Where's the worse place you puked?

Poor Craythur · 26-03-2011 12:03PM

All over my hair in my sleep. It was Hallowe'en and I'd eaten too many peanuts which I've discovered don't like me very much. Didn't know anything until the next morning when I woke to find dried in puke in my hair and all over my face.

we'llallhavetea_old · 26-03-2011 12:03PM

first time i went knacker drinking, got destroyed on cider, in front of all the "cool" lads i fell down on my hands and knees and projectile vomited everywhere, i also let out the loudest rip roaring fart my arse has ever produced at the same time. i could just see a swarm of bodies running away.

Jumpy · 26-03-2011 12:16PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

first time i went knacker drinking, got destroyed on cider, in front of all the "cool" lads i fell down on my hands and knees and projectile vomited everywhere, i also let out the loudest rip roaring fart my arse has ever produced at the same time. i could just see a swarm of bodies running away.

*swoon*

I think Im in love.

we'llallhavetea_old · 26-03-2011 12:21PM

Jumpy wrote: »

*swoon*

I think Im in love.

*fixes hair*

oh, i see

want me to do it again?

:pac:

Poor Craythur · 26-03-2011 12:21PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

first time i went knacker drinking, got destroyed on cider, in front of all the "cool" lads i fell down on my hands and knees and projectile vomited everywhere, i also let out the loudest rip roaring fart my arse has ever produced at the same time. i could just see a swarm of bodies running away.

Sssssoooooo funny!

:pac:

AckwelFoley · 26-03-2011 12:26PM

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Sssssoooooo funny! :pac:

funny?

I was fapping

blaze1 · 26-03-2011 12:28PM

in bed.....
Over a girl I was going out with..

Didnt go down to well.....

She never went down again now i think of it:P

Poor Craythur · 26-03-2011 12:29PM

Oh, I puked during a sex act once. Nuff said.

Storminateacup · 26-03-2011 12:30PM

Classy girl back in the day.

1 - 18 years old, drank myself stupid one saturday night, got to the nightclub, puked. Felt fresh as a daisy, so started drinking again after I'd puked - got mangled drunk. Walking down the stairs at the end of the night as everybody was leaving. There was a crowd at the door, trying to get out. I come running down the stairs, knew I was going to be sick. "Get out of my way" was ignored by many, and just as I was almost at the bottom step and out the door, I let 'er rip. Down some guys back and over his shoulder. It was spectacular.

2 - Drinking alcopops all night, mixing red/blue wkd, orange bacardi breezer and a smirnoff ice, so it was a purple colour. Started to do shots. It was my 17th birthday. 1 shot of red after shocks, ugh. Ran to the bathroom, there was q. One of the toilets were empty as it was blocked. In desperation, I slid down the wall with my head in my hands. The girls in front of me were nice enough to let me skip the q but despite not having to wait very long, by the time a cubicle became free, I was fine. Back to the bar, back to my concoction. Drank another aftershock. This time I barely made it to the bathroom. I dropped my drink and RAN. Ran past the people in the q, into the blocked toilet. I got to the door when I spewed purple vomit all over the wall/floor/toilet. It wasnt just a little bit, it was full on projectile style.

3 - After doing a full glass of tequilla as a shot. Vomitted so much, omg. I vomitted at the bar. I vomitted all over my dads car on the way home. I vomitted in the garden whilst lying under the trees at the front of my house. Face down in my own puke. I vomitted in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in my brothers room (where i was sleeping as it was close to the toilet), into the wastepaper bin in his room, which i promptly put over my head (with the vomit). I had vomitted so much I couldn't even breathe, I was hyperventilating. The last thing I remember is my mum rubbing my back and putting me in the recovery position.

