One Night Stand

Raze_them_all · 01-04-2011 01:10AM

t0mm13b wrote: »

Hmmm... what if you did fancy her but she tells ya to foook off?

Spiderman her.

harney · 01-04-2011 01:10AM

Cianos wrote: »

.......I'll stop what I'm doing and put a teabag in ......

Nothing like a spot of tea-bagging the next morning :cool:

eternal · 01-04-2011 01:21AM

Would deffo have to have sex again when you wake up.I honestly cant say I have never had sex after waking up with a one night stand.Of course they are lucky if they get to stay ,lot of the time throw them out if I get bored.

eternal · 01-04-2011 01:22AM

harney wrote: »

Nothing like a spot of tea-bagging the next morning :cool:

Whats the story with your sig?

SparKing · 01-04-2011 01:32AM

hidinginthebush wrote: »

First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:

I did this repeatedly to a girl in a series of one night stands/booty calls, I think she was glad to see the back of me so she could have a lie-in, once I ran down the stairs and realised I needed a key to get out, had to go out the window.

harney · 01-04-2011 01:37AM

eternal wrote: »

Whats the story with your sig?

Not sure, it amused me and I've been too lazy over the years to change it

eternal · 01-04-2011 01:37AM

Does the man run if the girl is am...unattractive?

eternal · 01-04-2011 01:38AM

harney wrote: »

Not sure, it amused me and I've been too lazy over the years to change it

I like it ,although I feel spied on.

harney · 01-04-2011 01:49AM

eternal wrote: »

I like it ,although I feel spied on.

I had to read a lot of threads about you to work out most of the info :eek:

www.danasoft.com

Wolfe Tone · 01-04-2011 01:53AM

Depends on how busted she was tbh!

UglyBolloxFace · 01-04-2011 01:55AM

hidinginthebush wrote: »

First time I had a one night stand (with a girl I worked with) I waited til she hopped in the shower the next morning then legged it. When I saw her in work the next night she was not a happy bunny. So I guess op, I didn't handle it well at all :cool:

I don't understand why people do something like this.... Why did you do a legger? Why couldn't you have just waited...what would the big deal have been?

AAAANNND you work with her, so you (obviously) knew you'd see her again!

jackiebaron · 01-04-2011 02:32AM

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

I normally spend too much time in the cot after she's up and flustered. Then I park my arse on the couch and say....."relax, baby!. I'll be gone before your boyfriend gets here. ..... c'mon giz one more kiss" <ding dong> .....................see you baby!

eternal · 01-04-2011 02:36AM

harney wrote: »

I had to read a lot of threads about you to work out most of the info :eek:

www.danasoft.com

Whats that supposed to mean
I specifically only started one thread that was actually about me persay ,so dont know what youre on about

howardmarks · 01-04-2011 03:08AM

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

My biggest concern has always been was i safe and how do i get home.

pulpfictionost · 01-04-2011 03:12AM

t0mm13b wrote: »

If you had a one night stand with someone, what would you feel like the morning after and how would you handle it?

If your a guy, you rock! All you needed to do was blow ur load in her and leave.

If your a girl, sucks to be you. You were essentially used. As he probably didnt bother making you come.

But either way, youll forget about it in a few days. Peace

man.about.town · 01-04-2011 03:21AM

usually i feel pretty good after a one night stand, however, on monday night i was out and while outside coppers, i got taking to this moth, im not going to lie she was big but i was bananas so i didn't give a fuk, went back to her place and did the wild thing, the next morning i felt disgusted with myself (mostly because i did it again in morning). she was horrid and not even sound. anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

cringe thinking about it

OutlawPete · 01-04-2011 03:45AM

Depends how drunk I've been and just how wild the sex was.

Sometimes the things I do are so perverse, I don't even want to look at myself the next morning let alone the person I did them to.

whiteboy · 01-04-2011 03:50AM

man.about.town wrote: »

usually i feel pretty good after a one night stand, however, on monday night i was out and while outside coppers, i got taking to this moth, im not going to lie she was big but i was bananas so i didn't give a fuk, went back to her place and did the wild thing, the next morning i felt disgusted with myself (mostly because i did it again in morning). she was horrid and not even sound. anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

cringe thinking about it

this wouldn't have happened if you weren't drinking!

