How do you deal with assholes in life?

letsallgotothe · 09-04-2011 11:30PM #1

Whether in work or simply a soon to be ex friend whats your strategy in dealing with people who you can no longer stand to be associated with?

Personally I find that cutting off the person completely from me in every single way-physically ignoring the person in real life and blocking/ignoring them online is a blunt but effective way of deleting people from my life. This is especially useful against people who try to 'inject' themselves into you.

bleg · 09-04-2011 11:31PM

Avoid them. Life is too short.

m@cc@ · 09-04-2011 11:32PM

letsallgotothe wrote: »

Whether in work or simply a soon to be ex friend whats your strategy in dealing with people who you can no longer stand to be associated with?

Personally I find that cutting off the person completely from me in every single way-physically ignoring the person in real life and blocking/ignoring them online is a blunt but effective way of deleting people from my life. This is especially useful against people who try to 'inject' themselves into you.

I'm not sure ignoring a rapist would be effective.

Captain Darling · 09-04-2011 11:32PM

letsallgotothe wrote: »

Whether in work or simply a soon to be ex friend whats your strategy in dealing with people who you can no longer stand to be associated with?

Personally I find that cutting off the person completely from me in every single way-physically ignoring the person in real life and blocking/ignoring them online is a blunt but effective way of deleting people from my life. This is especially useful against people who try to 'inject' themselves into you.

Why would you let someone get to you to that extent? I'd ignore them alright, i wouldnt go putting myself out. Be less of an asshole then them and go about your life with a bit of dignity and cop on.

Oh_Noes · 09-04-2011 11:34PM

Just be the more mature person- smile and nod.

bigwormbundoran · 09-04-2011 11:34PM

Blast them with piss usually

Maldjd23 · 09-04-2011 11:36PM

Be annoyingly nice to them...It will bug them way more then being confrontational...Has worked for me for years...:D

hondasam · 09-04-2011 11:36PM

Try avoid them if possible, not always easy if you have mutual friends.

Solnskaya · 10-04-2011 12:01AM

wash them regularly to avoid smells, use soft toilet paper, and have a high fibre diet to avoid piles, we're talking arseholes here, right? re-checks thread title..

Hank_Jones · 10-04-2011 12:14AM

Fcuk them?

orourkeda · 10-04-2011 12:17AM

Kick them in the bollocks

Professey Chin · 10-04-2011 12:20AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Kick them in the bollocks

Or the gip, gender depending

Dangerous Man · 10-04-2011 12:25AM

Do a rape shit on them.

poisonated · 10-04-2011 12:26AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc

Mr Magnolia · 10-04-2011 12:27AM

It's very surprising; the levels you'll find arsholes at as you travel through life. Listen to the waffle and pay attention they may have got there for a reason though most of the time it seems like it's because of the incompetencey of their superiors.

Golden rule: Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

strokemyclover · 10-04-2011 12:28AM

I hate myself for saying this but it happens to be one of the only situations I'd consider it appropriate.....

Blast them with piss!

:(:(:(

woodturner · 10-04-2011 01:02AM

This is all great but what if the person is your boss and you love where you work. You wouldn't believe the shìt i have to put up with in work every day.

Solnskaya · 10-04-2011 01:33AM

woodturner wrote: »

This is all great but what if the person is your boss and you love where you work. You wouldn't believe the shìt i have to put up with in work every day.

If you look up to assholes, at some stage you will be getting shat on, its just physics.

Biggins · 10-04-2011 01:39AM

Generally ignore them. Not give them the time of day.

woodturner · 10-04-2011 01:45AM

Solnskaya wrote: »

If you look up to assholes, at some stage you will be getting shat on, its just physics.

Ok its not that I love where I work, I love what I do. The latest incident was where he came in one morning shouting "Morning Girls". Myself and my friend didn't respond and he said "Well don't talk to me you pair of cùnts"

Craebear · 10-04-2011 01:47AM

Try not to have a slip of the tongue, you'll end up in the ****.

Solnskaya · 10-04-2011 01:49AM

woodturner wrote: »

Ok its not that I love where I work, I love what I do. The latest incident was where he came in one morning shouting "Morning Girls". Myself and my friend didn't respond and he said "Well don't talk to me you pair of cùnts"

Why didn't you reply?? Maybe youse were being a pair of cnuts. You'll take his money, but not his witty banter. Feckin typical. Why not just reply"Morning big boy, you're looking especially rideable today, fancy a blowjob, ya knob?" Works for me anyway.

Xplor.er · 10-04-2011 02:54AM

a few years ago i fell out with a friend, he really, really anoyed me.
at the time he was on the dole and working full time so i

: i gave his name to the social welfare office and told them where he was working.
: i called the customs because he used green diesel all the time.
: told the guards that he had no insurance for his vehicle
: rang the dog warden and said his dog wasnt lisenced

i know it was a cruel thing to do but, s**t happens

hondasam · 10-04-2011 02:57AM

Xplor.er wrote: »

a few years ago i fell out with a friend, he really, really anoyed me.
at the time he was on the dole and working full time so i

: i gave his name to the social welfare office and told them where he was working.
: i called the customs because he used green diesel all the time.
: told the guards that he had no insurance for his vehicle
: rang the dog warden and said his dog wasnt lisenced

i know it was a cruel thing to do but, s**t happens

I hope he is not on boards or did you have the balls to tell him what you did ?

LiamIRL82 · 10-04-2011 03:03AM

Just tell them they're absolutely outrageous (in the style of Judge Judy)

Xplor.er · 10-04-2011 03:04AM

hondasam wrote: »

I hope he is not on boards or did you have the balls to tell him what you did ?

yeah he knows, pretty much everyone in the town knows it was me.
hes the one who doesnt have the balls to anything about it.
he knows not to take it any further or else:cool:

LiamIRL82 · 10-04-2011 03:07AM

You sound like a right prick

hondasam · 10-04-2011 03:11AM

Xplor.er wrote: »

yeah he knows, pretty much everyone in the town knows it was me.
hes the one who doesnt have the balls to anything about it.
he knows not to take it any further or else:cool:

you are such a nice person

Xplor.er · 10-04-2011 03:12AM

i am one of the most civil people you could meet, but he really done some things he shouldnt have. hes the one whos known as a prick in the town.

hondasam · 10-04-2011 03:15AM

Xplor.er wrote: »

i am one of the most civil people you could meet, but he really done some things he shouldnt have. hes the one whos known as a prick in the town.

what ever, you reported him to make yourself feel better and not because you thought what he was doing was wrong.

DyldeBrill · 10-04-2011 03:18AM

Xplor.er wrote: »

a few years ago i fell out with a friend, he really, really anoyed me.
at the time he was on the dole and working full time so i

: i gave his name to the social welfare office and told them where he was working.
: i called the customs because he used green diesel all the time.
: told the guards that he had no insurance for his vehicle
: rang the dog warden and said his dog wasnt lisenced

i know it was a cruel thing to do but, s**t happens

god your a nice person

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