When's Good Friday, I need to get baddered

Rabidlamb · 08-04-2011 01:30PM #1

I'm looking out at the sun today thinking what a nice few pints would taste like after a few holes of golf.
I'm badly in need of a good session.

At least Good Friday wont be too far away when us Irish get to give 2 fingers to those who would repress us.
Big BBQ & BYOB lined up, it's been great the last few years.

Next we need a day where the church/state try to prohibit blowjobs.

Wile E. Coyote · 08-04-2011 01:33PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I'm looking out at the sun today thinking what a nice few pints would taste like after a few holes of golf.
I'm badly in need of a good session.

Could you not just do that tomorrow? Why wait for Good Friday?

FearDark · 08-04-2011 01:34PM

I believe it falls on a Saturday this year.

smokedeels · 08-04-2011 01:34PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

At least Good Friday wont be too far away when us Irish get to give 2 fingers to those who would repress us.

Lets do crack on St George's Day

upandcumming · 08-04-2011 01:35PM

Wile E. Coyote wrote: »

Could you not just do that tomorrow? Why wait for Good Friday?

By doing that he can't be the ultimate hard-man...

TeddyTedson · 08-04-2011 01:35PM

It's April 22nd, Friday.
Hate it, too many people around.

FearDark · 08-04-2011 01:38PM

John 3:17

And yay Jesus came down from mount Sinai after his chat with the almighty Easter bunny and there was Easter eggs for all. And to uphold this tradition lets ban all fun stuff on this day every year.

Religions great.

Wile E. Coyote · 08-04-2011 01:40PM

FearDark wrote: »

And yay Jesus came down from mount Sinai after his chat with the almighty Easter bunny and there was Easter eggs for all. And to uphold this tradition lets ban all fun stuff on this day every year.

Religions great.

'all fun stuff...' Slightly exagerating there aren't you? Can't understand why everyone makes such a big deal about Good Friday every year.

FearDark · 08-04-2011 01:42PM

Its the principal of the thing. Religion controlling people etc.

bonerm · 08-04-2011 01:43PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Next we need a day where the church/state try to prohibit blowjobs.

If that's implemented then what will the poor orphans have for nourishment?

08-04-2011 01:44PM

If alcohol is really "all fun stuff"...

...

FearDark · 08-04-2011 01:46PM

I dont drink myself, It doesnt affect me one bit, its just the principal of the thing. The bloody church telling us what we can and cant have on a certain day. I've had enough of that shít in my life growing up and honestly they can just go and fúck themselves.

Rabidlamb · 08-04-2011 01:47PM

bonerm wrote: »

If that's implemented then what will the poor orphans have for nourishment?

Both sick & wonderful, I like it.

Rabidlamb · 08-04-2011 01:48PM

FearDark wrote: »

I dont drink myself, It doesnt affect me one bit, its just the principal of the thing. The bloody church telling us what we can and cant have on a certain day. I've had enough of that shít in my life growing up and honestly they can just go and fúck themselves.

We need Ruairi Quinn to be Minister for the Separation of Church & State.
He's hit the ground running.

Hookah · 08-04-2011 01:49PM

I rarely drink, but I get this insatiable thirst to imbibe on some random Spring Friday, every year.

So bad is it, I'm driven to distraction in the preceding weeks and plead and plead, calling out for help.

You'd think I'd have learned from last year, but I never do...

Gunsfortoys · 08-04-2011 01:50PM

Father Brendan Smith didn't get to drink on good Friday and look what happened to him.

TeddyTedson · 08-04-2011 01:55PM

I drink most weekends, not all weekend, generally just a Saturday night.
But I really hate the idea of drinking during the day. I remember being a young impressionable lad drinking for the day and always hated it.
I always get really uneasy after a few hours and just want to be sober even though I wouldn't be completely drunk or anything.
The thought of it is already making me shudder:(:(

LordSutch · 08-04-2011 02:04PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

When's Good Friday, I need to get baddered

I guess you mean Bladdered ?

bonerm · 08-04-2011 02:13PM

FearDark wrote: »

I dont drink myself, It doesnt affect me one bit, its just the principal of the thing. The bloody church telling us what we can and cant have on a certain day. I've had enough of that shít in my life growing up and honestly they can just go and fúck themselves.