I know exactly the type you are talking about though, they're the worst people to be around in so many ways!

randylonghorn · 01-04-2011 03:51AM

man.about.town wrote: »

anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

Surprisingly, the entire southern continent weighs considerably more than 18 stone! :rolleyes:

Nvm, she's probably telling all her friends what size you were as well, and they're finding the story equally hilarious.

pulpfictionost wrote: »

If your a girl, sucks to be you. You were essentially used.

I've known girls to cheerfully "use" guys for one night stands as well.

(Thanks be to all the gods!

)

AlmightyCushion · 01-04-2011 03:57AM

eternal wrote: »

Whats that supposed to mean
I specifically only started one thread that was actually about me persay ,so dont know what youre on about

It was a joke. Read the link he posted, it explains how the sig works. He actually hasn't a notion about any of your info.

IsThisIt??? · 01-04-2011 04:07AM

stevejr wrote: »

What's your obsession with sandwiches....are you that kid outta Bad Santa?

How could I drop myself on my own head??

Idbatterim · 01-04-2011 09:11PM

anything above a 3 and the below is the result!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJoIaXZ0rw

Storminateacup · 01-04-2011 09:17PM

I've had one one night stand, of sorts.

I got dressed as soon as we were done, yelled at him to open the door, and he slammed it behind me.

Met him a couple of weeks later in the library in college and almost died I felt so disgusting and cheap.

stupidusername · 01-04-2011 09:25PM

pulpfictionost wrote: »

If your a girl, sucks to be you. You were essentially used. As he probably didnt bother making you come.

pffft, men etc.

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Since we're talking about drunk sex. Don't do it kids! Myself and the ex got locked for our 1 year anniversary and long story short, mini Ela didn't wear his coat and slipped over to the much smaller house next door as opposed to where he usually went, resulting in a horror-film esque breakage and blood everywhere.

Still sends shivers down my spine.

her time?

OutlawPete wrote: »

Sometimes the things I do are so perverse, I don't even want to look at myself the next morning let alone the person I did them to.

damn that sounds fun.

01-04-2011 11:41PM

I usually feel satisfied and pleased with myself. nothing like a good ridin to lift your spirits!!

eternal · 01-04-2011 11:50PM

man.about.town wrote: »

usually i feel pretty good after a one night stand, however, on monday night i was out and while outside coppers, i got taking to this moth, im not going to lie she was big but i was bananas so i didn't give a fuk, went back to her place and did the wild thing, the next morning i felt disgusted with myself (mostly because i did it again in morning). she was horrid and not even sound. anyway the lads were slagging the next day, one of them described her as the size of a small country but if i was to be honest id say the entire southern hemisphere would of be accurate. no joke id say 18stone.

cringe thinking about it

No matter how big someone is they are still a person with feelings.I suppose youre Gods gift to women .Jees some people .I was seeing a guy he was 19 stone ,so what I still liked him.

krudler · 02-04-2011 12:12AM

eternal wrote: »

No matter how big someone is they are still a person with feelings.I suppose youre Gods gift to women .Jees some people .I was seeing a guy he was 19 stone ,so what I still liked him.

rugby players can weigh 19 stone, see the difference?

RichieC · 02-04-2011 12:14AM

Woke up beside the cookie monster one morning.. it was fking awful...

literally, she must have thought I so fugly she grabbed my cookie monster teddy and used it to sneak away without my noticing while I was still asleep.

she left money too

eternal · 02-04-2011 12:14AM

krudler wrote: »

rugby players can weigh 19 stone, see the difference?

Ah but the thing is is he WASNT a ruby player just fat .See the difference.

krudler · 02-04-2011 12:15AM

RichieC wrote: »

Woke up beside the cookie monster one morning.. it was fking awful...

literally, she must have thought I so fugly she grabbed my cookie monster teddy and used it to sneak away without my noticing while I was still asleep.

she left money too

maybe it was the fact you had a cookie monster teddy in the bed that put her off?

One Night Stand

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