Where's the worse place you puked?

raveni · 26-03-2011 01:57AM

On my last day of work experience:( The staff had got me a cake to wish me luck etc and we were eating it throughout the day. It tasted fúcking lovely, but I suppose I ate too much:o I hadn't wanted them to think I was ungrateful:rolleyes: But I started to feel sick and it was a boiling day too which didn't help. I dunno how many false alarms I got -thinking I was about to puke- and the worst thing was the toilets were a floor up from where I was working so each time I felt sick I had to rush up a flight of stairs which did NOT help the nausea.
Finally I realised that this was it, I was about to puke, so I rushed up the stairs (which were out of sight from where everyone was working thank god) - about halfway up the stairs I puked:o I just stood there in horror for a moment but thankfully I had my wits about me and rushed up to the toilets grabbed a load of tissue and rushed back to where I'd puked and cleaned it up:D Minus the puke it just looked like somebody had spilt something on the stairs.
Having got rid of the evidence I rushed back down to work and nobody ever suspected a thing:cool:

Aoifey! · 26-03-2011 01:59AM

On a 3 hour bus from Dublin where I had drank an unhuman amount of tequila the night before.

I did however manage to get sick into a Fanta bottle without my friends in the seats in front of or behind me, or the random guy sitting beside me noticing. I didn't know whether to be proud or ashamed of what I had just done, so I went to sleep

PandyAndy · 26-03-2011 02:04AM

Aoifey! wrote: »

On a 3 hour bus from Dublin where I had drank an unhuman amount of tequila the night before.

I did however manage to get sick into a Fanta bottle without my friends in the seats in front of or behind me, or the random guy sitting beside me noticing. I didn't know whether to be proud or ashamed of what I had just done, so I went to sleep

Ha, that's impressive.

Captain Darling · 26-03-2011 02:04AM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

When I was 17 after a bottle of buckfast down my boyfriends sleeve of his new leather jacket while he was gesticulating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7p5VwAXk0

Junco Partner · 26-03-2011 02:06AM

in my sleep woke up with a puddle of it green and red puke ( cake icing from the 21st the night before ) on my pillow. was the day i learned how to use a washing machine so the parents wouldnt find out.

parmaviolet · 26-03-2011 02:07AM

flowerpots at the taxi rank outside a nightclub in spain. For a good hour.

Ah, Tequila:D

Pauleta · 26-03-2011 02:16AM

I got sick in our esteemed Ceann Comhairle Sean Barrett's house. I went to primary school with his son and at his birthday party i ate too much and puked all over the kitchen floor. Sean Barrett wasnt present but his wife kindly drove me home straight away and they won my family vote ever since

snickers · 26-03-2011 02:30AM

Had to projectile vommit out the window whilst driving down the m50 at a fair clip lucky it wasnt windy could of ended up back in my face and another time when i woke up and knew i wouldnt make it to the jacks i hurled into a knitted jumper beside the bed pointless really it just seaped out on to the floor anyway and i ruined my jumper:(

Super-Rush · 26-03-2011 02:54AM

One Sunday years ago i'd been out drinking for the best part of the day and in the taxi home i needed to vomit. The driver pulled over beside a wall which had a load of trees behind it. I hopped over the wall and just about managed to get to the grass behind the trees. After i'd finished i noticed i was in someones front garden so i got out of there asap. When i got back into the taxi the driver told me it was the priests house.

My worst experience was when i was 15 or 16 and i woke up suddenly one night and knew i had to puke. I legged it to the jacks but i let fly as soon as i got to the bathroom door and sprayed the floor and slipped which resulted in me cracking my head off the floor and knocking myself out. I woke up an hour later lying in my own vomit wearing only my boxers with my parents standing over me trying to bring me round.

Gregsor · 26-03-2011 03:04AM

Back seat of the taxi coming home rather late from the Red Cow along time ago,sprayed the poor taxi-mans bald head too

.

After a brief panicing and him pulling over to find out wtf just hit him he drove on rather quickly and when we got back to my parents house i obliged to get the Mr Sheen and other cleaning solutions out to his car as i felt so bad!
He had none of it and charged me the soiling fine.

