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What would you do?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Eat a donut from the donut tree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Birdnuts wrote: »
    Ya cheeky fekker!! - you stashed away some inflatible dolls just for such an event:cool:
    No need for stashing anything as everything is mine now:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    Id rob a double decker bus and go mental:P

    You'd steal a bus instead of sh@gging a dead bird? Weird..?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    TML91 wrote: »
    Eat a donut from the donut tree.
    Im guessing your a Guard:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    daddydick wrote: »
    You'd steal a bus instead of sh@gging a dead bird? Weird..?
    All the birds are ok only people die:P

    But sure what ever your into:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Im guessing your a Guard:D

    No, a Grammar Nazi.

    Should be "you're".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    TML91 wrote: »
    No, a Grammar Nazi.
    AKA Troll???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 smois6


    see how fast i can drive on the m50 within reason and then telling the then dead government that 100 is too slow for a ****ing motorway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Could you not fap before the explosion?


    I would more than likely not not be doing that anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    TML91 wrote: »
    The Nile is'nt just a river you know?:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    I would more than likely not not be doing that anyway.
    Why??????????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I would go to tescos and eat bovril


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Find Jedward's dead corpses.

    And cut their heads off. Just in case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭diddlybit


    Saila wrote: »
    I would go to tescos and eat bovril

    Can you not do that now?!? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Marmite > Bovril


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Why??????????????????


    Touché, Chnandler Bong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    diddlybit wrote: »
    Can you not do that now?!? :(

    but you cant do it on yer own in the middle of an aisle on a wednesday on your own with no one around :cool: WINNING!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭wurzlitzer


    I would make a cup of tea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭diddlybit


    Saila wrote: »
    but you cant do it on yer own in the middle of an aisle on a wednesday on your own with no one around :cool: WINNING!

    Maybe not on your own, but you could anyhow. Not sure how long the gods of Tesco would leave you there before kicking you out though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    Play the xbox freely without my bird naggin me and sayin 'i think you like that feckin thing more than me'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Naikon wrote: »
    Marmite > Bovril
    Why do people always say stuff like this?
    The two things are completely different. Its like saying apples are better than pencils. Nonsensical. Just because they have similar shaped bottles?

    Anyways, both disgusting peasant food.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    won't renew my boards subscription


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Big time loot. Get a nice watch, a nice suit and a fancy car.

    Basically I'd live in the Shelbourne hotel and Brown Thomas would be my wardrobe.

    Then I'd pop up to Guinness's and get hammered.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Crack open a bottle of beer and think to myself "Thank fcuk - a day off!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭GerM


    If there was a world wide explosion that killed every human why would any of the buildings, buses, tanks, supermarkets be left standing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 766 ✭✭✭mkdon05


    GerM wrote: »
    If there was a world wide explosion that killed every human why would any of the buildings, buses, tanks, supermarkets be left standing?

    You're crap at this game.
    I'd find bono's midget corpse and blast it with piss. I could die happy then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Get myself a Ferrari F40, drive it like a bumper car, and then move onto an aston martin DBS, do the same, then a Mustang ........












    Oh and necrophilia.........:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭GerM


    mkdon05 wrote: »
    You're crap at this game.
    I'd find bono's midget corpse and blast it with piss. I could die happy then.

    I also enjoy picking holes in a film's plot halfway through and trying to guess the ending aloud.

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    GerM wrote: »
    I also enjoy picking holes in a film's plot halfway through and trying to guess the ending aloud.

    :D
    and yet strangely, your mother says she still loves you. :confused:


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