Is it still safe to fly?

Goldenegg · 04-04-2011 04:18PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Stick a hoover up your hole.

It all depends tho if the Hoover has good suction power...judging by how big the op is telling us it is...I'd recommend an industrial one.... :-)

DrumSteve · 04-04-2011 04:20PM

Ah christ readin this thread has reminded me I need to take a dump

phill106 · 04-04-2011 04:24PM

I'd avoid flying myself, too much chance of collateral damage. Have you instead considered boarding an airplane and traveling that way?

FesterBeatty · 04-04-2011 07:15PM

Folks,

After 2 hours intensive labour i gave birth to a 2lb 1oz 8 inch long brown baby turd. We're so happy, no little fingers and no little toes..hes perfect.

Thank you all for your support.

Now to give him a golden baby shower!

vampire of kilmainham · 04-04-2011 07:20PM

stop talking crap:D:D:D

Outkast_IRE · 04-04-2011 07:20PM

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Folks,

After 2 hours intensive labour i gave birth to a 2lb 1oz 8 inch long brown baby turd. We're so happy, no little fingers and no little toes..hes perfect.

Thank you all for your support.

Now to give him a golden baby shower!

everyone knows turds are measured in Kurichs
A Kurich is 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram
http://europeanfecalstandardsandmeasurement.blogspot.com/

admiralofthefleet · 04-04-2011 07:22PM

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Folks,

After 2 hours intensive labour i gave birth to a 2lb 1oz 8 inch long brown baby turd. We're so happy, no little fingers and no little toes..hes perfect.

Thank you all for your support.

Now to give him a golden baby shower!

how is the little lawn monkey doing? were you in arse labour for long

Saila · 04-04-2011 07:24PM

flutt must be wetting ****ting himself with this thread

vampire of kilmainham · 04-04-2011 07:46PM

mill into a big curry and a few cans of beer and you'll be ready to pebble dash the can fairley quick bring a can of airfreshner in with you to solve the peggy dell if all that fails use the finger in your ass technique wiggle it about till you fell the top of the turd remove finger then sqeeze hard and release:eek::eek::eek:

questionmark? · 04-04-2011 07:47PM

dannym08 wrote: »

of course it is

Ya ur point is?

Deleted User wrote: »

Stick a hoover up your hole.

You should be a doctor!

vampire of kilmainham · 04-04-2011 07:53PM

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Folks,

After 2 hours intensive labour i gave birth to a 2lb 1oz 8 inch long brown baby turd. We're so happy, no little fingers and no little toes..hes perfect.

Thank you all for your support.

Now to give him a golden baby shower!

ahhhh i can fell the the relief of tension from my ass from reading this story i think there mite be a turd forming

:D:D:eek::eek::eek:

FesterBeatty · 04-04-2011 07:56PM

I was in bum labour for about 2 hours. I was actually in tesco when my brown waters broke. Thankfully the polish security guard knew exactly what to do and ran straight to aisle 4 to get bog roll and air freshner. He then made sure i got a police escort home where i gave birth to the little cosby without any drugs - pure natural birth for my little fella.

Both mammy and baby are doing well. Im keeping him hydrated by spraying piss on him every 4 hours to prevent dryness and cracking of the skin.

cullend2 · 04-04-2011 07:57PM

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Folks,

After 2 hours intensive labour i gave birth to a 2lb 1oz 8 inch long brown baby turd. We're so happy, no little fingers and no little toes..hes perfect.

Thank you all for your support.

Now to give him a golden baby shower!

"I shall call it....Bono"

Alter-Ego · 04-04-2011 08:50PM

Bottle of Bucky and a fag, my friend, and the browns will be on their way to the super-bowl.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 04-04-2011 09:49PM

Was it ever safe to fly??? :eek:

Captain_Generic · 04-04-2011 09:52PM

As long as its not the runs, otherwise you'll have to deal with the liquid allowance and shit in their bottle disposal bin

WallyGUFC · 04-04-2011 10:06PM

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

mill into a big curry and a few cans of beer and you'll be ready to pebble dash the can fairley quick bring a can of airfreshner in with you to solve the peggy dell if all that fails use the finger in your ass technique wiggle it about till you fell the top of the turd remove finger then sqeeze hard and release:eek::eek::eek:

Jesus Christ, please tell me you've never actually stuck your finger up your pipe to reach the tripe?

Mr Benevolent · 04-04-2011 10:23PM

Ah, it's ScutteringBantam under a new pseudonym.

WallyGUFC · 04-04-2011 10:48PM

Confab wrote: »

Ah, it's ScutteringBantam under a new pseudonym.

Every post I've ever saw from him was something diarrhoea related.

Mr Benevolent · 05-04-2011 03:23PM

WallyGUFC wrote: »

Every post I've ever saw from him was something diarrhoea related.

Or trolling related. The ignore list is the safest place for people like him.

Is it still safe to fly?

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