Ever caught people having "you know"

cc4life · 21-03-2011 06:13PM

toodleytoo wrote: »

haha which building?

is it the lonsdale building? its up near the sports science building

strobe · 21-03-2011 06:14PM

When I was 20 (I think) I had been going out with a girl for about a month. We had been at a gig in the point and headed back to her place afterwards. First time I'd been in her house. We got there, no-one else in the place, both of us fairly drunk but we found a bottle of red wine in the fridge so polished that off between us and headed off to bed.

So I wake up in the early hours of the morning dying for a p1ss, crawl out of bed, pull on the boxers and head off to find the jacks. No problems there, straight down the end of the hall like in most gaffs. So still half asleep I relieve myself and head back to bed. Open the door and walk to the bed quite as I can so I don't wake Sarah (not her real name) up. Lift the blankets and "....!", in the 5 minutes I have been out of the room some fat bastard has crawled into bed he is on top of her and they are going at it under the covers??!? So naturally I let a shout "what the fukk!?".

Cue startled screams and lots of shouting from Sarah's Ma and Da. Next thing I know I am trying to block digs being thrown at me from a naked hairy 50 year old man with an erection.

Thankfully Sarah wasn't a heavy sleeper and came running out into the hall and screamed out explanations as to my identity before I got too bad of a kicking for being a lunatic rapist that breaks into peoples houses in his underwear and accosts middle aged people during their marital relations.

Moral of the story....always double check which room you are sleeping in in a strange house if you need to take a whizz.

(we are no longer together btw)

Big Nasty · 21-03-2011 06:18PM

Don't think I've ever caught anyone having you know, but I think I may have been caught having you know once or twice myself, you know?

Sea Sharp · 21-03-2011 06:19PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

you know?

No?

Kimono-Girl · 21-03-2011 06:20PM

yes and i hope it never happens again

Odysseus · 21-03-2011 06:20PM

A long time ago when I worked in the UK, I shared a house with about 10 other lads. Over half of us grew up together, but I was sharing a room with a lad from Leeds at the time.

Our room was up in the attic but it didn't have a door, just a large blanket type thing. Anyway the stereo was blasting U2 "I still haven't found what I'm looking for"; I pull back the blanket and walk into the room just as he is firing his load, eyes closed sand a big cumming face on him.

This was nearly 20 years ago, and being the mature person that I was at the time legged it downstairs to tell the rest of the lads what I had seen. I was laughing so much they knew I had caught someone, as one of the said to me "who did you catch?"

Terrible really I was that immature at the time, I made a show of him for the rest of the day/night. We all went the pub later and I told everybody who joined us that night, I had caught him; even his bird went she came in. Calling him a wanker all night any time he said something.

It was funny, but really I pushed it too far. Sharing a house with a large amount of lads in their early twenties you have to expect encountering thing like people firing one off or having sex. To be fair about when I look back on how I treated the poor bloke very badly, he may have being caught cracking one out, but I was the real wanker. A joke between the lads fair enough; but bringing it down the pub; telling his girlfriend and his work mates about was definitely going too far.

Humans have sex, sometimes they do it by themselves; there was no need for me to behave like the town-crier about it.

thundercatho · 21-03-2011 06:33PM

Couple of years ago I was at a Trinity Ball. Now after witnessing a security remove a "Very" conclealed bottle of vodka from a young Lady I stumbled acrossa couple at it on one of the main walkways(She was sitting on a window ledge)... There was some screams to say the least with a number of people actually watching.... Headed over to hear a band and on way back they were still at it.... However they now had a jacket over them.... Great memories...

eilo1 · 21-03-2011 06:38PM

I decided at the very last minute to join a class trip a few weeks ago.
Due to the fact I hadnt booked a room I ended up sharing with 7 lads.

On the first night I went back to the room to collect my cans and walked in on one of the guys with one of the girls. He shouts "Eilo I was about to come!" she was hidden under the duvet. I said my apologies (grabbed my cans) and legged it.

On the second night I headed back to the hostel a little early as I was hammered and knackered. Walked straight in on the same girl but with a different guy. I didnt even apologise this time.

