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What's Willy's Secret?

  • 22-03-2011 02:25PM
    #1
    Big Nasty
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    William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)


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  • #2
    kingtut
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    Fapping 3 times a day - just like the doctor recommended!


  • #3
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    80 WTF :eek: I though he was in his mid 60s. Must be something to do with the time continuim in the far reaches of the neutral zone


  • #4
    Latchy
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)

    He divorced his wife , said she was always Klingon on to him so he Shat on her and that's Shatners secret


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Leonard Nimoy (Spock) is also 80 and still a cool dude.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWC2-MFwWr8


  • #6
    hondasam
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)


    plastic surgery


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
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    He's definitely lying.


  • #8
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    hondasam wrote: »
    plastic surgery

    In this recent pic he doesn't look like he's had any plastic done at all - although he does look like he enjoys a drink or two! I know some men in their 50's don't look that good!


  • #9
    FatherLen
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    having 'relations' with loads of alien chicks!


  • #10
    whoopdedoo
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    he might look good for his age but he's daft as a brush! any interview I've seen with him the past few years he's totally bonkers


  • #11
    CrazyRabbit
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    I guess that having a massive ego somehow slows the ageing process.


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  • #12
    Chaotic_Forces
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    Sucking the life-force out of Tribbles.


  • #13
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    biko wrote: »
    Leonard Nimoy (Spock) is also 80 and still a cool dude.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWC2-MFwWr8

    and this classic from beyond Uranus.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04


  • #14
    bonerm
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    and not to be outdone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWOmHUvKBw


  • #15
    gargleblaster
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    In this recent pic he doesn't look like he's had any plastic done at all - although he does look like he enjoys a drink or two! I know some men in their 50's don't look that good!

    that's because he's careful about which surgeon he goes to, and can afford the best.

    oh and his birthday is unofficially now considered 'talk like william shatner day'. :D


  • #16
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Einsteinian physics explains that time slowed for him relative to us on Earth when he was moving at warp speed so naturally he will look younger than we on Earth would expect...


  • #17
    stevejr
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    kingtut wrote: »
    Fapping 3 times a day - just like the doctor recommended!

    Wasn't Bones the doctor's name?:pac:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #18
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    stevejr wrote: »
    Wasn't Bones the doctor's name?:pac:

    The first three doctors were called Bones, Crusher and Bashir. Fink about it!


  • #19
    senorwipesalot
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    William Shatner, star of TJ Hooker, Star Trek and spoken word singer turned 80 today. Looks bloody good for his age, I wonder what his secret is? Good man Willy!;)
    His secret is he keeps busy ,what with his recent comeback in "TJ The Zimmerframe Years" and his various business interests such as the relaunch of his ladies undergarments range "Shatnerpants"


  • #20
    LETHAL LADY
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    He has a very big secret relating to a deceased wife and a swimming pool.


  • #21
    Chaotic_Forces
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    bonerm wrote: »
    The first three doctors were called Bones, Crusher and Bashir. Fink about it!

    Technically not. :D

    Third would have been Pulaski for a season and then Bashir and then... Kenneth.


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  • #22
    senorwipesalot
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    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    He has a very big secret relating to a deceased wife and a swimming pool.
    Cmon then ,Is this another scary bedtime story like "Escape from Barrymores"?


  • #23
    jimthemental
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    Maybe it's because of that time he was frozen by Darth Vader?


  • #24
    vampire of kilmainham
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    whoopdedoo wrote: »
    he might look good for his age but he's daft as a brush! any interview I've seen with him the past few years he's totally bonkers
    na he just likes the ol craic i met him in new NY a few years back in a bar just by chance really it was the funniest nite i had in years he had everyone in the bar in convultions of laughter all nite with his crazy antics and stories really nice guy though there was klingons on the starbord bow that nite beam me up scotty:D:D:D


  • #25
    the groutch
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    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I wonder what his secret is?

    Viagara


  • #26
    Raze_them_all
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    when it comes to defying aging this man takes the award


  • #27
    JerryHandbag
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    He has plenty of Willy secrets

    http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kirk-sucked-his-cock.gif

    http://johndiesattheend.com/new/photos/kirkcock.jpg


  • #28
    starbelgrade
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    William Shatner's a legend. He spent the 60s to the 80s being the captain of the USS Enterprise, then became T.J. Hooker. As a kid, they seemed to me like the coolest jobs anyone could ever have.

    Went mostly off the radar for a bit, then came back as Danny Crane in Boston Legal.

    Legend.

    I love this song of his too... it really shows that despite being a world famous actor, he's still just a man with a vunerable side like the rest of us...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gmhzgTdx0Q


  • #29
    ManofStraw
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    I love the Shat, here is his version of common people

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

    His biggest secret might also be that he is a billionaire .... Not from his long and successful singing and acting career, but he is the face of priceline in the US and when the company was starting out they couldn't afford to pay him for his ads so they paid him in stock, each of the many shares in the company he got is now worth 400 + dollars


  • #30
    TPD
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ


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  • #31
    derfderf
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    I think today is the day the private sector should adopt as our privilege day.


  • #32
    Dangerous Man
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    You're all nerds.


    Anyway - I would - very much - be in... favour - of talking - like Shatner - for a day. Great idea.

    Ooooooh - how about 'talk like Christopher Walken, WALKEN!, for a day? I'd love that.

    You go into work 'Hello... colleagues - yes, YES! I'm late but don't let that stop me from killing you you crazy son of a bitch.'

    Bliss.


  • #33
    Cybertron85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Cybertron85


    spoken word


  • #34
    bigmouth writes again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    willy's secret is...

    the latest in cutting edge life prolonging techniques?! diet, blood transfusions... uh...stuff :confused: i'd say the queen mother is another

    the cali folk know a thing or two in particular, a lot of these 'wild' rock n rollers are health freaks in their old age. but at least they were wild in their youth however most of the newer ones that preach drinking and pardying are total health obsessives for the most part; even in their youth. rock n roll maaaan...


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