Still get some laughs out of it,probably the last time i was ever so sick from bad lager,thank God!

upandcumming · 26-03-2011 03:52AM

Last summer in NYC.
Was in the Pig on 47th til well after closing, mixing drinks all night. Stumbled out of the place hammered, how I didn't walk out onto the street is beyond me. Got a taxi then. Hopped in and told the lad where to go...

Told him to take it easy. Cunt didn't. Sank the boot of course and the rough and tumble just killed me.
Puke all over the screen and into the little hole for the money, on the floor, chair and me. He stopped and turned around and started roaring and it was as this point I got all angry that he hadn't taken it easy and I told him it was his fault.
"I'll give you $50 just to shut the **** up and drive. So do it."
He booted me out and I got another taxi. I thought I had died the next day. Pure carnage.

Stinicker · 26-03-2011 04:03AM

Was about 17 and was picked up in the early evening by a sober friend, myself and two mates were well plastered and I proceeded to projectile vomit (luckily) out the window of the car leaving a vapor trail of vomit back onto the car behind.

Which being drunk we all saw the funny side of it until the contagion took effect (basically seeing me puke; made him puke) saw the idiot in the middle puke, after much holding it back he first of all left a few mouthfull inside his shirt (classy!) and then reached across my other mate to stick his head out the window, so there was too sunburnt teenage heads out the window of my other mates car projectile vomiting!

The car behind got a good coating of puke and the old yeller jumped out at traffic light to give my driver mate a bollocking, to which my mate replied, bad chicken this evening, I'm taking these too ejits to A&E which slightly placated him although he rabbled on about reporting us to the guards etc. (Nothing ever happened).

It was a total Jackass like moment for sure.

Contessa Raven · 26-03-2011 04:06AM

When I was around 7 I stayed over in my friends house. We watched Dumb and Dumber and had tea and popcorn (to this day I can't mix the two) and went to bed. Woke up the next day and my friends dad was driving me home. Decided to stop off in McDonalds! I felt a bit dodgy so I turned to go down to the toilets when......... sick EVERYWHERE! I was going for ages! I can still hear all the kids and parents gasps of horror.

Then when I was 18. The morning after our first college night out. The bus to college goes over a lot of ramps on the way. Had to get off a stop early cuz I knew I wouldn't make it. Threw up in someone's front garden but not before leaving a trail of puke from the steps of the bus to the front gate.

Lesson learned. NEVER mix vodka, Guinness and Tequila.

df1985 · 26-03-2011 04:10AM

walking up grafton street at 11 o clock on a saturday morning, all the shoppers and tourists were out.....projectile!

In a restaurant in ibiza, didnt even get up from the table, just turned to the right and puked on the floor!

Dangerous Man · 26-03-2011 04:24AM

A lot of talk of projectile vomitting.

My worst was easily when I went out with a friend for a night of drinks. We were already pretty drunk and went to Judge Roy Bean's (now the Porterhouse, I think) on Nassau street. I ordered a double Jameson, looked at the measure and said, 'make it a triple.' I knocked it back as I was thinking (drunkly) that I didn't particularly like my surroundings (lots of pissed, aggresive thickos) so thought my friend and I should move on. As soon as I skulled the drink my friend had returned from the bathroom and the effect of the drink hit me.

'We have to go,' I said. I thought the fresh air would help to clear me up but upon hitting the outdoors it was just projectile vomit. A couple were walking alongside at the time and I just missed them - I really felt awful. It wasn't funny, and it wasn't smart. It was embarrassing.

Celtise · 26-03-2011 04:39AM

On a bus on the way back from an out of town 21st...with half the attendees of the party on said bus.

Though the time I puked in mcdonald's rivals it. I had not even eaten any of their disgusting food...

eternal · 26-03-2011 06:27AM

On the wall of a pub during the day when I was 15 ,totally blew my cover.
Out the window of my mates parents car window .
Into the wind (not good idea) on a ferry ,then into a plastic bag ,whilst driving.Needless to say from being ill not drunk ,with the driving part.

Gloomtastic! · 26-03-2011 08:01AM

1. Over a stranger sitting opposite me on the tube
2. All over the welcome mat outside the Savoy in London
3. My mate's sister's brand new white shag pile carpet
4. Out the window of a fast moving train. Walked back into the carriage to see puke all along the window of the carriage with all the passengers staring at me.

Boy, that was some night!