That charming girl also left her knickers the first night and her bra the second night. Lovely girl, just lovely.........................:pac::pac:

wurzlitzer · 21-03-2011 06:43PM

strobe wrote: »

When I was 20 (I think) I had been going out with a girl for about a month. We had been at a gig in the point and headed back to her place afterwards. First time I'd been in her house. We got there, no-one else in the place, both of us fairly drunk but we found a bottle of red wine in the fridge so polished that off between us and headed off to bed.

So I wake up in the early hours of the morning dying for a p1ss, crawl out of bed, pull on the boxers and head off to find the jacks. No problems there, straight down the end of the hall like in most gaffs. So still half asleep I relieve myself and head back to bed. Open the door and walk to the bed quite as I can so I don't wake Sarah (not her real name) up. Lift the blankets and "....!", in the 5 minutes I have been out of the room some fat bastard has crawled into bed he is on top of her and they are going at it under the covers??!? So naturally I let a shout "what the fukk!?".

Cue startled screams and lots of shouting from Sarah's Ma and Da. Next thing I know I am trying to block digs being thrown at me from a naked hairy 50 year old man with an erection.

Thankfully Sarah wasn't a heavy sleeper and came running out into the hall and screamed out explanations as to my identity before I got too bad of a kicking for being a lunatic rapist that breaks into peoples houses in his underwear and accosts middle aged people during their marital relations.

Moral of the story....always double check which room you are sleeping in in a strange house if you need to take a whizz.

(we are no longer together btw)

LOL:D

Years ago when I lived in my parents, I brought a bloke home for the first time that I had been seeing.
We fooled around in my sisters empty bed, as my sister was staying in a friends. After an hour I went to my bedroom alone.

As my dear Dad was a heavy snorer, my mum could n't sleep and she went to my sisters room. My sister had decided that night to stay in her best friends, so my mum only wearing knickers and a bra climbed into to bed with who she thought was my sister.

My Mum woke up an hour later and noticed the person sleeping in the bed beside her had dark hair. My mother thought it was my sisters best friend and turned to ask "her", where was my sister.

To her HORROR it was a bloke, he became aware that there was a scantily clad fifty year old in the bed and grabbed hold of the duvet to cover himself and peeped over the top of it.

She jumped out of bed and went back to her own bedroom. Stayed in bed all the following day for fear of meeting the bloke i had brought back.

The guy (no signs of embarrasment) got up the next morning had dinner with al my family (my dad did all the cooking).

My dad was a bit off with him, and I was wondering why my mum was still in bed.

The bloke left, and my dad filled me in on all of the above

oh how we laughed:D
my poor mum

Big Nasty · 21-03-2011 06:45PM

Sea Sharp wrote: »

No?

Good - me neither!

;):D

--LOS-- · 21-03-2011 06:45PM

only once I think, a young couple going at it in botanic gardens, how cultured.

DUB777 · 21-03-2011 06:55PM

Smoking some good stuff out the window of a mates apartment on Parnell st and across the road there was a couple at it up against their balcony. She was getting hammered out of it by your man looking at the oblivious people below strolling past. Having noticed this, the rest of us in the room jumped up to have a look & when she saw 4 heads peering back up at her she nearly died. She immediately pushed herself off the balcony and back into the room & whipped the curtains across. It was fookin hilarious, I'd say your man was loving it & next minute probably didnt know WTF was going on when she pushed back in. If ever I saw a kodak moment, her face was it.

ardinn · 21-03-2011 06:59PM

I was on Holidays in Peurto Rico gc about 5 years ago with a mate - We met this english guy who was with his parents and we met him out a few nights as he was pretty sound and hung around a bit.

Anyway my mate went home one night about 5am from jokers (nightclub) on his own as he was obliterated, so me and the english guy stayed and went on the prowl.

I got with this english girl and we all went back to hers as she said there was a few of her friends there and a few bottles, so we got in a taxi and went.

When we arrived there was one other girl there, the rest were in bed, (she was far from a model but he's on holiday, plastered and up for anything) she introduces them and we head upstairs.

