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Forgotten this girl's name

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  • #32
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Guill wrote: »
    Alright, bit of a weird situation. I met a guy in a nightclub last night, and one thing led to another and i went back to his, i had an okay time.

    I gave him number and told him to call me, because let's face it, i felt sorry for him. The trouble is, I was pretty hammered and now that i'm sober i realise he was very rude. He kept calling me french chick all night.

    So now he keeps ringing me and aking me about Facebook and the speling of my name, how hard could it be to spell Mary????

    Anywho, how do i get this stalker to leave me alone?

    It's your own fault. :D


  • #33
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    As the OP said he was pretty hammered so that does not neccessarily mean this girl is French. We are going to have to go with a new plan.


  • #34
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    Sorry dude


  • #35
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    zuroph wrote: »
    how do you know "French Chick" isnt her name?!
    Has to be...otherwise it would be Pierre...


  • #36
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Doyler92 wrote: »
    As the OP said he was pretty hammered so that does not neccessarily mean this girl is French. We are going to have to go with a new plan.

    Yes, I know.

    Men, I suggest we kidnap this woman, use interrorgation to find her name and deliver it to the OP post-haste!


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  • #37
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    youre ringing her for sex, you're not gona sugar-coat it by knowing her name!


  • #38
    PauricTheLodger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭PauricTheLodger


    Why don't you just ring her and see if she is doing anything on <x>day? No names need be mentioned.
    If she is up for it, result. And you can always ask her how she spells her name then. If she figures out what you are up to, just be flat out about (but not blunt) and claim you were trying to avoid being rude and offending her.
    If she can't meet up, ask her what her full name is so ye can add her on Facebook to keep in touch if she is ever about again.

    Or maybe she might want to avoid seeing you again because you were hammered and generally useless the night before.


  • #39
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    If 'her' name turns out to be frank you will tell us, wont you?


  • #40
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Text her saying the sex was amazing, so much that you want to get her name tattooed on your bag but you need the correct spelling of it.

    works every time.


  • #41
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    youre ringing her for sex, you're not gona sugar-coat it by knowing her name!

    precisely because hes ringing her for sex he will probably have to know her name and do some selective sugar coating

    the ladies be lovin the sugar so they does be

    ....I cant see the alternative I think you may be suggesting playing out well

    OP: Hello, I met you last light and I'm looking for a ride.

    French Chick: I get many of these calls...the first test I set any potential suitor is a simple one.......Do you remember my full name which I took special care to mention in its full unabridged form including all of my family names going back three generations

    OP: Well I am desperate so I'm going to give this a shot.....eh Nicole Renault Dupont Monmarte?

    French Chick: Nice try but sadly not.....I am afraid you have failed.

    OP: Whatever you cold hearted bitch.

    French Chick: Dont feel too bad...Im actually a post op tranny from Sligo whose original name was Frank......if it makes you feel any better you can stay on the line and do some heavy breathing.


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  • #42
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Firstly, try texting her whatever it is you want to say and then end the message by signing off with your name and an x or smiley face (depending on your preference). She may text back her name at the end of her message to reciprocate the x or smiley face.

    If this doesn't work, try to set up a date at her place (video night) or try to get back to her place at the end of the date. Then, when she's not looking, you'll need to hunt for clues, such as envelopes with her name on it.

    Or, if she's not up for this, you could tell her on the next date that her name is beautiful and ask why her parents gave her that name - cue story about her name (Might not work well if her name is 'Gertrude' or 'Phyllis').

    If none of these work, it wasn't meant to be. Do not admit that you forgot her name and don't get into a situation where you must call her by name to get her attention., such as 'Here you, want another drink?'

    Good luck and god speed.


  • #43
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    mojesius wrote: »

    Or, if she's not up for this, you could tell her on the next date that her name is beautiful and ask why her parents gave her that name - cue story about her name (Might not work well if her name is 'Gertrude' or 'Phyllis').

    Or even syPhyllis

    a boy named syPhyllis...the greatest song Johnny Cash never sang.


  • #44
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Ask for her email address.


  • #45
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Ring her up and just pretend that you thought you were ringing one of your mates. So you'll be like, is Mick there and then she'll probably say eh no this Maria or some **** like that and there you have it, you got the name without making it obvious you forgot it. Or she'll just think that you think her name is Mick

    Or you could just ring up, talk to her and then casually ask how does she prononce her name.


  • #46
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Barna77 wrote: »
    She's probably called Jeanne, or Virginie, or Justine... just try

    Not Virginie after last night.


  • #47
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    When the child is born, say you want to name it after her. Might take a while to get the name though.


  • #48
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    TML91 wrote: »
    This doesn't work with o2. It diverts to 1741 for the account balance. :(

    Eh, yeah it does.


  • #49
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Ask for her email address.

    and if it turns out to be fannymaster77 at wtfmail.com?


  • #50
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    get a friend (female maybe) to ring her and ask who are they through to.


  • #51
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    The French love ignorance OP... just tell her you didn't care to remember but liked her tits.


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  • #52
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    amacca wrote: »
    and if it turns out to be fannymaster77 at wtfmail.com?

    Problem solved then, that's my sister Janine's address. Fair play OP, she gives great head as well.


  • #53
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    RichieC wrote: »
    The French love ignorance OP... just tell her you didn't care to remember but liked her tits.

    this and add some arrogance.....ask her if she has a sister etc


  • #54
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    Check your credit card?


  • #55
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    D-Generate wrote: »
    Main two options are to check her voicemail or next time you meet her make sure that a friend bumps in to you and he can introduce himself and that way she says her name!
    That's going to backfire when she asks to be introduced first

    try your best Basil Fawlty mumble when that happens and get your friend to nod and make an excuse to get out of there


  • #56
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ring her and say your charlie smells like garlic and you want her to meet you for a sti test


  • #57
    RussellTuring
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭RussellTuring


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Problem solved then, that's my sister Janine's address. Fair play OP, she gives great head as well.

    And you know this how?


  • #58
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    RussellTuring wrote: »
    And you know this how?

    Well, a good pimp likes to sample first. :pac:


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