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Whats your job?

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  • #62
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Engineer. I make things work. Except my penis, thats broken for good.

    -Funk


  • #63
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    funk-you wrote: »
    Engineer. I make things work. Except my penis, thats broken for good.

    -Funk

    aaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh! stop signing your posts! :mad:

    :P


  • #64
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    stupidusername wrote: »
    aaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh! stop signing your posts! :mad:

    :P

    Nah.

    -Funk


  • #65
    orangebud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    i write reviews on marijuana strains very hard job:P


  • #66
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    Wake him up then.

    he need his rest :p

    been a sex slave is tiring !


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  • #67
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Its actually
    Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

    Banned for aboose.


  • #68
    The Real B-man
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,748 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Fixer


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzP9TW7rKzw


  • #69
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    I clean shoite out of Cuckoo Clocks tough job. But someone has to do it


  • #70
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Do wooden cuckoos poop often?


  • #71
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I'm a chicken chaser.


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  • #72
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    super-rush wrote: »
    I'm a chicken chaser.

    I thought you were a blower?


  • #73
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    I'm a chicken chaser.

    I thought you were a gimp :p


  • #74
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,266 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Kiera wrote: »
    I thought you were a blower?

    I thought he was a pheasant plucker.


  • #75
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    pow wow wrote: »
    Do wooden cuckoos poop often?

    When they have woodworm they pebbledash there surrounds


  • #76
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,266 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I'm a viagra test-pilot and provide hole-punching facilities for bagels.


  • #77
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,881 ✭✭✭cml387


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'm a viagra test-pilot and provide hole-punching facilities for bagels.

    Is your real name Willie Power by any chance?


  • #78
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    I'm a student, but I have a job as a church organist. Still on the hunt for a part-time job though, I need money :(

    I also have a tidy little side-earner as the light in lightbulbs and the colours in highlighters.


  • #79
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,266 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    cml387 wrote: »
    Is your real name Willie Power by any chance?

    Nah!


  • #80
    Bogsnorkler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Bogsnorkler


    fluorescence wrote: »
    I'm a student, but I have a job as a church organist. Still on the hunt for a part-time job though, I need money :(

    I also have a tidy little side-earner as the light in lightbulbs and the colours in highlighters.

    I'm a student who also regularly plays with an organ.

    My small jammy.


  • #81
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Norah Helpless Anchor wrote: »
    Pighead died a few months back dude :(

    He'll be missed...

    Are you serious? How? Christ that's so depressing.


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  • #82
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    I breed champion rocking horses.


  • #83
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I'm a space shuttle driver.


  • #84
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Are you serious? How? Christ that's so depressing.

    No he didn't.


  • #85
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Frada pays me to sit here and hate his avatar.


  • #86
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    I'm an industrial-field post-crisis remediation specialist. I remedy sh1t. Usually of the "big and neccessary" kind. Lots of welding, lots of removing floodwater, lots of putting up big walls, lots of aftermaths of robberies, lots of broken things someone needs fixing now. I work rather a lot.


  • #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    *Stares at you*

    *You stare back*

    *Stares at you*

    *You stare back*


    one hour later...

    *Stares at you*

    *You stare back*

    *Establishing shot*

    I'm M Night Shyamalan.

    You're welcome.


  • #88
    enda1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,166 ✭✭✭enda1


    Automotive Engineer

    Yeah that's right. I get paid to do this shit. Soon I will get paid to spend two days drive training on a test track in a race car :mad: Woe is me. :P


  • #89
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    That's terrible about Pighead. He was a nice guy. Knowing the sort of sickos that are out there they probably raped him as well. Raped him to death. Poor Pighead. I bet they were on the dole too claiming all sorts with their rent allowance and JSA and their Voigt Kampfs and their J1s and their fuel allowance. Thanks Fianna Fail.
    We should have a moment of silence for Pighead.

    Poor Pighead I heard it was a gang cows that got him in the end he went back to taunt a gang cows and they charged his little piggy hoofs couldnt run fast enough

    I work as a mime :pac:


  • #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I work in a computer shop repairing PCs and laptops... well most of the time. Can also be sending out orders or taking phone calls.


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  • #91
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    I'm an industrial-field post-crisis remediation specialist. I remedy sh1t. Usually of the "big and neccessary" kind. Lots of welding, lots of removing floodwater, lots of putting up big walls, lots of aftermaths of robberies, lots of broken things someone needs fixing now. I work rather a lot.
    Thats a pretty indulgent name for 'putting up walls'.


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