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what can i drink for the day and not get pissed

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  • #32
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Orange juice with a dash of malibu :p


  • #33
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
    Fcuk off outside

    wow ok mom im gonna be sitting in my garden drinkin so i am goin out u tit :eek:


  • #34
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
    Fcuk off outside


    and ur hardly studying hard if ur on boards


  • #35
    Jayla Mango Muddy
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jayla Mango Muddy


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Whereabouts are you?

    Its horribly dull and grey here in Dubland.

    meath
    admittedly im only just awake and stepped outside for a mo, but it looks nice from my sleepy daze :D:D


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    bluewolf wrote: »
    meath
    admittedly im only just awake and stepped outside for a mo, but it looks nice from my sleepy daze :D:D

    :mad: hate you

    :p


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  • #37
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    im from clare its sunny out down here


  • #38
    westies4ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭westies4ever


    any lite beer - although u'll be peeing for ireland all day. am quite jealous - enjoy!!!!


  • #39
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    westies4ever wrote: »
    any lite beer - although u'll be peeing for ireland all day. am quite jealous - enjoy!!!!

    thanks westie


  • #40
    westies4ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭westies4ever


    all the other buzz killers are just jealous too :D


  • #41
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    westies4ever wrote: »
    all the other buzz killers are just jealous too :D


    u said bro :p


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  • #42
    CrinkElite
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 890 ✭✭✭CrinkElite


    Have a look for those carlsberg export (or import or something like that)
    It's only %3.8 and it doesn't taste that bad.
    also guinness have just released a lo strngth pint but I'm nmo sure if it's available in cans.

    personally, I'd go for the big dirty plastic bottles of devils bit cider
    but you wouldn't be long getting wasted on them.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4


    Keep on rockin!


  • #43
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    is the 3.8 really weak dude?


  • #44
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Start with a decent breakfast, then red wine is your friend. Just don't race through the bottle, make it last a couple of hours. Then go for a stroll, have some lunch and get cracking on a second bottle. Take your time with that badboy too.
    A snooze, a stroll, a shower, get ready for your night out.
    And remember the following....
    Wine before beer, you're in the clear,
    Beer before wine and you'll be dying.

    Have fun


  • #45
    yeahimhere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭yeahimhere


    longshanks wrote: »
    Start with a decent breakfast, then red wine is your friend. Just don't race through the bottle, make it last a couple of hours. Then go for a stroll, have some lunch and get cracking on a second bottle. Take your time with that badboy too.
    A snooze, a stroll, a shower, get ready for your night out.
    And remember the following....
    Wine before beer, you're in the clear,
    Beer before wine and you'll be dying.

    Have fun
    Thought that quote was
    Beer before wine,you'll feel fine,
    Wine before beer,you'll feel queer.

    It's the opposite of yours...i can't remember when i may have mixed them to how i felt and know which's right.


  • #46
    CrinkElite
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 890 ✭✭✭CrinkElite


    tnynll wrote: »
    is the 3.8 really weak dude?

    ah yeah, I wouldn't go driving after them or anything but you'd
    have to really try hard to get drunk on them.


  • #47
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Ever play that came where everyone has to do a shot of beer a minute for one minute? Doesn't sound like a lot but it gets you baloobas.

    OP why do you want to get merry in the morning?

    a shot of beer a minute for one minute? So thats one shot of beer then. Cheap date!


  • #48
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Buy those little bottles of shandy from aldi. It tastes like weak beer but won't even get you tipsy


  • #49
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    yeahimhere wrote: »
    Thought that quote was
    Beer before wine,you'll feel fine,
    Wine before beer,you'll feel queer.

    It's the opposite of yours...i can't remember when i may have mixed them to how i felt and know which's right.

    We can only solve this with a fight to the death.
    I challenge you to a duel....


  • #50
    faw1tytowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 486 ✭✭faw1tytowers


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Buy those little bottles of shandy from aldi. It tastes like weak beer but won't even get you tipsy

    this is is wat i drink when in one of them moods.


  • #51
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    You can't beat a few cans of ice cold Bulmers on a nice day like today, I'd bloody love a few now 'cept I have to drive later on.


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  • #52
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    ok everyone i got my booze i got 3 types of alcohol anyone care to guess? :cool:


  • #53
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Budweiser, Bud Light and Bulmers pear OR apple


  • #54
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    good guess josh but no no AND no ill give u a hint there kinda women drinks haha


  • #55
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    tnynll wrote: »
    good guess josh but no no AND no ill give u a hint there kinda women drinks haha

    Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice and WKD Blue and you're gonna make fat frogs?


  • #56
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    ever ur on the ball my friend your on the ball :D


  • #57
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Buckfast or poitin.


  • #58
    Keanu Odd Stairwell
    Posts: 282 ✭✭ Keanu Odd Stairwell


    Nemanja91 wrote: »
    Buckfast or poitin.

    clearly your a seasoned drinker my friend ha :eek:


  • #59
    S.R.F.C.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭S.R.F.C.


    Where the feck are all of yous that it's such a nice day? Absolutely muck and grey where I am!


  • #60
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    It's **** here in Dublin.. typical really, lovely all week and then the weekend comes and bam! Grey Sky


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  • #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just spend the day learning how to give yourself a blowjob. Way more productive.


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