My dad got up during the night to check on me and i was face down on the floor. Woke up the next morning REEKING of puke.

squeakyduck · 26-03-2011 12:30PM

I puked all over the "secret garden" in UCD at the end of term 2008.....I had way too much to drink and there was a rolly going around, drag, *feel woozy*....*blackout*

I projectile vomited all over the little seating area, all over the pretty little pebbles and then had to be carried home one guy holding my legs, and another guy holding my arms! :rolleyes:

My boyfriend has a pretty good one too. We threw a massive house party on Good Friday 2009, he had too much gin and tonic and there were "special cakes" on offer around the house, he probably ate too many, but he was about to get into my bed to sleep it off when he threw up on my bed, and dressed in just his boxers yelled "HEADS" and vomited out of my window, it was funny watching everyone scurrying away!

Dave! · 26-03-2011 12:31PM

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Oh, I puked during a sex act once. Nuff said.

Untrue.

What was the sex act?

And the reaction?

And where are the pics?

Poor Craythur · 26-03-2011 12:35PM

Dave! wrote: »

What was the sex act? A totally generic one, that may have caused the puking

And the reaction? I swallowed it back down so he didn't know

And where are the pics? Ewww, you have a vomit fetish, eeeeewwwwww

Micky Dolenz · 26-03-2011 12:36PM

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Who doesn't have a vomit fetish? Flipping non vomit loving weirdos :P

Gingersnaps · 26-03-2011 12:40PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

first time i went knacker drinking, got destroyed on cider, in front of all the "cool" lads i fell down on my hands and knees and projectile vomited everywhere, i also let out the loudest rip roaring fart my arse has ever produced at the same time. i could just see a swarm of bodies running away.

Had a similiar experience when I was about eighteen but it was in my girlfriends bathroom. After copious pints of guinness I wasn't feeling too good. I went to the bathroom to have a crap. Whilst sitting on the jacks I started to puke. I aimed it towards the sink but I missed and slipped off the toilet. My bowels suddenly let go and I shat on the floor and projectile vomited at the same time. I kid you not. As you can imagine the place was destroyed. I was so drunk I couldn't even clean the place up. I was in there so long my girlfriend was wondering what was going on, so I had to let her in and tell her what happened. Fair play to her, she was very understanding and cleaned everything up. That was over thirty years ago and I'm getting embarrassed now just thinking about it.

LETHAL LADY · 26-03-2011 12:44PM

Gingersnaps wrote: »

Had a similiar experience when I was about eighteen but it was in my girlfriends bathroom. After copious pints of guinness I wasn't feeling too good. I went to the bathroom to have a crap. Whilst sitting on the jacks I started to puke. I aimed it towards the sink but I missed and slipped off the toilet. My bowels suddenly let go and I shat on the floor and projectile vomited at the same time. I kid you not. As you can imagine the place was destroyed. I was so drunk I couldn't even clean the place up. I was in there so long my girlfriend was wondering what was going on, so I had to let her in and tell her what happened. Fair play to her, she was very understanding and cleaned everything up. That was over thirty years ago and I'm getting embarrassed now just thinking about it.

By any chance were you auditioning for a role in trainspotting.:)

CrazyFish · 26-03-2011 12:45PM

Was in my room when I suddenly got an urge to puke and ran for the jacks. But someone was in it and it was locked and was on the verge of puking so could not ask him to open the door. Decided the only option was to run downstairs to the sink. Only made it to the stairs and ended up puking down them. Carpet was less than a week old on them. Ma was not impressed.

Loopie · 26-03-2011 12:50PM

Nightlink. Handbag. Not one of my finer moments. Then once I had got off the bus, I then tried to puke into the bin - you know the Bruscar ones with the holes at the sides? I was walking past the next day and my artwork was there proudly down the sides of the bin. Classy, classy girl!!

Dave! · 26-03-2011 12:50PM

Oh a good few years ago my then-girlfriend came out to my brother's engagement party somewhere in town. My bro's were buying her drinks for most of the night, and she wouldn't be a huge drinker. She ended up 'discreetly' getting sick into a pint glass at the table in front of everyone!

Oh the shame! loltastic for everyone else though. Including me.

We're not longer together...