Magi11 · 26-03-2011 08:18AM

In a taxi the night of the Ireland v Argentina RWC game in 1999. £75 fine. Havent drank since.

Dr. Greenthumb · 26-03-2011 08:51AM

When I was 17 I was dragged along to mass by my parents after a fair session the night before. As I was walking up the aisle I got the urge, turned around and legged it back out the church.

Got outside and tried to make it over to a patch of grass but didn't make it. Ended up with 2 hands on the bonnet of a car and puking until it became dry heaving. Looking up with puke and spit hanging from my mouth I caught the eye of the disgusted woman owner of the car sitting in the front seat.

High tailed it out of there and hid until my parent came out to go home. When they asked where I went I said I just stood at the back of the church as I wasn't feeling the best.

Elevelyn · 26-03-2011 10:50AM

Worst place i puked
When I was about 11 was really ill but went out with my friends to supermacs in Limerick, ended up running out the door puking, people passing saying things like "god love the food isn't that bad"

Worstever puke
Was about 20 and decided that I would try to whitey (too much weed) as it had never happeded to me before.... Bad idea, ended up siting on the toilet pooing while puking on the floor :eek::eek::eek: disgusting

26-03-2011 10:53AM

Got a tummy bug years ago, felt ok the next morning so I went shopping with my grandmother.
Felt ok, felt ok, then suddenly standing in the middle of jervis centre I needed to throw up. Made it as far as a bin

:o:o

Doom · 26-03-2011 11:01AM

Totally pissed in Feile, Thurles. Sitting on the toilet puking into my jocks and jeans....classic

Mr.Crinklewood · 26-03-2011 11:07AM

On top of someone's back. They walked on and did not notice.

Rubberlegs · 26-03-2011 11:07AM

Outside pub, I swear it was the pistachio nuts, not the Pernod:(
Right in front of bouncers in a night club, after I'd been kicked out once and snuck back in again.
Outside a friends house, right in her gateway. I was so mortified, I was out first thing next morning pouring bucket of hot water over it. Was worried her kids would run through it. On this occasion I also puked into my shoes:(
Little bin beside bed. Morning sickness.
Fun times:rolleyes:

WIZE · 26-03-2011 11:32AM

My birthday

I drank three bottles of red wine in a bar

i was fine until i went outside to a busy street

picture the scene of walking down the street and suddenly seeing a pale white
face projecting ltrs of what to them looks like blood all over the street

I heard a woman scream:eek:

UglyFuc · 26-03-2011 11:37AM

for anyone whos been to tripod, you know when you head down to the smoking room down the big stairs and just when you get into the smoking room theres a tree or something in a huge flower pot about the height of your head.. lucky enough it was there to be honest cos is sorta saved me and im sure im not d first

the first time i went seriously drinking i was about 15-16 on an german exchange and i drank malabu, beer, shots of vodka and i duno what else. next moring in front of the lads whole family, i had to run down to the forestry at the end of his garden jus cos his house was so rural the toilet was like a cubicle just off the kitchen

and then there was the night we graduated from school.. never inviting the lads back to my house again

blackdog2 · 26-03-2011 11:42AM

Into a girl's love tunnel while chewing her oyster

Improved the taste no end

Dave! · 26-03-2011 11:45AM

In my last job in Sydney, they were having an office party, and I being the resident Irish guy did a bit of showing off by drinking any jagerbombs that were going around! 20 minutes later, I had to end a conversation mid-sentence to go to the toilet. Ended up puking my ring up and lying in a heap there for about 20 minutes. Eventually the owner of the company (young guy though) came in and peaked over the cubicle to see if I was alive. He made me let him in, and then he cleaned some pukeage off me, and then I went back into the party and lay down in the corner for about 10 minutes, then went home. This was probably about 9pm.

The shame when I woke up the next morning was extreme. And going back into work on Monday was something I did not look forward to.

AckwelFoley · 26-03-2011 12:01PM

I was 14, in school, french class - felt really sick all of a sudden, - i ran to the door, and didnt make it - only made it to the bin at the top of the class..

Puked for 3 mins solid in front of the whole class - back then i was a very shy young boy - which wasnt helped because the teacher was a cnut and started growling at me for being sick.

Where's the worse place you puked?

Comments