Ever been a prick?

Mr Benevolent · 22-03-2011 10:26AM #1

I have. I'm noticing it more and more when I drink in certain company. I try to be unbearably witty and amusing and just end up insulting people.

Needless to say, I have to stop. Now.

So have you ever done the same? Ever annoyed the hell out of people who were too polite to tell you to fuck off?

watna · 22-03-2011 10:31AM

My OH has a drunk alter ego. He's been coming out to play a lot recently. His name is Captain Belligerent, and yes, he's a prick.

My OH is lovely, it's just the captain who comes out and annoys everyone.

RachaelVO · 22-03-2011 10:35AM

watna wrote: »

My OH has a drunk alter ego. He's been coming out to play a lot recently. His name is Captain Belligerent, and yes, he's a prick.

My OH is lovely, it's just the captain who comes out and annoys everyone.

Ah, Captain Belligerent, I know him well! Quite the prick, he has at times ended up going home in seperate taxis and at different times to his loving wife, as she ended up going home early!

mp3kid · 22-03-2011 10:35AM

watna wrote: »

My OH has a drunk alter ego. He's been coming out to play a lot recently. His name is Captain Belligerent, and yes, he's a prick.

My OH is lovely, it's just the captain who comes out and annoys everyone.

I didn't know my OH was on here.

fakearms123 · 22-03-2011 10:39AM

Once a prick always a prick I'm afraid OP, you may try to hide who you are but people will always find the real you inside there.

this is arse · 22-03-2011 10:39AM

Confab wrote: »

I have. I'm noticing it more and more when I drink in certain company. I try to be unbearably witty and amusing and just end up insulting people.

Needless to say, I have to stop. Now.

So have you ever done the same? Ever annoyed the hell out of people who were too polite to tell you to fuck off?

you mean, are we all pricks like you?

No.

watna · 22-03-2011 10:40AM

RachaelVO wrote: »

Ah, Captain Belligerent, I know him well! Quite the prick, he has at times ended up going home in seperate taxis and at different times to his loving wife, as she ended up going home early!

Sounds very familiar! The worst is when he has the house keys and I don't have mine. Trying to get the keys off Captain Belligerent to go home without him is not fun.

Mr Benevolent · 22-03-2011 10:42AM

this is arse wrote: »

you mean, are we all pricks like you?

No.

Good to hear.

kfallon · 22-03-2011 10:43AM

No, I'm not a prick when I'm drunk, I know a couple of people who turn into the quintessential prick when they are drunk, I no longer frequent their company because of it!

RachaelVO · 22-03-2011 10:44AM

watna wrote: »

Sounds very familiar! The worst is when he has the house keys and I don't have mine. Trying to get the keys off Captain Belligerent to go home without him is not fun.

Thankfully I usually have everything in my bag, sometimes including his wallet (which can be fun).

At least he never has car keys with him. I'd dread to think what'd happen otherwise

Mr Benevolent · 22-03-2011 10:51AM

watna wrote: »

Sounds very familiar! The worst is when he has the house keys and I don't have mine. Trying to get the keys off Captain Belligerent to go home without him is not fun.

Ok, I'm not nearly that bad, but I'd like to avoid getting to that stage.

Coriolanus · 22-03-2011 10:53AM

Used to be. Stopped drinking so much.

blaze1 · 22-03-2011 10:58AM

I've had my fair share of being a prick, I know not to drink vodka and redbull, seems to be a bit of a trigger

sbsquarepants · 22-03-2011 11:24AM

blaze1 wrote: »

I've had my fair share of being a prick, I know not to drink vodka and redbull, seems to be a bit of a trigger

I know exactly what you mean!
Vodka (in fact spirits in general) + sbsquarepants = :mad:

Poor Craythur · 22-03-2011 11:48AM

My drunken state is tied inextricably to my mood beforehand. So if I'm feeling out of sorts, I stay the hell away from alcohol.

And, I am foul-tempered drunk if I drink whilst hungover, which I have always considered to be my body's way of telling me "Enough is enough!" So no drinking two nights in a row either!

listermint · 22-03-2011 11:51AM

In the main im ok, but there is 10% of occasions where I am a prick, and i find myself telling myself to shut up but he aint listening.

22-03-2011 12:08PM

These days, I'm a great drunk.. Can't remember the last time I've done anythin cúntish.

Max Power1 · 22-03-2011 12:09PM

Honestly, yes.

Ive been told by exes, my current OH, mates etc that when im very drunk I am a total prick.

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2011 12:12PM

yes many times, when i was a manager in roches stores i wasnt very popular with the staff

Lukekul · 22-03-2011 12:36PM

If I drink Stella I magically become a prick, otherwise I'm a sound drunk

Plazaman · 22-03-2011 01:13PM

Not at all. Usually when I am full to the gills with the alcoholic imbibements, I am quite delightful to talk to and always entertain the masses with amusing anecdotes and humouours japes. Why all my friends even have a little nickname for me and regularly chide "Shut up ya stupid prick"........ oh wait

.... Shít.

FatherLen · 22-03-2011 01:40PM

i have been told i am the best drunk ever and i have to say i believe it. i am pretty deadly sober and beer makes everything better.
its simple maths.

Pighead · 22-03-2011 01:49PM

Pighead's an awful bollox. Especially when arguing with people. When he's wrong he'll never admit it and when he's right he's unbearably smug. The words good and grace aren't in this posters vocabularly.

Last time Pighead acted the prick was this morning when he called his dog Jacko a fat waste of space. Totally out of order as Jacko's actually quite lean and he doesn't take up much room.

dulpit · 22-03-2011 02:00PM

Nope, not a prick, although maybe I am when I drink, I don't know though...

This is down to me not drinking, not because I can't remember what happens when I drink

stovelid · 22-03-2011 02:13PM

OP is seeking reassurance that he didn't really make a show of himself at the weekend.

In general I'm OK but I can ramble a bit and get outspoken. Sometimes I've been belligerent and a bit of a bollix but I'm sure most people have if they're being honest.

AckwelFoley · 22-03-2011 02:35PM

2 things happen when i drink nothing only cider on a night out.

a - i will be mr funny and then use that to try and ride you.

or

b - become an abnoxious wankface and get pissy over anything.

Ledger · 22-03-2011 02:58PM

No not really, I only ever remember being a bit of a prick the once when pissed and it was a long time ago, when i pulled my mate onto the ground from his chair, because he was talking to my date.

Yea I know, Prick, but in fairness we laugh about it now, cuz he was pissed too, and admitted to hitting on her after, so we were all square!

--LOS-- · 22-03-2011 03:17PM

everyone's a prick at some point or other...........I can't think of any but maybe other people can :P I'm definitely not a drunk prick.

Saila · 22-03-2011 03:28PM

the worst are the ones where there is no drink involved. Theres banter and theres being a mean prick with issues wanting to put everyone down,
they are the worst.

Irishpimpdude · 22-03-2011 03:34PM

RachaelVO wrote: »

Thankfully I usually have everything in my bag, sometimes including his wallet (which can be fun).

At least he never has car keys with him. I'd dread to think what'd happen otherwise

God most women are evil when the captain comes out :rolleyes:

PK2008 · 22-03-2011 03:55PM

Generally Im a decent guy, but when I want to get some sex I act like an arrogant bastard- the women love it

(they say they dont but they really do)

Ever been a prick?

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