Firetrap · 26-03-2011 12:51PM

In my aunt's house. Had way too much to drink and ended up having to get up a few times during the night to throw up in the jacks. Didn't make it on one occasion and it went all over the floor. So there was I, drunk, feeling like shyte, having to mop up puke with one of her nice fluffy towels. I ended up bringing the towel away with me so she wouldn't see the evidence

daddydick · 26-03-2011 12:51PM

I was at one of my friends 21st many moons ago and as I was standing with his parents at the bar I felt the urge to puke all the shots I just drank up......so I grabbed an empty pint glass and filled it to the top, placed it on the bar counter and calmly asked for 3 more sambuchas!

Never forget the look on their faces!!!!

Lucanlad · 26-03-2011 01:00PM

I was 18 at a house party in an unfamiliar house, bottle of blue aftershock to myself i knew it wasnt gonna end well. Felt a bit sick so thought i better go to the toilet, i mistook the hotpress for the toilet ,i realised this midway through blowing chunks :-( In fairness it wasnt discovered until a few days later due to the smell that took over the house

loopyloulilly · 26-03-2011 01:06PM

Happen to a one of my friends who i was sitting beside. We had just left the college for home 2 1/2 hours bus journey. When she started to empty her school bag relevantly fast. Puked into her bag.

Scuid Mhór · 26-03-2011 01:11PM

on somebody's head. i made a rush for the toilet but it was already occupied.

Storminateacup · 26-03-2011 01:11PM

Just remembered a non drinking vomitting incident!

I was an alter gir when I was younger. Serving mass this one sunday morning, 10 o clock. Just before communion. Sitting on the seat at the edge of the alter in this massive church. I felt dizzy and sick. It'll pass, I told myself.

Ended up running off the alter and out the door, for fresh air. With my white robe on me. Slumped across the bin in the church carpark. Not even able to stand up. Just as the people were coming out at communion, I'm hoofing up into the bin. I walk back towards the church and get this sudden urge to hoof again --- i thought i was finished, obviously not, and it was all down the front of the servers robe.

Got back inside, to go change out of my robe, and the servers room was locked. I had to stand at the back of the church in my white robe, all vomit. Some little kid asked his dad if i was holy god though!

Krusader · 26-03-2011 01:14PM

Projectile vomited over a barman at a bar after handing him the money to pay for my pint and then stood there waiting for the change, i wasn't thrown out either

Captain Darling · 26-03-2011 01:25PM

When i was eight or nine i had this puppy called Max. I used to have him in the house the whole time and this used to wreck my mothers head. Anyways, one evening the poor pup took a massive sh1t on the floor of the kitchen and my mother went daft and ordered me to clean it up.

The pong off the crap was something horrific and i started retching and puked into the sink. When i had nothing more to puke i stayed dry retching and also started to fart to relieve a bit of the err.... pressure.

This amused one of my sisters no end and she started roaring laughing. Which in turn drove my mother wild, what with the massive sh1te on the floor and the young lad puking/farting. So my mother clobbered the head off my sister with a hair brush.... One of the rare family golden moments....

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 26-03-2011 01:37PM

Sitting in the front passenger seat of my da's car, off my face drunk and I then proceeded to decorated the door. The door was wide open, but somehow I still managed to get most of the puke on it. Puked about 5 times in 3 minutes.

Humans eh! · 26-03-2011 01:49PM

In my Bike Helmet.
Visor Down.
@ 60mph.
Coming home next morning after a (bike) Rally.
Awful.
Just F**kin awful. :eek:

Micky Dolenz · 26-03-2011 02:00PM

While snorkelling on the Great barrier reef, was in bits and thought it would help clear my head, it only served to clear my stomach.

I had to thread water and pull the snorkel out, then I spewed every where, what followed was a feeding frenzy, the water around me came alive and all you could see was bubbles and splashes, and a moment later all the puke was gone, like it never happened. Crazy puke eating sea monsters.

Pompey Magnus · 26-03-2011 02:02PM

Crosáidí wrote: »

Projectile vomited over a barman at a bar after handing him the money to pay for my pint and then stood there waiting for the change, i wasn't thrown out either

Presumably you didn't have to be thrown out as you went home straight away after projectile vomiting over someone...you didn't stay on drinking did you???

Where's the worse place you puked?

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