If you could swap jobs for the week, what would you do?.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 30-03-2011 03:15PM #1

Ok, I'll get the teenage stuff out of the way first - gynecology, sex therapist, Porn star, rapist, serial killer etc..

So far I've worked in a slaughter house, been a taxi driver (worse job ever), bouncer (one of the best jobs ever), soldier (meh, guess its a job I'm proud of), barman and waiting staff.

Oh, and I'm a moderator

Ok my choice - my needs are simple and few, I'd like to be a Dublin Bus driver!.

Whats your choices?.

(Wolfe Tone would like to be a famous freedom fighter, getting that in now).

30-03-2011 03:16PM

Music or something outdoorsy

OutlawPete · 30-03-2011 03:17PM

Pro footballer.

Would love to know what it feels like to score a goal (preferably a screaming Van Basten style volley) in front of 50,000 fans who are simply ecstatic that you did.

thebigbiffo · 30-03-2011 03:17PM

fighter pilot

i'm dead f'uckin serious

Poor Craythur · 30-03-2011 03:18PM

I'd like to be an animal handler. But I kind of did that in my last job. *cue jokes*

I'd like to be a costume designer, that'd be kewl. Anything arty, really.

Cheeky_gal · 30-03-2011 03:18PM

Kira Little Canvas wrote: »

bouncer (one of the best jobs ever)

Where were you a bouncer?

Screaminmidget · 30-03-2011 03:18PM

Politician...

jumpin jaysus · 30-03-2011 03:19PM

a hitman for the government

Riamfada · 30-03-2011 03:22PM

Porn star. But I wouldnt want to give back the porno mickey at the end of the week. Id keep that.

Tubsandtiles · 30-03-2011 03:22PM

I'd be the lead singer of U2 but without the ego and save the world mentality

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jester77 · 30-03-2011 03:22PM

Bit clichéd but an astronaut repairing something on the outside of the space station. Must be surreal just floating there with a view of the earth in the background.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 30-03-2011 03:23PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Where were you a bouncer?

Mothercare.

biko · 30-03-2011 03:25PM

Something outdoors, maybe a gamekeeper in Botswana.

Degsy · 30-03-2011 03:25PM

i'd like to be a Librarian....

A robot librarian with chainsaws for hands,caterpiller tracks and lazers for eyes..Smash those students good!

--Kaiser-- · 30-03-2011 03:26PM

Rally driver. I'd probably die though

pragmatic1 · 30-03-2011 03:27PM

Zoo keeper or game keeper in a nature reserve. Dream job.

Danbo! · 30-03-2011 03:27PM

Traffic corps garda. I'd pull ever ****er with fogs on, lane hoggers, bus laners etc..

CEO of Walmart. I wouldnt have a clue what to do but could fake it for a week and earn a ****load.

Fighter pilot, would love it (look at this!)

Einstein · 30-03-2011 03:28PM

Doctor

VW 1 · 30-03-2011 03:28PM

Formula One driver, immense stuff

Chaotic_Forces · 30-03-2011 03:28PM

Probably something to do with books like a head librarian, wandering around thousands of old dusty tomes.

Working in a pub as a barman would be nice.

toodleytoo · 30-03-2011 03:28PM

working with animals, in an animal shelter or something along those lines...

EverEvolving · 30-03-2011 03:33PM

Kira Little Canvas wrote: »

Mothercare.

I'd say you get a lot of mental heads in there :pac:

I'd like to be a travel show presenter, so envious of Kathryn Thomas, such a job to have.

OAOB · 30-03-2011 03:34PM

When i was a kid i always wanted to be The Milky Bar Kid, some things never change

Cheeky_gal · 30-03-2011 03:40PM

I'd be a guard and I'd scrap all my points and I'd fine every woman driver on the road who I don't like the look of, mainly blonde gold diggers driving merks/beemers etc.

I'd give them all a hefty fine. See the look on their hubbie's face when they see that, wh*res.

Colilfc · 30-03-2011 03:41PM

Astronaut

Chaotic_Forces · 30-03-2011 03:42PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a guard and I'd scrap all my points and I'd do every woman driver on the road who I don't like the look of, mainly blonde gold diggers driving merks/beemers etc.

You realize you're saying "do" in AH? And given that you're a woman and you would do all the women you stopped... could we get videos?

30-03-2011 03:42PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a guard and I'd scrap all my points and I'd do every woman driver on the road who I don't like the look of, mainly blonde gold diggers driving merks/beemers etc.

I'd give them all a hefty fine. See the look on their hubbie's face when they see that, wh*res.

wtf

TheZohanS · 30-03-2011 03:45PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd be a guard and I'd scrap all my points and I'd fine every woman driver on the road who I don't like the look of, mainly blonde gold diggers driving merks/beemers etc.

I'd give them all a hefty fine. See the look on their hubbie's face when they see that, wh*res.

That actually made me laugh!

I'd run a backpackers hostel on the East Coast of Australia.

Lando Griffin · 30-03-2011 03:46PM

A columnist for The Sunday Independant, and tell everyone about cold winds of change, begging like vagabons and exclusive parties before departing to the ski slopes and re entering the country with 4 pairs of Nikes (unknown to customs and excise) so I could pace up and down my shoebox apartment excreting inspiration.

hal9000 · 30-03-2011 03:50PM

wallet inspector

JB81 · 30-03-2011 03:53PM

Id be Obama

Just think of the power!!!

If you could swap jobs for the week, what would you do?.

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