Zombie Attack - What's your weapon?

Blazer · 27-03-2011 04:35PM

a packet of taytos ...unless they're the vegetarian zombie kind I'm fúcked

iseethelight · 27-03-2011 04:40PM

a ps3 controller, I shall cunningly put on Resident Evil5 to confuse em while I run away;)

James Forde · 27-03-2011 04:41PM

Ray gun

opinion guy · 27-03-2011 04:44PM

Lemsiper wrote: »

Viking Splash tour bus.

That would actually be an awesome weapon - you could all be sitting up top with bats, clubs, scythes and whatever and just rampage about the place knocking zombs out of the way and then retreat to the water when the zombie density gets too thick cause zombies can't swim!

Raging_Ninja · 27-03-2011 04:46PM

I suppose I could roll up the refill pad next to me and go all Jason Bourne on a zombie.

rossie1977 · 27-03-2011 04:55PM

a dvd and a lamp, crap, there is a phone, key to my right :eek:

Daegerty · 27-03-2011 09:30PM

9 volt battery, a chair

Captain_Generic · 27-03-2011 09:31PM

A lamp and a calculator, but I love lamp so its okay

Willbbz · 27-03-2011 09:38PM

My wallet.

And by the looks of things I won't be crushing them with the amount in it

biko · 27-03-2011 09:38PM

Ban stick.

CD. · 27-03-2011 09:42PM

i get a double, the chinese menu is sitting on the remote.
neither is any use. unless the dead can be killed with thousands of paper cuts >.<

bloopy · 27-03-2011 09:43PM

Board with a nail in it.

Gordon Gecko · 27-03-2011 09:44PM

Has to be my cricket bat: GM Maxi 707, 2lbs 12oz of Kashmir willow oiled up for the new zombie season.

MagicSean · 27-03-2011 09:44PM

My printer. I shall print a number of decoy targets and when they get confused start smashing heads with it.

Agricola · 27-03-2011 09:46PM

This - Its not sharp but Id take out alot of em before the end!

Micky Dolenz · 27-03-2011 09:47PM

Moved from AH

joshrogan · 27-03-2011 09:47PM

I have a calculator, fortunately I can use it to calculate the trajectory needed to hurl other objects at their heads!

ChaseThisLight · 27-03-2011 09:57PM

A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

Micky Dolenz · 27-03-2011 09:58PM

ChaseThisLight wrote: »

A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

What ever you say Zed food :P

ChaseThisLight · 27-03-2011 10:15PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What ever you say Zed food :P

Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

You know you want me on your team come Z-day.

Micky Dolenz · 27-03-2011 10:20PM

ChaseThisLight wrote: »

Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

You know you want me on your team come Z-day.

Well, you are a Boardsie Zombie hunter

SmileyPaul · 28-03-2011 02:32AM

ChaseThisLight wrote: »

Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

You know you want me on your team come Z-day.

last I heard... words don't work too well against mindless zombies :P

Edit: wait.... is the book hardback? :P

28-03-2011 02:34AM

CHUCK NORRIS!

ChaseThisLight · 28-03-2011 05:55AM

SmileyPaul wrote: »

last I heard... words don't work too well against mindless zombies :P

Well, I wasn't planning on reading it to them.

Edit: wait.... is the book hardback? :P

As a matter of fact it is. And it has sharp edges.

wavehopper1 · 28-03-2011 08:13PM

My remote is on the coffee table on my left.

Since moving from Sky to UPC I'm increasingly irritated by screen freezes, picture loss, and how the "tv guide" takes ages to respond to button clicks. I'll hand the remote to my zombie attacker and ask him to put on Coronation Street before chowing down on my good self.

As he moans and groans at the crappy UPC interface, I'll make my escape!

DoBhrionn · 29-03-2011 12:21AM

I'm in luck here, my airsoft guns! Now it's a matter of which one.....

IIIAcHmEdIII · 29-03-2011 07:39PM

well im not screwd at all i got a gun safe full of 5 real guns and plenty of ammo

ye are all truley screwd

Deise Musashi · 31-03-2011 10:21PM

Handle from a shovel I was thinking of trying to carve into a maori taiaha, but it's not big enough.

Guess I'll have oi use the axe I was going to carve with to fight to my gun cabinet?

JacComedy · 01-04-2011 04:43PM

A pillow...I'm dead...

ImpossibleDuck · 05-04-2011 06:24PM

JacComedy wrote: »

A pillow...I'm dead...

literally what I was about to post...damn you!

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