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Whats your job?

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  • #32
    starviewadams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Tele-sales/writer/shop assistant.

    I'm a master of none though.


  • #33
    giftgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭giftgrub


    I'm a total C***


  • #34
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,231 ✭✭✭Keith186


    What a stupid thread eh guys?



    I work as a troll.

    Full time job trolling these mean streets.


  • #35
    CatFromHue
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 18,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatFromHue


    snyper wrote: »
    i work in a tool hire shop.

    Not thrilling stuff, but its a job.

    a friend of a friend who i dont like is throwing a party that i kinda have to go to.

    would you be able to recommend an irritating tool for me to bring to irritate people

    eg someone who will be able to corner people and talk at them about their boring life, or someone who can clog the toilet


  • #36
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    I supplement my income by stealing apostrophes from thread titles and then sell them to other forums. Tidy little earner.


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  • #37
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Childcare worker and part time student.


  • #38
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    By day i rescue kittens from trees for old ladies, by night I defend the defenceless.

    Not really, I'm unemployed and do diddly squat! (apart from looking for jobs everyday and try to subdue the boredom)


  • #39
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Im a guard who likes to rape crustys.

    Try again.

    Seriously.
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    2000:D

    1,999 now :D

    Don't do that again.


  • #40
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Factory worker. I'm well blue collared, I am. Rough around the edges etc.


  • #41
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Vagina inspector for porn sets :mad:
    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Programmer and L3 application support.

    Basically, I get paid to take the blame for any software that gives an error, even the errors caused by dumb users.

    ahahaha :D i'm a tester. so i have to come up with dumb ways dumb users can use the system dumbly.


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  • #42
    40040D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭40040D


    Asphyxia wrote: »
    Childcare worker and part time student.

    With a username like that it kinda worries me that you're a childcare worker !!:eek:

    work as a chef and part time student


  • #43
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    super-rush wrote: »
    Try again.

    Seriously.

    wtf?


  • #44
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    That's terrible about Pighead. He was a nice guy. Knowing the sort of sickos that are out there they probably raped him as well. Raped him to death. Poor Pighead. I bet they were on the dole too claiming all sorts with their rent allowance and JSA and their Voigt Kampfs and their J1s and their fuel allowance. Thanks Fianna Fail.
    We should have a moment of silence for Pighead.


  • #45
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    super-rush wrote: »
    Try again.

    Seriously.

    wtf?

    You know what you posted.

    Any further questions can be asked in pm to either me or Micky Dolenz.


  • #46
    Keith186
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,231 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    That's terrible about Pighead. He was a nice guy. Knowing the sort of sickos that are out there they probably raped him as well. Raped him to death. Poor Pighead. I bet they were on the dole too claiming all sorts with their rent allowance and JSA and their Voigt Kampfs and their J1s and their fuel allowance. Thanks Fianna Fail.
    We should have a moment of silence for Pighead.

    I heard they 'spit roasted' him first.

    All them porno workers here will know what I mean.


  • #47
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Just wondering what fellow boardsies do for a living!

    Espeically the prominent ones like MyNameisURL, PigHead, Micky Dolonez etc... and us regular folk :p

    I'm a freelance writer myself while studying.

    So how do you earn your keep?

    micky dolenz is my pimp !


  • #48
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    hondasam wrote: »
    micky dolenz is my gimp !

    Really?

    Bring him out then.


  • #49
    James Forde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭James Forde


    I work in the cheese sandwich factory


  • #50
    The Queen of England
    Site Banned Posts: 124 ✭✭The Queen of England


    I'm a face model for postage stamps.


  • #51
    Mr. Manager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,139 ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Security Operations Analyst.

    Sounds fancy and ....well.... it kinda is :p


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  • #52
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    super-rush wrote: »
    Really?

    Bring him out then.

    He's sleeping....


  • #53
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    Really?

    Bring him out then.

    where do you want me to bring him ?


  • #54
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Penis model.


  • #55
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'm an Alcohol Tester.


  • #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kiera wrote: »
    He's sleeping....

    no he is wide awake !


  • #57
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Just wondering what fellow boardsies do for a living!

    Espeically the prominent ones like MyNameisURL, PigHead, Micky Dolonez etc... and us regular folk :p

    I'm a freelance writer myself while studying.

    So how do you earn your keep?

    He doesn't have a job,he won $100,000 on a scratchcard but as he was leaving the the garage he was knocked down by a little old lady,so when he was in the hospital while watching MTV he heard Carson Daly talking about "Karma" (do good thing and good things happen to you).It made him think of all the bad things he had done in life,so he set out to change things for the better.

    So he created a list and on it he had all the bad things he had done,and each day his brother Randy and him set out to change all the bad things into good things with hilarious consequence's.

    He told me all this by PM,my only wish is that someone will make a TV show about his life.


  • #58
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    hondasam wrote: »
    no he is wide awake !

    *wush*


  • #59
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Kiera wrote: »
    He's sleeping....

    Wake him up then.


  • #60
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Moderator. :pac:


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  • #61
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    lvl 80 shaman


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