Women who steal men's boxer shorts after sex

Phoenix Park

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

OutlawPete

Good question, first happened me at 18 when a girl took them from when she stayed at my place, but only noticed when a year later at a party her sister threw, I wandered into her room (their were loads of people in there) and there were my boxers displayed bold as brass, pinned up on her wall

Foolishly, I did not take this as a hint by the way. Youth is surely wasted on the young.

ballsymchugh

planting DNA at various crimes. expect to be arrested in a few days.

krudler

1.get man drunk
2.have the sex
3. steal boxers
4.?????????
5. profit!

mikemac

Was watching a TV show called Hung last night.
It's a few years old but the good folks over in boards TV forum recommended it

Well according to that show, it's a trophy. If it happens to you, take it as a complement.

BraziliaNZ

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

W.Shakes-Beer

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

Internet Lisp

wayfarers

Did the guys misdirect their aim? Perhaps the 'ladies' had to mop up the guys' messiness from their shins, knees, the bed clothes etc. Its only a pair of boxers, I'd be more concerned if t'was the keys to the handcuffs or gimp mask that went walkies.

Gillo

Wear boxers with skid marks and it'll never happen, alternatively just go commando.

Ash.J.Williams

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

he's dutch?

aujopimur

I'd say they put the boxers over their heads while wank1ng

My name is URL

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

He's either trying to sound like Dáithí Ó Sé or he's having a stroke.

purity

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

I heard of one hoe that leaves her knickers at every man's house after doing the deed with him, god knows why she does it dirty bitch. I hope the guy just bins it or better burn it. I think if someone collects their boxers they are vile because it's just disgusting all the piss stains and **** streaks no thanks

wayfarers

purity wrote: »

I heard of one hoe that leaves her knickers at every man's house after doing the deed with him, god knows why she does it dirty bitch. I hope the guy just bins it or better burn it. I think if someone collects their boxers they are vile because it's just disgusting all the piss stains and **** streaks no thanks

Well jeez when you put it that way it kinda makes sense to start a collection.......

OpenYourEyes

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

Hes actually Sean Connery...

superfish

its a way of keeping track of how many fellas they slept with that year

hondasam

I heard the only then of virgin's as a Trophy !!

hogflem

I would've thought the fact that the women are allowing you to f*ck them,and not laughing at you,would be worth a lot more than a pair of boxers.

Gillo

Maybe it saves her having to contact multiple guys to arrange a load of paternity tests

minidazzler

I was told a story of a guy who steals a single earring from the girls he fcuks. So long as they have them, he will steal one and pretend not to know where it is drives them mental and he adds it to his collection!

AgileMyth

OutlawPete wrote: »

Foolishly, I did not take this as a hint by the way.

A hint that she was slightly mental you mean? Cause thats pretty odd.

Witchie

Ewww no. Nasty!

Fukuyama

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Internet Lisp

Internet lishp?

Wibbs

I fúcking love this forum. I know I shouldn't but dammit I do. Guilty pleasure worth every click that nearly always cheers me up.

Latchy

It used to be womens undies which went missing off the line and you didn't have to have any sex either

For research into skidmarks.

OutlawPete

AgileMyth wrote: »

A hint that she was slightly mental you mean? Cause thats pretty odd.

How is that odd, sure they looked so cool among her trash metal band posters and in fact - ever since, I myself have done the very same thing and now girl's panties are what adorn the walls of my bordello.

BluesBerry

To give them a good shhhnifff THATS WHY

finisklin

Question - are these trophies of the deed cleaned or used as is? Is there a protocol?

On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

Spore

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

LETHAL LADY

I think its obvious they make great dusters.

hogflem

Spore wrote: »

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

And your opinion on the theft of undies is.....?

Mr.Crinklewood

Easy one this...

The "women" that do this are Transvestites. On the pull at night they wear their little perfumed thongs, and mini-skirt. The next morning before pulling on their jeans and heading back to the farm they need a pair of boxers aerate their nuts which had been compressed the previous night by the little perfumed thongs.

