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What's sexy?

  • 07-04-2011 09:53PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭JoeyW


    Ok..not sure if this is the right forum or not but what do men/women consider as sexy? I'm watching a film here where the women are drop dead gorgeous and getting their kits off on a regular basis which is making me soo uncomfortable! Being a woman I'm feeling just a little bit self conscious as my man is watching too and I'm not half as hot as these women :D
    So really my question is, apart from the super toned, size eight figures, what else can be considered sexy by the opposite sex??


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    yore ma


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Random stuff like hair and eyes.

    Legs too. If they have legs, that usually helps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Saila wrote: »
    yore ma

    Never gets old!

    well his ma does, the joke doesn't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    sexy sex is soooo sexy


  • Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Blue waffle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    You're watching porn with your boyfriend & instead of jumping his bones you're on boards?

    I can tell you that's not sexy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    The smell of fish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭cc4life


    bewbs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    oi wuv badd splling so oi do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Joey is a mans name....your man won't be interested in women.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Fajitas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Nerds and acne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    If yer man is lobbing one into you calling you "Joey" ....might not be the sexiest.

    Start there, and hide a chicken drumstick or two under the pillow for him, never a bad thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fajitas.

    The fajita is in your hand!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭maxextz




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Well, we all have different preferences for physical traits. Then there's are all the personality traits too that can make a person really sexy.

    What makes someone sexy is different to every individual person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    MICHAEL BUBLE is sexy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Peep hole wellies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    JoeyW wrote: »
    I'm watching a film here where the women are drop dead gorgeous and getting their kits off on a regular basis which is making me soo uncomfortable! Being a woman I'm feeling just a little bit self conscious as my man is watching too and I'm not half as hot as these women :D

    Do worry about it. Just be yourself when you're with him and he'll just do the rest by imagining you're the girls in the movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    MICHAEL BUBLE is sexy

    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭JoeyW


    Oh my God, funniest replies ever. Can I just say 1) my ma is pretty sexy B) Joey is a girls name too - Dawson's creek anyone? and c) it ain't f**kin porn, it's a film alright??
    I'm feeling damn sexy after all these posts, hole and a heartbeat etc. Jeez ye men are so fickle lol:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    The fact that this is my 69th post .Giggity giggity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Stockings and suspenders.

    Even Mary Harney would look sexy in these (well maybe not)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    JoeyW wrote: »
    Can I just say 1) my ma is pretty sexy

    Damn right she is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.

    He didn't rape mine. He sang me love songs for about 2 hours in Dublin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    He didn't rape mine. He sang me love songs for about 2 hours in Dublin.

    If you think he's good at singing love songs, well, you just haven't met me yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    JoeyW wrote: »
    B) Joey is a girls name too - Dawson's creek anyone? and

    Pffft...don't believe everything you see on the TV...Dawson's Creek featured a character called Pacey...have you ever met anyone in real life called Pacey?...we are onto you Mister Joey. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.


    You sure it wasn't a Guard?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    JoeyW wrote: »
    c) it ain't f**kin porn, it's a film alright??


    Oh of course it is.


    It's 'art'


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