About half an hour later he arrives up - opens the door, and proceeds to tell me "im not ridin that yoke maaate" - As im bollock naked, and conquers deep in this bird at the time I must admit I was quite shocked, No covers on the bed - It consisted from the bottom up of bed, matress, Sheets, Her, Me.

I say "ok then", And just keep staring at him

"na man - cant do it - well below par" then he just starts a chat about nothing!!!

Think of any porn seen, now think of someone walking in and starting a conversation with the lead male. Not flinching, looking away or showing any signs of anything strange about the situation.

After about 10 minutes chatting, he goes back to the other girl and watches tv.

What was strange was he found nothing unusual about walking in on someone he barely knew and another person he didnt know at all who were both completely naked and mid act!

hobochris · 21-03-2011 07:46PM

ardinn wrote: »

I was on Holidays in Peurto Rico gc about 5 years ago with a mate - We met this english guy who was with his parents and we met him out a few nights as he was pretty sound and hung around a bit.

Anyway my mate went home one night about 5am from jokers (nightclub) on his own as he was obliterated, so me and the english guy stayed and went on the prowl.

I got with this english girl and we all went back to hers as she said there was a few of her friends there and a few bottles, so we got in a taxi and went.

When we arrived there was one other girl there, the rest were in bed, (she was far from a model but he's on holiday, plastered and up for anything) she introduces them and we head upstairs.

About half an hour later he arrives up - opens the door, and proceeds to tell me "im not ridin that yoke maaate" - As im bollock naked, and conquers deep in this bird at the time I must admit I was quite shocked, No covers on the bed - It consisted from the bottom up of bed, matress, Sheets, Her, Me.

I say "ok then", And just keep staring at him

"na man - cant do it - well below par" then he just starts a chat about nothing!!!

Think of any porn seen, now think of someone walking in and starting a conversation with the lead male. Not flinching, looking away or showing any signs of anything strange about the situation.

After about 10 minutes chatting, he goes back to the other girl and watches tv.

What was strange was he found nothing unusual about walking in on someone he barely knew and another person he didnt know at all who were both completely naked and mid act!

Was Probably looking for a Tag in..:D

questionmark? · 21-03-2011 08:20PM

hobochris wrote: »

Was Probably looking for a Tag in..:D

Dead right sharing is caring:cool:

ardinn · 21-03-2011 08:47PM

I was thinking that later on - probably - Tho it didnt enter my head at the time - I was too busy wondering the sight of a hairy bobbin man ass didnt make him leave!

SafeSurfer · 21-03-2011 09:43PM

strobe wrote: »

When I was 20 (I think) I had been going out with a girl for about a month. We had been at a gig in the point and headed back to her place afterwards. First time I'd been in her house. We got there, no-one else in the place, both of us fairly drunk but we found a bottle of red wine in the fridge so polished that off between us and headed off to bed.

So I wake up in the early hours of the morning dying for a p1ss, crawl out of bed, pull on the boxers and head off to find the jacks. No problems there, straight down the end of the hall like in most gaffs. So still half asleep I relieve myself and head back to bed. Open the door and walk to the bed quite as I can so I don't wake Sarah (not her real name) up. Lift the blankets and "....!", in the 5 minutes I have been out of the room some fat bastard has crawled into bed he is on top of her and they are going at it under the covers??!? So naturally I let a shout "what the fukk!?".

Cue startled screams and lots of shouting from Sarah's Ma and Da. Next thing I know I am trying to block digs being thrown at me from a naked hairy 50 year old man with an erection.

Thankfully Sarah wasn't a heavy sleeper and came running out into the hall and screamed out explanations as to my identity before I got too bad of a kicking for being a lunatic rapist that breaks into peoples houses in his underwear and accosts middle aged people during their marital relations.

Moral of the story....always double check which room you are sleeping in in a strange house if you need to take a whizz.

(we are no longer together btw)

Why was the red wine in the fridge?

stovelid · 21-03-2011 09:49PM

I suppose I caught myself at it once. I had been drinking and passed out for a fraction of a second while on the job and kinda got a shock when I came too.