Contrary to logic I reckon the Licensed Vintners Association are loving the Good Friday ban as by having just 1 or 2 days per year where you're not allowed to buy drink it gives their product a perceived extra value for the other 363 days.

I guarantee that if you if you could go buy a drink in Ireland 365 days a year 24 hours a day a lot of the mystique about acquiring it would soon disappear (which of course is the last thing the LVA want in this losing battle they're fighting).

krudler · 08-04-2011 02:18PM

"Its only one day, for the sake of holy god can ye not just drink and be good catholics? no hand me that rasher on a regular friday, I'm going home to have sex with the girlfriend, but I have to buy condoms on the way, dont want her getting pregnant!"

ahhh, love being a modern catholic..

Uriel. · 08-04-2011 02:23PM

FearDark wrote: »

I dont drink myself, It doesnt affect me one bit, its just the principal of the thing. The bloody church telling us what we can and cant have on a certain day. I've had enough of that shít in my life growing up and honestly they can just go and fúck themselves.

To be fair, it is not the "Church" telling you what to do/not do. The Church is telling it's followers/flock/disciples etc... what they need to do in order to be members of their faith.

It's the state/government that is telling the non-religious/non-catholic what to do. Blame the state/protest against the state, not the Church.

But if you do drink on GF... you are going to Hell... muhahahaha :pac:

brummytom · 08-04-2011 02:29PM

bonerm wrote: »

Contrary to logic I reckon the Licensed Vintners Association are loving the Good Friday ban as by having just 1 or 2 days per year where you're not allowed to buy drink it gives their product a perceived extra value for the other 363 days.

I guarantee that if you if you could go buy a drink in Ireland 365 days a year 24 hours a day a lot of the mystique about acquiring it would soon disappear (which of course is the last thing the LVA want in this losing battle they're fighting).

Yep, I'd bet the sales of alcohol go up massively every Maundy Thursday due to the number of people 'making a point'

Gunsfortoys · 08-04-2011 02:48PM

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, I'd bet the sales of alcohol go up massively every Maundy Thursday due to the number of people 'making a point'

Should really just go on a coke and hooker binge to protest good Friday.

candy-gal1 · 08-04-2011 02:54PM

Oh yes! been a tradition the past 3 good fridays to make it drunk friday! this year will be nothing but the same methinks

5starpool · 08-04-2011 03:10PM

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, I'd bet the sales of alcohol go up massively every Maundy Thursday due to the number of people 'making a point'

I had never heard the term Maundy Thursday until the year I lived in the UK. Strange lot ye have over there.

seanbmc · 08-04-2011 04:35PM

I shall be getting drunk this coming good friday.

Knasher · 08-04-2011 04:39PM

LordSutch wrote: »

I guess you mean Bladdered ?

I'd guess battered.

sbsquarepants · 08-04-2011 04:42PM

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, I'd bet the sales of alcohol go up massively every Maundy Thursday due to the number of people 'making a point'

You should see the ques up my way on the Thursday before, you'd swear that prohibition was coming in the next day! I myself, am way too smart for that shenanigans - I get mine on the Wednesday :cool:

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Should really just go on a coke and hooker binge to protest good Friday.

I was thinking of it, but I wanted to do something different to an average Friday.

philologos · 08-04-2011 04:43PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I'm looking out at the sun today thinking what a nice few pints would taste like after a few holes of golf.
I'm badly in need of a good session.

At least Good Friday wont be too far away when us Irish get to give 2 fingers to those who would repress us.
Big BBQ & BYOB lined up, it's been great the last few years.

Next we need a day where the church/state try to prohibit blowjobs.

Posts like these don't improve your argument :pac:

I personally don't care what you drink or don't drink on Good Friday and I don't think the law matters very much on the issue.

Mammanabammana · 08-04-2011 06:39PM

The church also tells you not to murder, rape, steal and a whole host of other stuff. Are you gonna go do all those too?

Napper Hawkins · 08-04-2011 07:38PM

Yes?

When's Good Friday, I need to get baddered

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