Where's the worse place you puked?

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 26-03-2011 01:20AM #1

I got two

My aul man was MC'ing a race night in the local (oo aar) and I was drinking guinness all night at 17, on the way out to the jacks I puked about 3 litres of stuff in the corridor. There was no way around it and about 20 people saw me do it. I'll never forget the look of disgust I got from him between races

Kept drinking though

The other time was when my mates aul man started taxi driving. His first night he picked us up to bring us home after copius amounts of beverage, he drove over a humpback bridge and from the backseat I plastered the windscreen and the radio.
He doesn't like me

amacachi · 26-03-2011 01:22AM

In my sleep.

o1s1n · 26-03-2011 01:22AM

Standing on a packed dart in the middle of the day. I've never heard so many people go 'Eughhhhhh!!!' at once before.

Geansai Rua · 26-03-2011 01:23AM

on your ma..

sorry

26-03-2011 01:23AM

On a bus from Listowel to Limerick, just as the damn thing was pulling into the bus station in Limerick.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 26-03-2011 01:24AM

Geansai Rua wrote: »

on your ma..

sorry

Don't be sorry, be careful

Captain Darling · 26-03-2011 01:24AM

Limerick.

Da Shins Kelly · 26-03-2011 01:25AM

On a table in the smoking area in a bar in Berlin. Passed out in the toilet afterwards. Twas one of my classier moments.

Lapin · 26-03-2011 01:25AM

All over the dinner table after my third glass of wine on the day I made my first holy communion.

Toots · 26-03-2011 01:26AM

In my car, damn morning sickness. Luckily I managed to get it into my handy-dandy puke bag, but the car reeked for about a week afterwards.

Or the other time would be in the loos in Bruxelles, downstairs when it was the old metal bar. Not so much a particularly bad puking incident, the surroundings were just disgusting.

Voodoomelon · 26-03-2011 01:26AM

On a taxi door. Cue much running...

newbie2 · 26-03-2011 01:27AM

church

Sardonicat · 26-03-2011 01:29AM

Age 8, projectile vomitting in the playground like something outta the exorcist for what seemed like hours. The entire school formed a ring around me watching in horror, while a teacher held my hair out of my face and kept me from falling into the puddle of puke.

I became a bit of leg with the boys after that.

Coriolanus · 26-03-2011 01:31AM

On the 65 Dublin Bus, about 16, on the way into work after a night drinking. Managed to miss myself (mostly) and kindly I thought, let the driver know someone had thrown up upstairs. :pac::o
Not one of my prouder moments.

hada · 26-03-2011 01:32AM

1st Class Primary School: Kid puked in front of me, I got the whiff of it, then puked onto another kid's arm (as he was pointing, arm outstretched, at the other guys puke), which in turn led him to puke.

Man I felt sorry for our teacher that day.

Captain Darling · 26-03-2011 01:32AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

I became a bit of leg with the boys after that.

bigmouth writes again · 26-03-2011 01:33AM

this is the pub my dad lived up the road from, moved there to be near his brother who emigrated to his wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXlbMlEG3Q

i couldn't keep the pace on a metal nite of all nights - spewed my way to the loo (0:25) curled up in it and died.

Sardonicat · 26-03-2011 01:33AM

Captain Darling wrote: »

ledge.

aw feck it..legend.

I'm no good at the groovy words of the youf

YouTookMyName · 26-03-2011 01:34AM

Auld ladys 2 year old car that she only had 3 months.

vibe666 · 26-03-2011 01:34AM

when i was 18, drinking shots with the barman sat at the bar, he was just picking random bottles and we were knocking back shots when one came back before i could even get the shot glass down, i put my hand over my mouth but it came through my fingers at high speed all over the bar and the barman.

that was the night i found out i could no longer stomach sambucca.

Captain Darling · 26-03-2011 01:36AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

ledge.

aw feck it..legend.

I'm no good at the groovy words of the youf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeS-Xb5u4-U

Toots · 26-03-2011 01:36AM

vibe666 wrote: »

when i was 18, drinking shots with the barman sat at the bar, he was just picking random bottles and we were knocking back shots when one came back before i could even get the shot glass down, i put my hand over my mouth but it came through my fingers at high speed all over the bar and the barman.

that was the night i found out i could no longer stomach sambucca.

Oh sambuca will do that alright! I find it's coming back out before it even hits my stomach, and it burns on the way back up too!

hondasam · 26-03-2011 01:39AM

handbag, disgusting I know but could not be helped.

geetar · 26-03-2011 01:39AM

on a table with a load of girls handbags on it. i got some less then pleased looks from alot of angry females....:D

admiralofthefleet · 26-03-2011 01:40AM

the raheny inn when i was about 16. i was drinking guinness all evening and started on jd and was heavily refreshed. the toilet was all white tiles and i covered them in a black yawn

Crow92 · 26-03-2011 01:42AM

A girl in my course got sick on herself whilst driving, all over the driving wheel, windscreen and herself, the great thing is that there were 3 others in the car and they were still an hour away from galway at the time:D

bonerm · 26-03-2011 01:42AM

amacachi wrote: »

In my sleep.

Yep. I call that one "The Godfather".

Yakult · 26-03-2011 01:44AM

In the local chipper. My puke was pink and contained alot noodles. Wasnt pleasent for me nor the many customers eating.

LETHAL LADY · 26-03-2011 01:44AM

When I was 17 after a bottle of buckfast down my boyfriends sleeve of his new leather jacket while he was gesticulating.

Sardonicat · 26-03-2011 01:47AM

Yakult wrote: »

In the local chipper. My puke was pink and contained alot noodles. Wasnt pleasent for me nor the many customers eating.

Username!

PandyAndy · 26-03-2011 01:53AM

I was in an Irish bar in Universal Theme park in Florida a few years ago. Drinking hurricanes the whole night, lovely concoction of various rums and it's red, and I was in the piano bar area and suddenly felt that build of saliva, so rushed to the jacks. The only cubicle available was one for disabled people, had no choice so went in... and all hell broke loose. I was projectile vomiting everywhere. Covered the walls, toilet and the floor, and to make matter worse because the hurricanes were red it looked like the place was covered in blood. I promptly left.

I completely missed the toilet.

Where's the worse place you puked?

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