Is It Too Much To Ask

JONJO THE MISER · 07-04-2011 07:26AM #1

That 24 hour shops have breakfast rolls all ready to go at 7am, im just back from town and not one bloody shop has all the ingredients for a breakfast roll ready:mad:
They have chips wedges even sasuages all ready but no rashers or pudding, what the bloody hell is wrong with them, i remember years ago you could get breakfast rolls from 6am.

Claasman · 07-04-2011 07:29AM

no builders around that early these days...

kelle · 07-04-2011 07:54AM

Guess you'll have to buy rashers, pudding and roll then make it up yourself when you get home!

RachaelVO · 07-04-2011 08:25AM

Just buy a box of cornflakes and some milk.

Get a bowl out of the press/cupboard (whatever ya wanna call it)

Pour the flakes into the bowl til you think you have enough.

Pour over the flakes some nice ice cold milk

Get a spoon outta the drawer and start eating...

This process can be tried out with many different types of
breakfast cereal
:pac:

biko · 07-04-2011 08:34AM

*Shakes fist at sky* "Why oh why!!"

Penn · 07-04-2011 08:36AM

Do you have a link to a Daily Mail article about this?

pow wow · 07-04-2011 08:37AM

Barrington wrote: »

Do you have a link to a Daily Mail article about this?

Probably not but he'll be ringing Joe Duffy later about it.

jester77 · 07-04-2011 08:37AM

Go back to bed, you got up too early!!

Bajingo · 07-04-2011 08:40AM

You're 'pudding' me leg! ¬_¬

Lando Griffin · 07-04-2011 08:53AM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

That 24 hour shops have breakfast rolls all ready to go at 7am, im just back from town and not one bloody shop has all the ingredients for a breakfast roll ready:mad:
They have chips wedgeseven sasuages all ready but no rashers or pudding, what the bloody hell is wrong with them, i remember years ago you could get breakfast rolls from 6am.

Those are the ingredients left over from yesterday mornings breakfast, the rashers and puddin are in the oven. You will just have to wait a minute or 2 for your freshly made breakfast roll.
Jambon anyone?

GavRedKing · 07-04-2011 08:57AM

Used to have a breakfast roll every few days in college until i decided getting up a few minutes earlier and eating a cereal was better for my heart and wallet, double win.

fakearms123 · 07-04-2011 09:44AM

pow wow wrote: »

Probably not but he'll be ringing Joe Duffy later about it.

But how does it make ye FFEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL??

"Terrible Joe, terrible!" :pac:

pickarooney · 07-04-2011 09:48AM

Damn, a breakfast roll sounds good right now.

holystungun9 · 07-04-2011 09:56AM

gavredking wrote: »

Used to have a breakfast roll every few days in college until i decided getting up a few minutes earlier and eating a cereal was better for my heart and wallet, double win.

yep, you're right. I'll admit though, sometimes a breakfast roll is just what the doctor ordered (well, he mightn't sign off on it but you know what I mean). Now I am trying to work off all the breakfast rolls from the last few years and it ain't much fun!

07-04-2011 10:27AM

I would kill for a breakfast roll right now.

sbsquarepants · 07-04-2011 10:29AM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

That 24 hour shops have breakfast rolls all ready to go at 7am, im just back from town and not one bloody shop has all the ingredients for a breakfast roll ready:mad:
They have chips wedges even sasuages all ready but no rashers or pudding, what the bloody hell is wrong with them, i remember years ago you could get breakfast rolls from 6am.

And to think those Japanese bastards are still whinging while we put up with this in silence. Put's it all in context, doesn't it!:mad:

pickarooney · 07-04-2011 10:34AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I would kill for a breakfast roll right now.

I would fight you to the death for one.

07-04-2011 10:35AM

pickarooney wrote: »

I would fight you to the death for one.

I'll kill you till you die.

Wazdakka · 07-04-2011 11:53AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I would kill for a breakfast roll right now.

pickarooney wrote: »

I would fight you to the death for one.

I will donate a breakfast roll to this event.
And if you're looking for somewhere to fight I have a big back garden.

Step Right Up...
Genuine fight to the death tickets,
Only 5 Euro each.

10 Euro to sit in the "Splash Zone"

pickarooney · 07-04-2011 02:14PM

Well, to be honest if we're both going to fly all the way over there we might just pick up a breakfast roll each.

Poor Craythur · 07-04-2011 03:04PM

Barrington wrote: »

Do you have a link to a Daily Mail article about this?

Poor Craythur · 07-04-2011 03:11PM

Breakfast rolls are mank. So salty and excessively greasy. Urgh.

Fluorescence · 07-04-2011 03:17PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvo99q4S3Xo

FatherLen · 07-04-2011 03:56PM

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Breakfast rolls are mank. So salty and excessively greasy. Urgh.

yeah but if they lob on enough butter and ketchup then your grand.

Spunge · 07-04-2011 04:06PM

How many calories are in a breakfast roll ? Must be loads

cml387 · 07-04-2011 04:10PM

It's not the breakfast roll per se that's the problem, it's the Lucozade,twenty Bensons and the Sun that does the harm.

FatherLen · 07-04-2011 04:13PM

Spunge wrote: »

How many calories are in a breakfast roll ? Must be loads

about 20% of your daily who gives a crap

Cheeky_gal · 07-04-2011 04:18PM

Breakfast rolls are disgusting

The absolute state of the egg..
Undercooked bacon..
Sausage tastes like chicken..
Pudding is pure grease..
And the rest ..

Nothing beats making your own breakfast roll

Clonakilty pudding + rashers, superquinn sausages, and a nicely poached free range egg

Guill · 07-04-2011 04:23PM

Rasher, Sausage and Mushroom all the way for me, no pudding.

I prefer pudding on its own, alomost raw is the best (well technically just warmed as it is already cooked!), shops carbonise the ****in stuff.

Poor Craythur · 07-04-2011 04:23PM

Spunge wrote: »

How many calories are in a breakfast roll ? Must be loads

Heard this somewhere before - well over 1000, I think. And that's just for one meal. Madness!

Guill · 07-04-2011 04:24PM

1000!

Sweet.........

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