Also walked in on a couple in a place I lived in over in Germany and also another couple once in a nightclub toilet too.

strobe · 21-03-2011 11:20PM

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Why was the red wine in the fridge?

Rosé, but I like that that was the detail that caught your attention. Classy.

mfceiling · 21-03-2011 11:33PM

Working on a fit out in parnell st garda station and saw a lad knocking the back out of a young one in barry's hotel - curtains open (hers and the ones on the window).
Over 20 of us standing watching the show......he finishes up and throws us a thumbs up.....she was still oblivious that a gang of lads in the building opposite were watching her getting steered from the rear for a good 10 minutes!!

eternal · 22-03-2011 12:25AM

we found a bottle of red wine in the fridge so polished that off between us and headed off to bed.

Jees Im disgusted ,Who puts red wine in the fridge??

TeddyTedson · 22-03-2011 12:27AM

....yes, but I try to block out the memories

eternal · 22-03-2011 12:28AM

I now realise someone else posted the same thing ,oops sorry

wurzlitzer · 22-03-2011 12:33AM

which was?
do n't leave us in the dark

wurzlitzer · 22-03-2011 12:34AM

ah yes it was Rose

gcgirl · 22-03-2011 12:47AM

Worst one was walking in to the parentals room at 11 in the morning to switch the emersion on, I was 21 at the time and scared for life was not the world the mental images were burnt in to my brain, I was like for fook sake it's 11 in the morning !

Xivilai · 22-03-2011 12:54AM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

came home from work one summer and seen my neigbour sittin in a car on his own thought id go over and say hello........a head pops up from his lap........broke me bollox laughin and turned around:D

You must have really made him horny...

strokemyclover · 22-03-2011 12:56AM

strobe wrote: »

When I was 20 (I think) I had been going out with a girl for about a month. We had been at a gig in the point and headed back to her place afterwards. First time I'd been in her house. We got there, no-one else in the place, both of us fairly drunk but we found a bottle of red wine in the fridge so polished that off between us and headed off to bed.

So I wake up in the early hours of the morning dying for a p1ss, crawl out of bed, pull on the boxers and head off to find the jacks. No problems there, straight down the end of the hall like in most gaffs. So still half asleep I relieve myself and head back to bed. Open the door and walk to the bed quite as I can so I don't wake Sarah (not her real name) up. Lift the blankets and "....!", in the 5 minutes I have been out of the room some fat bastard has crawled into bed he is on top of her and they are going at it under the covers??!? So naturally I let a shout "what the fukk!?".

Cue startled screams and lots of shouting from Sarah's Ma and Da. Next thing I know I am trying to block digs being thrown at me from a naked hairy 50 year old man with an erection.

Thankfully Sarah wasn't a heavy sleeper and came running out into the hall and screamed out explanations as to my identity before I got too bad of a kicking for being a lunatic rapist that breaks into peoples houses in his underwear and accosts middle aged people during their marital relations.

Moral of the story....always double check which room you are sleeping in in a strange house if you need to take a whizz.

(we are no longer together btw)

Strobe is a Bed Intruder! :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

wurzlitzer · 22-03-2011 12:59AM

strokemyclover wrote: »

Strobe is a Bed Intruder! :pac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

bed invader:pac::pac:

Toots · 22-03-2011 01:37AM

Was at a house party when I was about 17, in a house just up the road from my parents' house. The house was exactly the same layout as ours, only that the upstairs had everything on the opposite side.

At one point during the evening one of my friends said she was feeling a bit sick, so I went up with her while she went to the loo to make sure she was ok. When we got to the top of the stairs, I opened the door on the right, which would have been the bathroom in my house, but was a bedroom in this house. A bedroom in which two of our friends were going at it hammer and tongs at the side of the bed, bollock naked with all the lights on. Of course, the two of us being hammered, we fell about laughing, but it didn't deter them and they kept right on going. I actually can't remember if we even closed the door when we went away.

Didn't quite 'walk in on' this one, but one night, many years ago in Redz, saw a girl getting down and dirty with numerous guys in various public areas of the club. Classy lady.

Ever caught people having "you know"

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