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What would you do?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    GerM wrote: »
    I also enjoy picking holes in a film's plot halfway through and trying to guess the ending aloud.

    :D


    Me too!! I find Criminal Minds the best TV programme one to do it with though :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Ledger wrote: »
    Get myself a Ferrari F40, drive it like a bumper car, and then move onto an aston martin DBS, do the same, then a Mustang ........

    That'll only work if you happen to be in somewhere like Beverly Hills when the explosion happens. If your in Ireland you'll probably have to make bumper cars out of Toyota Corolla's, Ford Focus's, Hyundai Santa Fe's etc.
    :pac:


    I would probably find a gun and shoot myself in the head. Would hate to be in the world if everyone I knew was dead..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    That'll only work if you happen to be in somewhere like Beverly Hills when the explosion happens. If your in Ireland you'll probably have to make bumper cars out of Toyota Corolla's, Ford Focus's, Hyundai Santa Fe's etc.
    :pac:


    I would probably find a gun and shoot myself in the head. Would hate to be in the world if everyone I knew was dead..........


    You're no fun.....I'd find something to do it with!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Drugs, booze, fapping and heavy machinery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Ledger wrote: »
    You're no fun.....I'd find something to do it with!

    Royal Dublin motor club. Kildare st or Dawson st, can never remember which. All the fùcktastic cars you'll need.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Nevore wrote: »
    Royal Dublin motor club. Kildare st or Dawson st, can never remember which. All the fùcktastic cars you'll need.


    Cheers, I'll remember that.


    Now where's that big red button..........


    EDIT: Is this it? Royal Irish Automobile Club


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    I would Troll like a mutha f*cka on Boards. I'd then thank all my posts. Then I'd go to Lifestyle sports, find a ball, cut the top off and stuff it with grass and go senile for the rest of my days. Willllllllssssssoooooonnnnnn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    probably hit f5 on boards for an hour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    Declare "That worked better than I expected", and make a note of the settings on my Doomsday Machine while laughing maniacally.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    GerM wrote: »
    If there was a world wide explosion that killed every human why would any of the buildings, buses, tanks, supermarkets be left standing?

    A Neutron bomb FTW, ok.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    probably hit f5 on boards for an hour

    As you are no doubt doing now.

    And to little avail by the looks of things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Nobody else is alive?

    I'd top myself, would be the first thing I'd do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    Find the nearest Life Extension Foundation and thaw out some new friends.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I'll tell you what I'd do, two dead chicks at the same time man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭LumpyGravy


    Read 'taxidermy for dummies' while looking for Christina Hendricks' corpse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I would be a Legend .....just like Will Smith


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭LimeTime


    Latchy wrote: »
    I would be a Legend .....just like Will Smith

    Tut I was just about to talk about that!
    **** it I'm still gonna do it




    I'd watch 'I Am Legend' on loop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 thankswhore


    walk butt naked into the middle of O'connell street and take a massive shíte


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Antonio Hallowed Skepticism


    GerM wrote: »
    If there was a world wide explosion that killed every human why would any of the buildings, buses, tanks, supermarkets be left standing?

    It's a big scary virus explosion ooOOooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 ✭✭grumula


    Arrange corpses into humourous and elaborate positions,
    find weaponry in case of zoo outbreaks,
    ooooh, feed people to lions,
    try some roast human?,
    break a lot of windows,
    teach myself to drive,
    damn, i really want this to happen now!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    LimeTime wrote: »
    Tut I was just about to talk about that!
    **** it I'm still gonna do it


    I'd watch 'I Am Legend' on loop.
    Hope there's a sequal soon :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Don Max Max attire, just because.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Starve


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Get a canine and monkey companion from the zoo.
    head down to the nearest army barracks. Help myself to a couple of assault rifles and a lot of ammo. Shoot every window out of liberty hall.
    Then down to Dun Laoghaire or the airport to steal a boat / plane and go somewhere hotter like portugal.


    (yes I can fly and sail)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭cat_rant


    Take up smoking again - might as well like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    cycle to the top of a big mountain descend at near death speed, and hit something solid, a blissfull death :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Do a little dance, make a little love and finally, get down tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭HeadPig


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Necophilia.

    Never heard of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ruu wrote: »
    Do a little dance, make a little love and finally, get down tonight.
    I feel a Limbo dance coming on ...or something


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    I'd go down to the church and eat all the holy bread. Always wanted to do that, to see what will happen. I could die a happy man then....


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