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Zombie Attack - What's your weapon?

Aoifey! · 2011-03-27 14:47:15

The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you? I have a school bag. I guess I could attack them with knowledge? Nah, I'm screwed

27-03-2011 03:47PM

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The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you?

I have a school bag. I guess I could attack them with knowledge?

Nah, I'm screwed

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#2 27-03-2011 03:48PM

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I was hoping for a tank, or even a heavily armed fire truck... But I got a phone

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#3 27-03-2011 03:48PM

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The wife. Trust me, she is lethal!

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#4 27-03-2011 03:49PM

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My cat :pac:

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#5 27-03-2011 03:51PM

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A gun.

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#6 27-03-2011 03:53PM

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This:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2007/07/16/combine_470_470x352.jpg

I'll kill em all with a jpeg.

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#7 27-03-2011 03:53PM

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a chain saw

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#8 27-03-2011 03:56PM

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To be subbed to the Zombie Survival Forum.

Knowledge is the only weapon I need, well, that and one of these.

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#9 27-03-2011 03:57PM

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Me and my willy can get through all of lifes problems.

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#10 27-03-2011 03:58PM

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Biggins wrote: »

The wife. Trust me, she is lethal!

Even more lethal than my cat?

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#11 27-03-2011 03:59PM

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I guess I'm going to have to make do with the cup of coffee next to me... Are zombies weakened when you throw coffee in their face?

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#12 27-03-2011 03:59PM

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Cyanide chicken wings - theyll go for the chicken wings before me

Anyone wanna start a boards.ie Zombie Survival team?

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#13 27-03-2011 04:00PM

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blast em with piss

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#14 27-03-2011 04:01PM

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- Gun with lots of ammo
- Wine and bottle openener (no point being sober)
- long handle axe
- some ham sandwiches

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#15 27-03-2011 04:03PM

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Lars1916 wrote: »

Even more lethal than my cat?

Right now at this time of the month - OOOOO YESSSS!!!

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#16 27-03-2011 04:03PM

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omg a kitty wrote: »

Cyanide chicken wings - theyll go for the chicken wings before me

Anyone wanna start a boards.ie Zombie Survival team?

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

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#17 27-03-2011 04:08PM

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Biggins wrote: »

Right now at this time of the month - OOOOO YESSSS!!!

erm...no further comment

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#18 27-03-2011 04:09PM

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

Come on I wanna join , I got chicken wings...They might smell like cyanide but its grand

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#19 27-03-2011 04:10PM

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Hmmm. An Aloe Vera plant. Who knows, could turn out to have curing properties, does wonders for sunburn, it's not a great leap to assume it also has regenerative effects on the undead.

And it's spiky - I could force my way through hordes of zombies by poking them with leaves...

Yeah I know, I'm screwed. I'll have to rely solely on my ninja skills and womanly wrath.

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#20 27-03-2011 04:11PM

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Lars1916 wrote: »

erm...no further comment

Believe me, I'm keeping me mouth shut too!

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#21 27-03-2011 04:15PM

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Not to be crude, but wouldn't she be attracting the zombies? Might be best to tie her down as a decoy while you make your escape.

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#22 27-03-2011 04:15PM

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A camera.

I've covered wars you know.

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#23 27-03-2011 04:18PM

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A can of bulmers, nice!

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#24 27-03-2011 04:18PM

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zombie repellent - knew that would come in handy one day, wasting my money was I..pfft who laughing now :rolleyes:

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#25 27-03-2011 04:18PM

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A bottle of water. I'm so unprepared.

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Yellow Snow as I would have to think the Zombies will come after Nuclear winter.

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#27 27-03-2011 04:24PM

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A remote, not a good choice

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#28 27-03-2011 04:26PM

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

We are way ahead of you.

Boardsie Zombie Hunters

If you names not on the list you ain't getting in AKA Zombie food or bait.

whatever this is I can't access it.

My weapon....hmmm well the couch I'm sitting on is kind of also to the left of me,not sure if that counts. Next left thing is a flimsy plastic clothes line.

...I'm screwed!!!

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#29 27-03-2011 04:27PM

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Trucks full of innocent people so I can escape without a scratch on myself..... Cruel I know.

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#30 27-03-2011 04:32PM

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Aoifey! wrote: »

The object to your left is now your weapon is the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon? How screwed are you?

Me bed... looks like imma ride'em to death...

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#31 27-03-2011 04:34PM

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