Women who steal men's boxer shorts after sex

Phoenix Park · 03-04-2011 04:56PM #1

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

OutlawPete · 03-04-2011 05:01PM

Good question, first happened me at 18 when a girl took them from when she stayed at my place, but only noticed when a year later at a party her sister threw, I wandered into her room (their were loads of people in there) and there were my boxers displayed bold as brass, pinned up on her wall

Foolishly, I did not take this as a hint by the way. Youth is surely wasted on the young.

ballsymchugh · 03-04-2011 05:02PM

planting DNA at various crimes. expect to be arrested in a few days.

krudler · 03-04-2011 05:04PM

1.get man drunk
2.have the sex
3. steal boxers
4.?????????
5. profit!

mikemac · 03-04-2011 05:05PM

Was watching a TV show called Hung last night.
It's a few years old but the good folks over in boards TV forum recommended it

Well according to that show, it's a trophy. If it happens to you, take it as a complement.

BraziliaNZ · 03-04-2011 05:11PM

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

W.Shakes-Beer · 03-04-2011 05:17PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

Internet Lisp

wayfarers · 03-04-2011 05:20PM

Did the guys misdirect their aim? Perhaps the 'ladies' had to mop up the guys' messiness from their shins, knees, the bed clothes etc. Its only a pair of boxers, I'd be more concerned if t'was the keys to the handcuffs or gimp mask that went walkies.

Gillo · 03-04-2011 05:25PM

Wear boxers with skid marks and it'll never happen, alternatively just go commando.

Ash.J.Williams · 03-04-2011 05:31PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

he's dutch?

aujopimur · 03-04-2011 05:34PM

I'd say they put the boxers over their heads while wank1ng

My name is URL · 03-04-2011 05:38PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

He's either trying to sound like Dáithí Ó Sé or he's having a stroke.

purity · 03-04-2011 05:41PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

I heard of one hoe that leaves her knickers at every man's house after doing the deed with him, god knows why she does it dirty bitch. I hope the guy just bins it or better burn it. I think if someone collects their boxers they are vile because it's just disgusting all the piss stains and **** streaks no thanks

wayfarers · 03-04-2011 05:47PM

purity wrote: »

I heard of one hoe that leaves her knickers at every man's house after doing the deed with him, god knows why she does it dirty bitch. I hope the guy just bins it or better burn it. I think if someone collects their boxers they are vile because it's just disgusting all the piss stains and **** streaks no thanks

Well jeez when you put it that way it kinda makes sense to start a collection.......

OpenYourEyes · 03-04-2011 05:47PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Why are you saying "shex" instead of sex?

Hes actually Sean Connery...

superfish · 03-04-2011 05:50PM

its a way of keeping track of how many fellas they slept with that year

hondasam · 03-04-2011 05:53PM

I heard the only then of virgin's as a Trophy !!

hogflem · 03-04-2011 05:59PM

I would've thought the fact that the women are allowing you to f*ck them,and not laughing at you,would be worth a lot more than a pair of boxers.

Gillo · 03-04-2011 06:11PM

Maybe it saves her having to contact multiple guys to arrange a load of paternity tests

minidazzler · 03-04-2011 06:21PM

I was told a story of a guy who steals a single earring from the girls he fcuks. So long as they have them, he will steal one and pretend not to know where it is drives them mental and he adds it to his collection!

AgileMyth · 03-04-2011 06:50PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Foolishly, I did not take this as a hint by the way.

A hint that she was slightly mental you mean? Cause thats pretty odd.

Witchie · 03-04-2011 07:12PM

Ewww no. Nasty!

Fukuyama · 03-04-2011 07:16PM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Internet Lisp

Internet lishp?

Wibbs · 03-04-2011 07:21PM

I fúcking love this forum. I know I shouldn't but dammit I do. Guilty pleasure worth every click that nearly always cheers me up.

Latchy · 03-04-2011 07:31PM

It used to be womens undies which went missing off the line and you didn't have to have any sex either

03-04-2011 07:34PM

For research into skidmarks.

OutlawPete · 03-04-2011 07:34PM

AgileMyth wrote: »

A hint that she was slightly mental you mean? Cause thats pretty odd.

How is that odd, sure they looked so cool among her trash metal band posters and in fact - ever since, I myself have done the very same thing and now girl's panties are what adorn the walls of my bordello.

BluesBerry · 03-04-2011 07:38PM

To give them a good shhhnifff THATS WHY

finisklin · 03-04-2011 07:39PM

Question - are these trophies of the deed cleaned or used as is? Is there a protocol?

On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

Spore · 03-04-2011 07:40PM

Phoenix Park wrote: »

One question. Why?. Was chatting to a mate recently. Met some girl at a party, got the shex, woke up next morning. Boxers gone. Same happened another lad in college. Got the shex. Boxers gone.

Why would a girl do something like that?. What do they do with them?. To do a runner...and take a "trophy". Disgusting perverts. Shame on any woman who does this.

You don't need to put a full stop after a question mark. There is a full stop already in the question mark. It's located underneath the squiggly bit.

LETHAL LADY · 03-04-2011 07:43PM

I think its obvious they make great dusters.

Women who steal men's boxer shorts after sex

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