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Zombie Attack - What's your weapon?

Aoifey! · 2011-03-27 14:47:15

The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you? I have a school bag. I guess I could attack them with knowledge? Nah, I'm screwed

27-03-2011 2:47pm

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The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you?

I have a school bag. I guess I could attack them with knowledge?

Nah, I'm screwed

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#2 27-03-2011 2:48pm

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I was hoping for a tank, or even a heavily armed fire truck... But I got a phone

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#3 27-03-2011 2:48pm

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The wife. Trust me, she is lethal!

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#4 27-03-2011 2:49pm

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My cat :pac:

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#5 27-03-2011 2:51pm

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A gun.

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#6 27-03-2011 2:53pm

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This:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2007/07/16/combine_470_470x352.jpg

I'll kill em all with a jpeg.

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#7 27-03-2011 2:53pm

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a chain saw

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#8 27-03-2011 2:56pm

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To be subbed to the Zombie Survival Forum.

Knowledge is the only weapon I need, well, that and one of these.

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#9 27-03-2011 2:57pm

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Me and my willy can get through all of lifes problems.

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#10 27-03-2011 2:58pm

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Biggins wrote: »

The wife. Trust me, she is lethal!

Even more lethal than my cat?

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#11 27-03-2011 2:59pm

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I guess I'm going to have to make do with the cup of coffee next to me... Are zombies weakened when you throw coffee in their face?

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#12 27-03-2011 2:59pm

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Cyanide chicken wings - theyll go for the chicken wings before me

Anyone wanna start a boards.ie Zombie Survival team?

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#13 27-03-2011 3:00pm

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blast em with piss

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#14 27-03-2011 3:01pm

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- Gun with lots of ammo
- Wine and bottle openener (no point being sober)
- long handle axe
- some ham sandwiches

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#15 27-03-2011 3:03pm

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Lars1916 wrote: »

Even more lethal than my cat?

Right now at this time of the month - OOOOO YESSSS!!!

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#16 27-03-2011 3:03pm

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omg a kitty wrote: »

Cyanide chicken wings - theyll go for the chicken wings before me

Anyone wanna start a boards.ie Zombie Survival team?

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

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#17 27-03-2011 3:08pm

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Biggins wrote: »

Right now at this time of the month - OOOOO YESSSS!!!

erm...no further comment

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#18 27-03-2011 3:09pm

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

Come on I wanna join , I got chicken wings...They might smell like cyanide but its grand

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#19 27-03-2011 3:10pm

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Hmmm. An Aloe Vera plant. Who knows, could turn out to have curing properties, does wonders for sunburn, it's not a great leap to assume it also has regenerative effects on the undead.

And it's spiky - I could force my way through hordes of zombies by poking them with leaves...

Yeah I know, I'm screwed. I'll have to rely solely on my ninja skills and womanly wrath.

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#20 27-03-2011 3:11pm

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Lars1916 wrote: »

erm...no further comment

Believe me, I'm keeping me mouth shut too!

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#21 27-03-2011 3:15pm

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Not to be crude, but wouldn't she be attracting the zombies? Might be best to tie her down as a decoy while you make your escape.

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#22 27-03-2011 3:15pm

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A camera.

I've covered wars you know.

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#23 27-03-2011 3:18pm

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A can of bulmers, nice!

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#24 27-03-2011 3:18pm

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zombie repellent - knew that would come in handy one day, wasting my money was I..pfft who laughing now :rolleyes:

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#25 27-03-2011 3:18pm

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A bottle of water. I'm so unprepared.

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#26 27-03-2011 3:23pm

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Yellow Snow as I would have to think the Zombies will come after Nuclear winter.

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#27 27-03-2011 3:24pm

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A remote, not a good choice

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#28 27-03-2011 3:26pm

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

whatever this is I can't access it.

My weapon....hmmm well the couch I'm sitting on is kind of also to the left of me,not sure if that counts. Next left thing is a flimsy plastic clothes line.

...I'm screwed!!!

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#29 27-03-2011 3:27pm

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Trucks full of innocent people so I can escape without a scratch on myself..... Cruel I know.

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#30 27-03-2011 3:32pm

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Aoifey! wrote: »

The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you?

Me bed... looks like imma ride'em to death...

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#31 27-03-2011 3:34pm

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Viking Splash tour bus.

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#32 27-03-2011 3:35pm

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a packet of taytos ...unless they're the vegetarian zombie kind I'm fúcked

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#33 27-03-2011 3:40pm

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a ps3 controller, I shall cunningly put on Resident Evil5 to confuse em while I run away;)

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#34 27-03-2011 3:41pm

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Ray gun

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#35 27-03-2011 3:44pm

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Lemsiper wrote: »

Viking Splash tour bus.

That would actually be an awesome weapon - you could all be sitting up top with bats, clubs, scythes and whatever and just rampage about the place knocking zombs out of the way and then retreat to the water when the zombie density gets too thick cause zombies can't swim!

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#36 27-03-2011 3:46pm

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I suppose I could roll up the refill pad next to me and go all Jason Bourne on a zombie.

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#37 27-03-2011 3:55pm

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a dvd and a lamp, crap, there is a phone, key to my right :eek:

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#38 27-03-2011 8:30pm

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9 volt battery, a chair

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#39 27-03-2011 8:31pm

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A lamp and a calculator, but I love lamp so its okay

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#40 27-03-2011 8:38pm

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My wallet.

And by the looks of things I won't be crushing them with the amount in it

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#41 27-03-2011 8:38pm

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Ban stick.

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#42 27-03-2011 8:42pm

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i get a double, the chinese menu is sitting on the remote.
neither is any use. unless the dead can be killed with thousands of paper cuts >.<

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#43 27-03-2011 8:43pm

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Board with a nail in it.

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#44 27-03-2011 8:44pm

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Has to be my cricket bat: GM Maxi 707, 2lbs 12oz of Kashmir willow oiled up for the new zombie season.

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My printer. I shall print a number of decoy targets and when they get confused start smashing heads with it.

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#46 27-03-2011 8:46pm

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This - Its not sharp but Id take out alot of em before the end!

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#47 27-03-2011 8:47pm

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Moved from AH

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#48 27-03-2011 8:47pm

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I have a calculator, fortunately I can use it to calculate the trajectory needed to hurl other objects at their heads!

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#49 27-03-2011 8:57pm

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A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

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#50 27-03-2011 8:58pm

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ChaseThisLight wrote: »

A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

What ever you say Zed food :P

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#51 27-03-2011 9:15pm

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

What ever you say Zed food :P

Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

You know you want me on your team come Z-day.

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