If you could swap jobs for the week, what would you do?.

keano_afc · 30-03-2011 03:53PM

Government artist. I'd love to have a week sitting at home with some made up ailment which enabled me to get a fat wad off the government.

OutlawPete · 30-03-2011 03:57PM

biko wrote: »

Something outdoors, maybe a gamekeeper in Botswana.

You're a moderator of AH, close enough

XcupcakeX · 30-03-2011 03:59PM

I'd be a blonde gold digging wh*re for the week..... With a chauffeur to drive me and get the fine

Plazaman · 30-03-2011 04:01PM

Gardener at the Playboy Mansion..... woohoooo - "Yes Mr Hefner of course I'll trim the bushes"

OR

Parish Priest for Easter and let a few curse words slip during a sermon - "And as the Soldiers carried Jesus away he turned to Peter and said "Peter, where'd that fúcker Judas go to?"

Korvanica · 30-03-2011 04:04PM

Mortician

Im Dead Serious

Ah no...

Id take Danny McAskills job...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o

Cheeky_gal · 30-03-2011 04:11PM

XcupcakeX wrote: »

I'd be a blonde gold digging wh*re for the week..... With a chauffeur to drive me and get the fine

Not when I'm in charge love, you'll be headed straight for the cells. I'm the Guard here.

sgb · 30-03-2011 04:11PM

Third choice goalkeeper on an international football team, no real chance of having to play no pressure just enjoy being payed to stay in a luxury hotel

hondasam · 30-03-2011 04:18PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a guard and I'd scrap all my points and I'd fine every woman driver on the road who I don't like the look of, mainly blonde gold diggers driving merks/beemers etc.

I'd give them all a hefty fine. See the look on their hubbie's face when they see that, wh*res.

Is that the little green eyed monster talking :pac:

starviewadams · 30-03-2011 04:18PM

Doctor or a Garda.

Wouldn't mind being a firefighter either,amount of women they get just for being a firefighter is unreal!

sbsquarepants · 30-03-2011 04:24PM

Gyneacologist obviously:D
Very mature answer

alexlyons · 30-03-2011 04:30PM

Rescue Helicopter Pilot.. Ideally in the Bering Sea, realistically Dublin Coast Guard (116)

getoutofit · 30-03-2011 04:31PM

sgb wrote: »

Third choice goalkeeper on an international football team, no real chance of having to play no pressure just enjoy being payed to stay in a luxury hotel

International footballers don't get paid j'ackass

jackiebaron · 30-03-2011 04:35PM

Riot cop at a Millwall match

GrizzlyMan · 30-03-2011 04:41PM

id be a Begger prob make more money anyway

FlutterinBantam · 30-03-2011 04:41PM

Waxer in Camden St.

Shearing the kloppers of the lasses who inhabit the area and leaving them nicely spruced,tidy, and puffed up for the big occasion.

Uriel. · 30-03-2011 04:42PM

FBI agent, State Trooper Narcotics Division or DEA agent.

Or

Chief of Staff to the President of the USA.

Or

Secretary General at the Dept. Of Taoiseach

ElleEm · 30-03-2011 04:42PM

I'd love to be a midwife. I love little babies and think it would be magical to help them into the world.

getoutofit · 30-03-2011 04:42PM

Horologist

Haelium · 30-03-2011 04:43PM

President of North Korea.

Also, why the **** would you want to be a gynecologist? I'm pretty sure women don't have sex with their Doctors, and wouldn't you have to treat diseased women?

As for porno star, wouldn't you have to do gay stuff?

30-03-2011 04:44PM

Professional Golfer, my ideal job.

Chaotic_Forces · 30-03-2011 04:48PM

Haelium wrote: »

President of North Korea.

Also, why the **** would you want to be a gynecologist? I'm pretty sure women don't have sex with their Doctors, and wouldn't you have to treat diseased women?

As for porno star, wouldn't you have to do gay stuff?

Not if you only do straight stuff. :pac:

Uriel. · 30-03-2011 04:49PM

getoutofit wrote: »

Horologist

John Joe, is that you?

sgb · 30-03-2011 04:52PM

getoutofit wrote: »

International footballers don't get paid j'ackass

I can see you are new to boards but personal insults is not what boards are about. England players are payed by the FA but it has been standard practice to donate their fee to charity, other countries have different arrangements which with a little research you could easily find out

CreepingDeath · 30-03-2011 07:26PM

Sniper

jumpin jaysus · 30-03-2011 07:29PM

what about that person who was reportedly getting paid to tweak jennifer lopez's nipples id take that if there was nothing else

peasant · 30-03-2011 08:07PM

For a week?

Beach/pool guard at a hedonism resort

TPD · 30-03-2011 08:09PM

Lighthouse keeper. It'd be a nice peaceful week.

Latchy · 30-03-2011 08:19PM

As mentioned in another thread yesterday and such is my love of all types of music , a musician playing in on a recording session with a big artist , band or orchestra aways appealed to me . Another choice would be a pilot flying a Huey Helicoptor, Harrier or Tornado jet ......that would be awesome .

KilOit · 30-03-2011 09:20PM

Garda, love to be in a job that I could really help people and make the streets that little bit safer

purity · 30-03-2011 09:26PM

I work in health care as it is so I'd avoid that, I think I would either be a garda as it was a career choice in mind for a while or maybe a vet as I love animals

If you could swap jobs for the week, what would you do?.

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