Please do not ask when i did this.

mcw92

Same happened me on my bday!
I went out for my Bday, got a woman, back to hers, next morning i couldn't find the boxers.
The boxers were brand new CK ones i got aswel, 1st time i wore them!

veryangryman

OpenYourEyes wrote: »

Hes actually Sean Connery...

Remember boyshhh.. 100 no's and 1 yeshhh....means YESHHH!

randylonghorn

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

Guys taking a trophy pair of scanties after doing the deed with a girl has been a stock in trade of coming-of-age American teen comedies since Charlie Chaplin was in his heyday.

And I've know a couple of guys in college who actually did it ... though I always suspected they cheated to boost their egos.

So ... sounds like the girls have decided that they can be as silly as the boys. It's a bit juvenile, but meh, so what!

Tbh, I'd consider a pair of boxers a small price to pay for getting my hol....istic stress release and hormonal re-balancing exercise.

randylonghorn

Spore wrote: »

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

hogflem wrote: »

And your opinion on the theft of undies is.....?

That they should remain located underneath the squiggly bits? :pac:

cosmicfart

got the shex
got the boxshers
got the swash on?!

did your mate check swashing line?

cassid

Had 3 brothers at home, married with 2 boys and let me tell ya, stealing men's boxer or any underwear would be last thing I would, especially as I have years of experience washing stains out -yuck

IrishGrimReaper

Steal their knickers first. That's what I do. Then I like to wear them and be all cool.

Barna77

IrishGrimReaper wrote: »

Steal their knickers first. That's what I do. Then I like to wear them and be all cool.

Are you a lumberjack and are you ok?

:pac:

Phoenix Park

Wibbs wrote: »

I fúcking love this forum. I know I shouldn't but dammit I do. Guilty pleasure worth every click that nearly always cheers me up.

This is a serious issue i'll have you know. Receives almost NO media attention. Open up the paper tomorrow. You'll have your "banking crisis". You'll have your "problems in Libya". blah blah. But women stealing (yes STEALING, IT IS THEFT) men's boxers?. Probably won't get a mention, and if it does, i'd say a few lines at the most. This needs to be debated. I won't have my unborn children growing up in a world in which lewd women thieve underwear after sex.

desertcircus

To the person who saw his boxers pinned up: surely the sensible thing to do would have been to find her and request that she disrobe and hand you her undergarments as reparations to compensate for the loss of your boxers?

randylonghorn

desertcircus wrote: »

To the person who saw his boxers pinned up: surely the sensible thing to do would have been to find her and request that she disrobe and hand you her undergarments as reparations to compensate for the loss of your boxers?

No ... the sensible thing to do would be to say "want another go on the magic flute?"

Norma_Desmond

OpenYourEyes wrote: »

Hes actually Sean Connery...

Or Rod Stewart, He probably asked her after the shex and the missing boxers "Do you think I'm Shexy?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs

Claasman

Anyone else read 'shex' and remember it as Jaap Stams dogs name, from gift grub?




hehehehe


'can't have shex on the bhus'

Captain Darling

Claasman wrote: »

Anyone else read 'shex' and remember it as Jaap Stams dogs name, from gift grub?




hehehehe


'can't have shex on the bhus'

Oh yeah, or shex is always barking and dribbling at the door.

It go'shhh well in my head.

Fratton Fred

When I get home tonight I'm going to rip my wife's knickers off...




I've had them all day and they're ****ing killing me.

Chickaroo

BluesBerry wrote: »

To give them a good shhhnifff THATS WHY

Ewww, I actually got a little bit sick when I read that!!!

Why the hell would any girl want to rob a pair of boxers that have had a big sweaty hairy arse stewing in them all night.......

Claasman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHSv8XkaYM

W.Shakes-Beer

Chickaroo wrote: »

Ewww, I actually got a little bit sick when I read that!!!

Why the hell would any girl want to rob a pair of boxers that have had a big sweaty hairy arse stewing in them all night.......

...and unleashing a load of rancid Guinness haze into them.