for do you have a computer and internet (so that hopefully they wont charge a household mug tax).

gurramok

I'm filling it in tomorrow, it's been a glorious sunny day and like feck am I filling in a form for a govt agency in my non-work time, i'll fill it out in work tomorrow! (AH, please don't tell the authorities )

Mr.Crinklewood

squod wrote: »

I'm having a thousand monkeys over for typewriter practice later.

Mmmm... Does Rohypnol work on monkeys?

Blazer

stupid frakking census...never bothered filling it out..it's all a load of crap , what more does the government need to know about me , they already know I work, don't draw social welfare and am unmarried with zero kids and they rape my ass in tax...so waht more frakking information are they going to get out of me for a census..pftt :mad:


of course my housemate just filled in my name during the week...fúckin twat so now I have to

OPENROAD

ilovesleep wrote: »

Im stuck on the sewage question. Im going to do eenie meanie, minie mo, catch a niger by the toe, if he screeches let him go, eenie meanie, minie mo.

Hope you are all writing down no to questions number 10 and 11 for do you have a computer and internet (so that hopefully they wont charge a household mug tax).

catch a what? :eek::eek::eek:

Re the computer, does not matter, it will be a household charge, all have to pay from my understanding.

Kold

Aw man, it says list the people alive until midnight. I made up 5 extra people and crossed them out.

alwaysadub

Posy wrote: »

Isn't the mose recent census available the 1911 one?

Yep, most of the ones before that were destroyed and the next census after 1911 (from 1926) isnt going to be released till 2026 apparantly.

They don't release census' till most people on it have died.

Louise_M1990

Just filled mine in there.

oh yeah we havent filled that in

TomG29

Thought I was staying at home and had census all filled out. Ended uP in a hotel and am being told it is obligatory to fill out an "individuAl form"

I'm worried I'll get in trouble for popping up twice, should I just not hand it in? Or are the CSO prepared for this type of thing? Any help greatly appreciated!

expectationlost

oh they give out forms at hotels, you use that one? and id you plan to fill you and your family in on the other.

Basq

How it obligatory to fill out a form as a temporary resident of a hotel? Tell 'em to cram it!

Hookah

If you're lucky they'll look for the other TomG29, and you'll be alright.

easyeason3

€25,000 fine.
Is the hotel worth it by the way?

mahamageehad

i say fill hem both in and send them both off.
Then, if questioned, say you were in two places at once that night! :cool:

Lady Chatterton

TomG29 wrote: »

Thought I was staying at home and had census all filled out. Ended uP in a hotel and am being told it is obligatory to fill out an "individuAl form"

I'm worried I'll get in trouble for popping up twice, should I just not hand it in? Or are the CSO prepared for this type of thing? Any help greatly appreciated!

Don't do it

El Weirdo

Omnipresence FTW!

Reggy

mahamageehad wrote: »

i say fill hem both in and send them both off.
Then, if questioned, say you were in two places at once that night! :cool:

"the money was just RESTING in my account"

alwaysadub

Just don't give back the one you filled in at home seen as you aren't there tonight.

Super-Rush

Merged.

jc2008

Sorry for posting in AH, wasn't sure where to put this, and AH is the "off-topic" forum.

I filled out my part on the Census earlier today at home as an "absent but usually there" person, and intended on filling myself out in college tonight.

I live in a house on campus, and house-share with 12 people. Most of them seem to be away, there was only 2 people here when I arrived, and neither of them have any idea where the Census form is. In fact, they didn't know that tonight is the night to fill it out.

The person in charge of the form (the Person 1) seems to be not coming back until tomorrow, and his room is locked.

What do I do now? What if they come tomorrow looking for it? Will I get fined up to 25grand. I wish I didn't fill myself out as absent at home - I could've just rang my parents and told them to put me on the home one.

I'm 18, this is the first Census that I personally am filling in. I made a mistake ticking a box earlier, corrected it as per the instructions on the front of the census form, but my dad gave out stink to me for "rushing into it and making a balls of it". If he knew that I didn't fill it in tonight he'd go mad :eek:

BluesBerry

I ran out of space for i need 2 extra slots to fill in details

2 cats were left out!!! But got the goldfish and the hamster in phew :pac::pac:

Duckworth_Luas

Fill out the Temporary Resident Form at the hotel. This is where you are on census night so it's the correct thing to do. Later, amend your Household form by striking out all entries related to you. Inform the enumerator of what happened when he arrives to collect the form.

yoshytoshy

I had to fill it in with a marker ,I didn't want to get a fine :eek:

The thing looks like toilet roll with ink running through it:(

Ste.phen

You're supposed to fill in the one in the hotel with your current, actual info
On the one you left at home there's a section for 'people who are normally here but didn't stay on the night of April 10th, with far fewer questions. Presumably they use a combination of both sets of data

-Trek-

Second Langauge - Binary
Religion - Jedi

AlmightyCushion

Not filling out the census form? I think I'm gonna be sick, it's scum like you that have ruined this country. I hope they lock you up and throw away the key.

BluesBerry

Kick in his bedroom door this a matter that requires immediate urgency while your at it have a good root around his room for embarrassing thing and post back your findings
:pac:

up for anything

I have a headache and I'm not filling it out or having sex tonight.

Just duck down behind the sofa when the census collector calls.

TomG29

One at home is family, already filled in and can't amend it. Filled in this hotel one, I'm sure they've accounted for this type of thing

4zn76tysfajdxp

jc2008 wrote: »

I live in a house on campus, and house-share with 12 people.

Where do you go to college? Calcutta IT?

ronnie3585

Rushing filling out the Census form......you sir are worse than Hitler.

easyeason3

jc2008 wrote: »

Sorry for posting in AH, wasn't sure where to put this, and AH is the "off-topic" forum.

I filled out my part on the Census earlier today at home as an "absent but usually there" person, and intended on filling myself out in college tonight.

I live in a house on campus, and house-share with 12 people. Most of them seem to be away, there was only 2 people here when I arrived, and neither of them have any idea where the Census form is. In fact, they didn't know that tonight is the night to fill it out.

The person in charge of the form (the Person 1) seems to be not coming back until tomorrow, and his room is locked.

What do I do now? What if they come tomorrow looking for it? Will I get fined up to 25grand. I wish I didn't fill myself out as absent at home - I could've just rang my parents and told them to put me on the home one.

I'm 18, this is the first Census that I personally am filling in. I made a mistake ticking a box earlier, corrected it as per the instructions on the front of the census form, but my dad gave out stink to me for "rushing into it and making a balls of it". If he knew that I didn't fill it in tonight he'd go mad :eek:

I heard that they start knocking on doors from midnight tonight to start collecting the forms.
Basically you're fcuked.
Expect them at your door around fourish in the morning.

starbelgrade

I find it bizarre that so many people actually waited until tonight to fill it out.

It's almost like there's a weird irrational fear of doing something wrong & being caught if you fill it in before you're "supposed to".

445279.ie

up for anything wrote: »

I have a headache and I'm not filling it out or having sex tonight.

You are obviously not up for anything :rolleyes:

up for anything

445279.ie wrote: »

You are obviously not up for anything :rolleyes:

I'm up for coffee, chocolate cake, Coke, no hookers, so you are probably right.

starbelgrade

Are homeless people counted in the cencus?

AlmightyCushion

up for anything wrote: »

Just duck down behind the sofa when the census collector calls.

Lol, that might work for the TV license inspector but those census form collectors are accompanied by a navy seal team and a load of attack dogs.

Agent Smith

I have No idea how old my Apt is, or what type of plumbing we have