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What's sexy?

  • 07-04-2011 8:53pm
    #1
    JoeyW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭JoeyW


    Ok..not sure if this is the right forum or not but what do men/women consider as sexy? I'm watching a film here where the women are drop dead gorgeous and getting their kits off on a regular basis which is making me soo uncomfortable! Being a woman I'm feeling just a little bit self conscious as my man is watching too and I'm not half as hot as these women :D
    So really my question is, apart from the super toned, size eight figures, what else can be considered sexy by the opposite sex??


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  • #2
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    yore ma


  • #3
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Random stuff like hair and eyes.

    Legs too. If they have legs, that usually helps.


  • #4
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Saila wrote: »
    yore ma

    Never gets old!

    well his ma does, the joke doesn't!


  • #5
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    sexy sex is soooo sexy


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Blue waffle.


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  • #7
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    You're watching porn with your boyfriend & instead of jumping his bones you're on boards?

    I can tell you that's not sexy.


  • #8
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    The smell of fish.


  • #9
    cc4life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭cc4life


    bewbs


  • #10
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    oi wuv badd splling so oi do


  • #11
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Joey is a mans name....your man won't be interested in women.


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  • #12
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Fajitas.


  • #13
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Nerds and acne


  • #14
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    If yer man is lobbing one into you calling you "Joey" ....might not be the sexiest.

    Start there, and hide a chicken drumstick or two under the pillow for him, never a bad thing.


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Fajitas.

    The fajita is in your hand!


  • #16
    maxextz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭maxextz


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU


  • #17
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Well, we all have different preferences for physical traits. Then there's are all the personality traits too that can make a person really sexy.

    What makes someone sexy is different to every individual person.


  • #18
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    MICHAEL BUBLE is sexy


  • #19
    dx22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Peep hole wellies


  • #20
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    JoeyW wrote: »
    I'm watching a film here where the women are drop dead gorgeous and getting their kits off on a regular basis which is making me soo uncomfortable! Being a woman I'm feeling just a little bit self conscious as my man is watching too and I'm not half as hot as these women :D

    Do worry about it. Just be yourself when you're with him and he'll just do the rest by imagining you're the girls in the movie.


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    MICHAEL BUBLE is sexy

    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.


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  • #22
    JoeyW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭JoeyW


    Oh my God, funniest replies ever. Can I just say 1) my ma is pretty sexy B) Joey is a girls name too - Dawson's creek anyone? and c) it ain't f**kin porn, it's a film alright??
    I'm feeling damn sexy after all these posts, hole and a heartbeat etc. Jeez ye men are so fickle lol:D


  • #23
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    The fact that this is my 69th post .Giggity giggity.


  • #24
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Stockings and suspenders.

    Even Mary Harney would look sexy in these (well maybe not)


  • #25
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ_N4imYVE


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    JoeyW wrote: »
    Can I just say 1) my ma is pretty sexy

    Damn right she is.


  • #27
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.

    He didn't rape mine. He sang me love songs for about 2 hours in Dublin.


  • #28
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    He didn't rape mine. He sang me love songs for about 2 hours in Dublin.

    If you think he's good at singing love songs, well, you just haven't met me yet.


  • #29
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    JoeyW wrote: »
    B) Joey is a girls name too - Dawson's creek anyone? and

    Pffft...don't believe everything you see on the TV...Dawson's Creek featured a character called Pacey...have you ever met anyone in real life called Pacey?...we are onto you Mister Joey. :D


  • #30
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Michael Buble once raped my eardrum.


    You sure it wasn't a Guard?


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  • #31
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    JoeyW wrote: »
    c) it ain't f**kin porn, it's a film alright??


    Oh of course it is.


    It's 'art'


  • #32
    JoeyW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭JoeyW


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Pffft...don't believe everything you see on the TV...Dawson's Creek featured a character called Pacey...have you ever met anyone in real life called Pacey?...we are onto you Mister Joey. :D

    Ok you got me, I'm really a bloke...
    :D


  • #33
    osullic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 384 ✭✭osullic


    A cute face and an endearing personality.
    I also love eyes,a nice pair of eyes is essential,thankfully my other half meets all these requirements.


  • #34
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    osullic wrote: »
    A cute face and an endearing personality.
    I also love eyes,a nice pair of eyes is essential,


    Basically a head then.

    A head with a nice personality.


  • #35
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Apostrophes


  • #36
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    A man's forearm out of an open car window - kind of like the modern version of the victorian "well turned ankle" I suppose - drives me nuts in summer.


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  • #37
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Basically a head then.

    A head with a nice personality.


    If only I could thank you more than once :D


  • #38
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Nice eyes is one of the sexiest things.


  • #39
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    A woman who wears black stockings, tarty platform strappy sandals, too much whorish mascara and serves me a toasted rasher sandwich and tells me she's called in sick to work for me.

    Either that or the condensation on the outside of a glass full of ice cold pilsner when you're sitting in the shade.


  • #40
    purity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭purity


    Every body's taste varies, I mean George Clooney wouldn't do it for me and I think most women will think I'm mad but I guess that's why we all have different tastes. What is sexy to me and this is such a stereotype is a man in uniform and yeah great personality.
    Also a man that's not afraid to be a gentleman :)


  • #41
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Mary O Brien and they way she would pop her hairy leg upon the bar counter , then plop her glass eye into her half shandy ...sexy :cool:

    No offence to any other Mary O Briens out there with glass eyes


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  • #42
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    purity wrote: »
    Every body's taste varies, I mean George Clooney wouldn't do it for me and I think most women will think I'm mad but I guess that's why we all have different tastes. What is sexy to me and this is such a stereotype is a man in uniform and yeah great personality.
    Also a man that's not afraid to be a gentleman :)

    : pulls out chair for purity to sit down:


  • #43
    Todd Gack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 551 ✭✭✭Todd Gack


    Me.


  • #44
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Big brown eyes.


  • #45
    purity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭purity


    Aidric wrote: »
    Big brown eyes.

    blue too


  • #46
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Hairy chests thick with black hair and big hairy side burns.


  • #47
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Aidric wrote: »
    Big brown eyes.

    One big brown hairy eye.


  • #48
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Big (.) (.) personalities. Honk Honk :)


  • #49
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Hairy chests thick with black hair and big hairy side burns.

    Eve, I think you're joking, but I love hairy men with sideburns. :o


  • #50
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Just burned back my sideburns today


  • #51
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    Big (.) (.) personalities. Honk Honk :)


    You call them big?

    These are big....



    (.) (.)


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