Women who steal men's boxer shorts after sex

hogflem · 03-04-2011 07:47PM

Spore wrote: »

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

And your opinion on the theft of undies is.....?

Mr.Crinklewood · 03-04-2011 07:50PM

Easy one this...

The "women" that do this are Transvestites. On the pull at night they wear their little perfumed thongs, and mini-skirt. The next morning before pulling on their jeans and heading back to the farm they need a pair of boxers aerate their nuts which had been compressed the previous night by the little perfumed thongs.

Please do not ask when i did this.

mcw92 · 03-04-2011 08:12PM

Same happened me on my bday!
I went out for my Bday, got a woman, back to hers, next morning i couldn't find the boxers.
The boxers were brand new CK ones i got aswel, 1st time i wore them!

veryangryman · 03-04-2011 08:30PM

OpenYourEyes wrote: »

Hes actually Sean Connery...

Remember boyshhh.. 100 no's and 1 yeshhh....means YESHHH!

randylonghorn · 03-04-2011 09:06PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

Guys taking a trophy pair of scanties after doing the deed with a girl has been a stock in trade of coming-of-age American teen comedies since Charlie Chaplin was in his heyday.

And I've know a couple of guys in college who actually did it ... though I always suspected they cheated to boost their egos.

So ... sounds like the girls have decided that they can be as silly as the boys. It's a bit juvenile, but meh, so what!

Tbh, I'd consider a pair of boxers a small price to pay for getting my hol....istic stress release and hormonal re-balancing exercise.

randylonghorn · 03-04-2011 09:08PM

Spore wrote: »

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

hogflem wrote: »

And your opinion on the theft of undies is.....?

That they should remain located underneath the squiggly bits? :pac:

cosmicfart · 03-04-2011 09:11PM

got the shex
got the boxshers
got the swash on?!

did your mate check swashing line?

cassid · 03-04-2011 09:12PM

Had 3 brothers at home, married with 2 boys and let me tell ya, stealing men's boxer or any underwear would be last thing I would, especially as I have years of experience washing stains out -yuck

IrishGrimReaper · 03-04-2011 09:13PM

Steal their knickers first. That's what I do. Then I like to wear them and be all cool.

Barna77 · 03-04-2011 09:32PM

IrishGrimReaper wrote: »

Steal their knickers first. That's what I do. Then I like to wear them and be all cool.

Are you a lumberjack and are you ok?

:pac:

Phoenix Park · 03-04-2011 10:01PM

Wibbs wrote: »

I fúcking love this forum. I know I shouldn't but dammit I do. Guilty pleasure worth every click that nearly always cheers me up.

This is a serious issue i'll have you know. Receives almost NO media attention. Open up the paper tomorrow. You'll have your "banking crisis". You'll have your "problems in Libya". blah blah. But women stealing (yes STEALING, IT IS THEFT) men's boxers?. Probably won't get a mention, and if it does, i'd say a few lines at the most. This needs to be debated. I won't have my unborn children growing up in a world in which lewd women thieve underwear after sex.

desertcircus · 03-04-2011 10:20PM

To the person who saw his boxers pinned up: surely the sensible thing to do would have been to find her and request that she disrobe and hand you her undergarments as reparations to compensate for the loss of your boxers?

randylonghorn · 03-04-2011 11:19PM

desertcircus wrote: »

To the person who saw his boxers pinned up: surely the sensible thing to do would have been to find her and request that she disrobe and hand you her undergarments as reparations to compensate for the loss of your boxers?

No ... the sensible thing to do would be to say "want another go on the magic flute?"

Norma_Desmond · 04-04-2011 10:30AM

OpenYourEyes wrote: »

Hes actually Sean Connery...

Or Rod Stewart, He probably asked her after the shex and the missing boxers "Do you think I'm Shexy?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs

Claasman · 04-04-2011 11:17AM

Anyone else read 'shex' and remember it as Jaap Stams dogs name, from gift grub?

hehehehe

'can't have shex on the bhus'

Captain Darling · 04-04-2011 11:42AM

Claasman wrote: »

Anyone else read 'shex' and remember it as Jaap Stams dogs name, from gift grub?

hehehehe

'can't have shex on the bhus'

Oh yeah, or shex is always barking and dribbling at the door.

It go'shhh well in my head.

Fratton Fred · 04-04-2011 12:12PM

When I get home tonight I'm going to rip my wife's knickers off...

I've had them all day and they're ****ing killing me.

Chickaroo · 04-04-2011 12:35PM

BluesBerry wrote: »

To give them a good shhhnifff THATS WHY

Ewww, I actually got a little bit sick when I read that!!!

Why the hell would any girl want to rob a pair of boxers that have had a big sweaty hairy arse stewing in them all night.......

Claasman · 04-04-2011 12:42PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHSv8XkaYM

W.Shakes-Beer · 04-04-2011 12:43PM

Chickaroo wrote: »

Ewww, I actually got a little bit sick when I read that!!!

Why the hell would any girl want to rob a pair of boxers that have had a big sweaty hairy arse stewing in them all night.......

...and unleashing a load of rancid Guinness haze into them.

Up de Barrs · 04-04-2011 01:24PM

A few years ago before the smoking ban this bird I was with decided to put my t shirt jeans and boxers in the wash. Meant I had to hand around a bit longer than I intended.

Gmol · 04-04-2011 02:02PM

Up de Barrs wrote: »

A few years ago before the smoking ban this bird I was with decided to put my t shirt jeans and boxers in the wash. Meant I had to hand around a bit longer than I intended.

Called marriage

randylonghorn · 04-04-2011 04:49PM

Up de Barrs wrote: »

Meant I had to hand around a bit longer than I intended.

Well, I'm sure she appreciated it, though she was probably hoping for a bit more.

Phoenix Park · 04-04-2011 05:38PM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Well, I'm sure she appreciated it, though she was probably hoping for a bit more.

Like what, his vest too?. So now they aren't satisfied with just the boxers.. Where will it end.

heidi_ho · 04-04-2011 10:35PM

Its because after the "shex" women don't want to put back on tight thongs... much more comfy to put on a guys boxers... over-sized and preferably straight from the dryer... Hope ye understand now..not too much to ask for....so get washing!

ascanbe · 04-04-2011 10:43PM

Was the girl very small and bearded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XTBESG4BQ

randylonghorn · 04-04-2011 11:27PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

Like what, his vest too?. So now they aren't satisfied with just the boxers.. Where will it end.

Re-read his post!

And who the hell wears vests these days outside of Corrie?

nottherealdeal · 05-04-2011 12:32AM

I've had my own underwear stolen from my line (im a girl) and replaced with boxers...

Anyone care to explain that..!? :I

jimbobaloobob · 05-04-2011 12:42AM

they were just short of pegs!

OutlawPete · 05-04-2011 12:51AM

nottherealdeal wrote: »

I've had my own underwear stolen from my line (im a girl) and replaced with boxers...

Anyone care to explain that..!? :I

Long story short:

I was invited to a cross dressing party and went home to change. When I got there I realised I had left my door key at work. So then I seen your blue lacey numbers and just had to have them. Left the boxers so you'd know it was an emergency .. how are they?

Women who steal men's boxer shorts after sex

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