The perfect revenge

letsallgotothe · 05-04-2011 11:21PM #1

Saw a thread a while back on this and wanted to make a new one.

Ideas? Real or imagined...just need some input please

galwayrush · 05-04-2011 11:23PM

Use a knife made from ice OP, no evidence after it melts.:)

UglyBolloxFace · 05-04-2011 11:25PM

The perfect revenge? A nice, kinetically-charged kick in the bollox.

Berns · 05-04-2011 11:25PM

On what scale?? ie what did they do

Sergeant · 05-04-2011 11:31PM

A well aimed boot up the hole always gets the point across, and the anger you felt in advance of said action.

05-04-2011 11:33PM

success/indifference

Captain Darling · 05-04-2011 11:34PM

Chill out. Holding grudges only holds you back. Be better then that sh1t mannnnnnnnn.

GLaDOS · 05-04-2011 11:35PM

Through the majesty of song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwmrvXKACk8

Hurricane-Dean · 05-04-2011 11:36PM

You could take said victim of revenge's mother out for a night on the town, really wine her and dine her, show her a great time and after all that never call her again. Perfect revenge!

some random drunk · 05-04-2011 11:37PM

Clean your arse with their toothbrush.

Savage Tyrant · 05-04-2011 11:38PM

Or stick their toothbrush up your arse and photograph it... Wait a week or two then send them the picture.

Panthro · 05-04-2011 11:41PM

blow the load onto their toothbrush.

Captain_Generic · 05-04-2011 11:42PM

Poo in a bag, place in freezer, when frozen place under pillow, odorless until thawing occurs (preferably from body heat)

vibe666 · 05-04-2011 11:47PM

i used to know a girl who's boyfriend was cheating on her. when she found out, she did the usual dumping routine, but then went back to his place and sprinkled a bag of frozen prawns into the air vents in front of the windscreen of his pride & joy.

i do wish i could have seen his face as it progressively got more and more fishy smelling in his motor and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from. i never did find out how bad it actually got for him, but i can't imagine it was much fun.

GLaDOS · 05-04-2011 11:50PM

vibe666 wrote: »

i used to know a girl who's boyfriend was cheating on her. when she found out, she did the usual dumping routine, but then went back to his place and sprinkled a bag of frozen prawns into the air vents in front of the windscreen of his pride & joy.

i do wish i could have seen his face as it progressively got more and more fishy smelling in his motor and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from. i never did find out how bad it actually got for him, but i can't imagine it was much fun.

I thought the story was gonna end with him being allergic to shellfish

stovelid · 05-04-2011 11:54PM

Moving on and getting on with your life.

Captain_Generic · 05-04-2011 11:54PM

vibe666 wrote: »

i do wish i could have seen his face as it progressively got more and more fishy smelling in his motor and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

It was the 'other womans' vagina

diddlybit · 06-04-2011 12:14AM

An ex of mine told me this story, it's about a girl he used to see back home.

She suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, but never had any proof. so she enlisted the help of a very hot friend of hers, to go to the pub one night and come onto the guy, just to see if he would take the bait. (Femme fatale lady and cheating boyfriend obviously didn't know one another.) Boyfriend takes bait and suggests to the girl that they go home together. They get and she pretends that she wants some kink and ties him up. Takes a photo of him, poor guy still under the illusion that he's about to have a great night, is delighted. Starts to suspect something is going wrong, when the girl leaves a steaming "present" for him on his chest. The girl rings the girlfriend, who then, turns up, now knowing that he is a cheater.

Herself and her mate have a great laugh at him tied up. Then they ring his mother to let him out of his restraints.

El Weirdo · 06-04-2011 12:16AM

galwayrush wrote: »

Use a knife made from ice OP, no evidence after it melts.:)

Except for the stab wounds in the corpse.

stovelid · 06-04-2011 12:16AM

diddlybit wrote: »

Takes a photo of him, poor guy still under the illusion that he's about to have a great night, is delighted. Starts to suspect something is going wrong, when the girl leaves a steaming "present" for him on his chest. The girl rings the girlfriend, who then, turns up, now knowing that he is a cheater.

Herself and her mate have a great laugh at him tied up. Then they ring his mother to let him out of his restraints.

That less revenge than psycho shit. He's well rid.

diddlybit · 06-04-2011 12:20AM

stovelid wrote: »

That less revenge than psycho shit. He's well rid.

Yup. Most definately. Impressed at the amount of planning that went into though.

eternal · 06-04-2011 12:20AM

I was going to cup up a guys face once with two stanley blades .But the guy was ugly anyway ,so why bother? Might have only improved him .

stovelid · 06-04-2011 12:25AM

diddlybit wrote: »

Yup. Most definately. .

Imagine two guys had done it to a girl.....

Dudess · 06-04-2011 12:57AM

eternal wrote: »

I was going to cup up a guys face once with two stanley blades .But the guy was ugly anyway ,so why bother? Might have only improved him .

Get help.

Captain Darling · 06-04-2011 12:58AM

Dudess wrote: »

Get help.

I'd say he could manage on his own. :pac:

whiteboy · 06-04-2011 01:04AM

diddlybit wrote: »

An ex of mine told me this story, it's about a girl he used to see back home.

She suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, but never had any proof. so she enlisted the help of a very hot friend of hers, to go to the pub one night and come onto the guy, just to see if he would take the bait. (Femme fatale lady and cheating boyfriend obviously didn't know one another.) Boyfriend takes bait and suggests to the girl that they go home together. They get and she pretends that she wants some kink and ties him up. Takes a photo of him, poor guy still under the illusion that he's about to have a great night, is delighted. Starts to suspect something is going wrong, when the girl leaves a steaming "present" for him on his chest. The girl rings the girlfriend, who then, turns up, now knowing that he is a cheater.

Herself and her mate have a great laugh at him tied up. Then they ring his mother to let him out of his restraints.

I think I read this somewhere before

AidanadiA · 06-04-2011 01:07AM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Poo in a bag, place in freezer, when frozen place under pillow, odorless until thawing occurs (preferably from body heat)

This one is class!!!

Captain Darling · 06-04-2011 01:09AM

I know a guy that took a dump in a bowl, put corn flakes on it, covered it in cling film, and put it in the fridge at a house party.

It wasnt in revenge though. He was just a scummy fcuker.

Cypher_sounds · 06-04-2011 01:13AM

Captain Darling wrote: »

I know a guy that took a dump in a bowl, put corn flakes on it, covered it in cling film, and put it in the fridge at a house party.

It wasnt in revenge though. He was just a scummy fcuker.

I'd say the poor fooker who fell for it was talking some shi*e for the rest of that day:pac:

MASTER...of the bra · 06-04-2011 01:16AM

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

The perfect revenge? A nice, kinetically-charged kick in the bollox.

Your face is gonna sting...

celtictiger32 · 06-04-2011 01:18AM

vibe666 wrote: »

i used to know a girl who's boyfriend was cheating on her. when she found out, she did the usual dumping routine, but then went back to his place and sprinkled a bag of frozen prawns into the air vents in front of the windscreen of his pride & joy.

i do wish i could have seen his face as it progressively got more and more fishy smelling in his motor and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from. i never did find out how bad it actually got for him, but i can't imagine it was much fun.

mwaahh hah ha ha ha ha ha ha! will be trying that sometime in the near future

The perfect revenge

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