what can i drink for the day and not get pissed

hey everyone im all alone today and want to have a few drinks what can i drink just to get me bussed for the day and not be pissed?
i know its only 9am so dont bother pointing that out thanks

TanG411

Water.

The Davestator

Non alcoholic beer. (although, I'd rather kill myself)

zero19

Red bull

ziedth

But It's only 9.02am..........

Handsome Bob

Piss.......so in other words, bud.

i meant alcohol hahah

LZ5by5

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Piss.......so in other words, bud.

u get me haha

WIZE

cough syrup or Old spice

ziedth

ziedth wrote: »

It's 9.02am..........

it was 9 when i posted haha

yosser hughes

Why? Could you not do something else? Read a book for example? Or do you just want to be merry but not quite pissed all day? Can't understand it. Maybe you could clarify?

Iwannahurl

09:10 on my laptop clock.

Why does it have to be alcohol?

stovelid

Any liquid that doesn't contain alcohol. There's quite a wide range apparently.

ok i rarely drink and i even more rarely have the day to myself so i wanna chill have a few drinks watch a few movies and relax dont wanna be off me head pissed just a nice chill buzz goin

themandan6611

vodka with prune juice, then your winning

bryaner

Impossible..

pebbles21

Bulmers pear cider!

mwahhahahahaha

pebbles21

pebbles21 wrote: »

Bulmers pear cider!

mwahhahahahaha

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

abouttobebanned

Shots of beer.

abouttobebanned

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Shots of beer.

my god ill be wasted haha

W.Shakes-Beer

Tea!!! The only way man.

TestTransmission

Seems like a lovely day OP,gtfo out of the house and do something.

Eve_Dublin

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Shots of beer.

Ever play that came where everyone has to do a shot of beer a minute for one minute? Doesn't sound like a lot but it gets you baloobas.

OP why do you want to get merry in the morning?

yeahimhere

tnynll wrote: »

ok i rarely drink and i even more rarely have the day to myself so i wanna chill have a few drinks watch a few movies and relax dont wanna be off me head pissed just a nice chill buzz goin

I'm actually was thinking the same!i've the week to myself which i never get so decided to spoil myself today.goin to have a glass of procecco with my breakfast before i go to the hairdresser and a spot of shopping.looking forward to it!

I'd just suggest something very low in alcohol content.

Low alc Beer,Fruit cocktails with a little bit of vodka/gin,a wine spritser...the last two are kinda girly though....but if no one's there it never happened

almostnever

Coke.

stupidusername

Is this a subtle troll thread? I mean I'm already outraged by the 'haha' at the end of everything the OP says

and there's the why would you want to drink all day and not get pissed?

ElleEm

tnynll wrote: »

ok i rarely drink and i even more rarely have the day to myself so i wanna chill have a few drinks watch a few movies and relax dont wanna be off me head pissed just a nice chill buzz goin

Very cold white wine. Yum!

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

Is this a subtle troll thread? I mean I'm already outraged by the 'haha' at the end of everything the OP says

and there's the why would you want to drink all day and not get pissed?

im not a troll just happy hahahaha andi think maybe spritzers might be the option me thinks

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

Is this a subtle troll thread? I mean I'm already outraged by the 'haha' at the end of everything the OP says

and there's the why would you want to drink all day and not get pissed?

alsoi dont want to get pissed till later on such as 9 or 10

I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
Fcuk off outside

W.Shakes-Beer

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
Fcuk off outside

Whereabouts are you?

Its horribly dull and grey here in Dubland.

Asphyxia

Orange juice with a dash of malibu

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
Fcuk off outside

wow ok mom im gonna be sitting in my garden drinkin so i am goin out u tit :eek:

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm stuck in here on this lovely day studying all day and you want to waste your free time sitting indoors getting pi$$ed off your head?
Fcuk off outside

and ur hardly studying hard if ur on boards

W.Shakes-Beer

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Whereabouts are you?

Its horribly dull and grey here in Dubland.

meath
admittedly im only just awake and stepped outside for a mo, but it looks nice from my sleepy daze :D

stupidusername

bluewolf wrote: »

meath
admittedly im only just awake and stepped outside for a mo, but it looks nice from my sleepy daze :D

:mad: hate you

im from clare its sunny out down here

westies4ever

any lite beer - although u'll be peeing for ireland all day. am quite jealous - enjoy!!!!

westies4ever

westies4ever wrote: »

any lite beer - although u'll be peeing for ireland all day. am quite jealous - enjoy!!!!

thanks westie

westies4ever

all the other buzz killers are just jealous too

westies4ever

westies4ever wrote: »

all the other buzz killers are just jealous too

u said bro

CrinkElite

Have a look for those carlsberg export (or import or something like that)
It's only %3.8 and it doesn't taste that bad.
also guinness have just released a lo strngth pint but I'm nmo sure if it's available in cans.

personally, I'd go for the big dirty plastic bottles of devils bit cider
but you wouldn't be long getting wasted on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

Keep on rockin!

is the 3.8 really weak dude?

longshanks

Start with a decent breakfast, then red wine is your friend. Just don't race through the bottle, make it last a couple of hours. Then go for a stroll, have some lunch and get cracking on a second bottle. Take your time with that badboy too.
A snooze, a stroll, a shower, get ready for your night out.
And remember the following....
Wine before beer, you're in the clear,
Beer before wine and you'll be dying.

Have fun

yeahimhere

longshanks wrote: »

Start with a decent breakfast, then red wine is your friend. Just don't race through the bottle, make it last a couple of hours. Then go for a stroll, have some lunch and get cracking on a second bottle. Take your time with that badboy too.
A snooze, a stroll, a shower, get ready for your night out.
And remember the following....
Wine before beer, you're in the clear,
Beer before wine and you'll be dying.

Have fun

Thought that quote was
Beer before wine,you'll feel fine,
Wine before beer,you'll feel queer.

It's the opposite of yours...i can't remember when i may have mixed them to how i felt and know which's right.

CrinkElite

tnynll wrote: »

is the 3.8 really weak dude?

ah yeah, I wouldn't go driving after them or anything but you'd
have to really try hard to get drunk on them.

stimpson

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Ever play that came where everyone has to do a shot of beer a minute for one minute? Doesn't sound like a lot but it gets you baloobas.

OP why do you want to get merry in the morning?

a shot of beer a minute for one minute? So thats one shot of beer then. Cheap date!

Gummy Panda

Buy those little bottles of shandy from aldi. It tastes like weak beer but won't even get you tipsy

longshanks

yeahimhere wrote: »

Thought that quote was
Beer before wine,you'll feel fine,
Wine before beer,you'll feel queer.

It's the opposite of yours...i can't remember when i may have mixed them to how i felt and know which's right.

We can only solve this with a fight to the death.
I challenge you to a duel....

faw1tytowers

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Buy those little bottles of shandy from aldi. It tastes like weak beer but won't even get you tipsy

this is is wat i drink when in one of them moods.

EverEvolving

You can't beat a few cans of ice cold Bulmers on a nice day like today, I'd bloody love a few now 'cept I have to drive later on.