What's Willy's Secret?

Big Nasty · 22-03-2011 03:25PM #1

William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)

kingtut · 22-03-2011 03:27PM

Fapping 3 times a day - just like the doctor recommended!

Pauleta · 22-03-2011 03:30PM

80 WTF :eek: I though he was in his mid 60s. Must be something to do with the time continuim in the far reaches of the neutral zone

Latchy · 22-03-2011 03:31PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)

He divorced his wife , said she was always Klingon on to him so he Shat on her and that's Shatners secret

biko · 22-03-2011 03:35PM

Leonard Nimoy (Spock) is also 80 and still a cool dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWC2-MFwWr8

hondasam · 22-03-2011 03:36PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)

plastic surgery

TeddyTedson · 22-03-2011 04:15PM

He's definitely lying.

Big Nasty · 22-03-2011 04:23PM

hondasam wrote: »

plastic surgery

In this recent pic he doesn't look like he's had any plastic done at all - although he does look like he enjoys a drink or two! I know some men in their 50's don't look that good!

FatherLen · 22-03-2011 04:24PM

having 'relations' with loads of alien chicks!

whoopdedoo · 22-03-2011 04:33PM

he might look good for his age but he's daft as a brush! any interview I've seen with him the past few years he's totally bonkers

CrazyRabbit · 22-03-2011 08:23PM

I guess that having a massive ego somehow slows the ageing process.

Chaotic_Forces · 22-03-2011 08:28PM

Sucking the life-force out of Tribbles.

bonerm · 22-03-2011 08:29PM

biko wrote: »

Leonard Nimoy (Spock) is also 80 and still a cool dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWC2-MFwWr8

and this classic from beyond Uranus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

bonerm · 22-03-2011 08:31PM

and not to be outdone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWOmHUvKBw

gargleblaster · 22-03-2011 08:32PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

In this recent pic he doesn't look like he's had any plastic done at all - although he does look like he enjoys a drink or two! I know some men in their 50's don't look that good!

that's because he's careful about which surgeon he goes to, and can afford the best.

oh and his birthday is unofficially now considered 'talk like william shatner day'.

Pompey Magnus · 22-03-2011 08:33PM

Einsteinian physics explains that time slowed for him relative to us on Earth when he was moving at warp speed so naturally he will look younger than we on Earth would expect...

stevejr · 22-03-2011 08:36PM

kingtut wrote: »

Fapping 3 times a day - just like the doctor recommended!

Wasn't Bones the doctor's name?:pac:

bonerm · 22-03-2011 08:40PM

stevejr wrote: »

Wasn't Bones the doctor's name?:pac:

The first three doctors were called Bones, Crusher and Bashir. Fink about it!

senorwipesalot · 22-03-2011 09:01PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)

His secret is he keeps busy ,what with his recent comeback in "TJ The Zimmerframe Years" and his various business interests such as the relaunch of his ladies undergarments range "Shatnerpants"

LETHAL LADY · 22-03-2011 09:09PM

He has a very big secret relating to a deceased wife and a swimming pool.

Chaotic_Forces · 22-03-2011 09:10PM

bonerm wrote: »

The first three doctors were called Bones, Crusher and Bashir. Fink about it!

Technically not.

Third would have been Pulaski for a season and then Bashir and then... Kenneth.

senorwipesalot · 22-03-2011 09:16PM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

He has a very big secret relating to a deceased wife and a swimming pool.

Cmon then ,Is this another scary bedtime story like "Escape from Barrymores"?

jimthemental · 22-03-2011 09:19PM

Maybe it's because of that time he was frozen by Darth Vader?

vampire of kilmainham · 25-03-2011 06:04AM

whoopdedoo wrote: »

he might look good for his age but he's daft as a brush! any interview I've seen with him the past few years he's totally bonkers

na he just likes the ol craic i met him in new NY a few years back in a bar just by chance really it was the funniest nite i had in years he had everyone in the bar in convultions of laughter all nite with his crazy antics and stories really nice guy though there was klingons on the starbord bow that nite beam me up scotty:D:D:D

the groutch · 25-03-2011 10:36AM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I wonder what his secret is?

Viagara

Raze_them_all · 25-03-2011 10:39AM

when it comes to defying aging this man takes the award

JerryHandbag · 25-03-2011 10:44AM

He has plenty of Willy secrets

http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kirk-sucked-his-cock.gif

http://johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/kirkcock.jpg

starbelgrade · 25-03-2011 10:52AM

William Shatner's a legend. He spent the 60s to the 80s being the captain of the USS Enterprise, then became T.J. Hooker. As a kid, they seemed to me like the coolest jobs anyone could ever have.

Went mostly off the radar for a bit, then came back as Danny Crane in Boston Legal.

Legend.

I love this song of his too... it really shows that despite being a world famous actor, he's still just a man with a vunerable side like the rest of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gmhzgTdx0Q

ManofStraw · 25-03-2011 11:23AM

I love the Shat, here is his version of common people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

His biggest secret might also be that he is a billionaire .... Not from his long and successful singing and acting career, but he is the face of priceline in the US and when the company was starting out they couldn't afford to pay him for his ads so they paid him in stock, each of the many shares in the company he got is now worth 400 + dollars

TPD · 25-03-2011 11:25AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

derfderf · 25-03-2011 11:41AM

I think today is the day the private sector should adopt as our privilege day.

What's Willy's Secret?

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